Lessons in Talking Shit.

[s3xy_j0nny]

Seeing as how I talk so much shit on MSN almost every day, I decided to sart a thread with some of the funny excerpts. Feel free to add to this thread - there is also plenty funny stuff said on the chat box, so commemorable banter from there can also be copy pasted into the immortal annuls of the grrr forums...

[s3xy_j0nny]

Stu says:
fuck now i'm getting a headace... I think its the coffee and sweltering 36 degrees in the office !
j0nny says:
apparantly, it's going to be 25 degrees in CT today
Paul says:
It's a bit overcast here but it is pleasant
Paul says:
NO wind or rain
j0nny says:
gee, like I give a flying fuck
Paul says:
I hope your headache gets worse
j0nny says:
it is
Stu says:
LOL
Paul says:
Wait now the sun is coming out
Stu says:
quick candi put your factor 1000 SPF on !
Paul says:
NO jokes guys, I am getting whiter. I Look like a cancer patient of something
j0nny says:
roflmao
j0nny says:
Stu, you making my head hurt
j0nny says:
stop being funny
Paul says:
Go STu go
j0nny says:
it takes me by surprise
Paul says:
Like when a women speaks too you?

[flycatchr]

pity we didnt copy the chicken bomb that scico tried to make. :crackup:

that was why i wanted to know if there was any way the chat gets stored. and i disconnected before i thought of copiying it :slap:

[scicopathix]

What do you mean 'tried to make'?
I did make it.
It kinda worked.
Not so much in an explosive way, but it sure made a terrible mess of my office. That is a borderline bio-chemical weapon, if the smell is anything to go by.

Warning: DO NOT drink the chicken bomb mix. It are BAD!

[s3xy_j0nny]

yes, missing out on the chicken bomb escapades is what prompted this thread. This way, you can show everybody after :fact: provided you remember to copy & paste.

[s3xy_j0nny]

Odette (Onyx) says:
ask me what?

j0nny says:
ok
j0nny says:
serious question

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok. shoot

j0nny says:
say you met ppl gaming online
j0nny says:
regular ppl who played the same game

Odette (Onyx) says:
yes...
Odette (Onyx) says:
uh huh

j0nny says:
then you met a group of them at a convention
j0nny says:
like a LAN or soemthing

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok
Odette (Onyx) says:
irl

j0nny says:
ok, so you got on with a group of gamers - guys and girls - and went out drinking for a couple of nights

Paul says:
In real life

j0nny says:
ja
j0nny says:
real life

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok..
Odette (Onyx) says:
which i have done

Paul says:
Weirdo

Odette (Onyx) says:
met online people irl

j0nny says:
so you make plans to meet up for another nerd gathering, but not gaming, going camping

Odette (Onyx) says:
yes...

j0nny says:
with a few of the ppl from this cool group

Odette (Onyx) says:
same people?

j0nny says:
ja

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok

j0nny says:
so you meet up with these ppl and go on a camp for a few nights
j0nny says:
the last night you're there, everyone gets REALLY drunk, including you

Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok

Paul says:
This is a bad idea j0nny

Odette (Onyx) says:
sshhh. Paul...

Paul says:
Fine

Odette (Onyx) says:
its getting interesting

j0nny says:
you wake up in the morning in a 2 man tent with one of the dudes sleeping next to you and a very tender bumhole...
j0nny says:
he's out cold

Odette (Onyx) says:
(LOL)

j0nny says:
would you tell anyone about it?
j0nny says:
assuming that he acted like nothing happened

Odette (Onyx) says:
and nobody else knows about it?

j0nny says:
nope
j0nny says:
you think so anyways...

Odette (Onyx) says:
and you guys have become better aquainted through all this gaming and camping
Odette (Onyx) says:
so you are on good speaking terms

j0nny says:
ja, you know them pretty well

Paul says:
Obviously not well enough

Odette (Onyx) says:
if it bothers you, mention it to clarify the matter

j0nny says:
i told you not to go, Paul

Odette (Onyx) says:
but i wouldn't spread the news about it

j0nny says:
so who would you tell?

Odette (Onyx) says:
depends how you are feeling about the whole thing.
Odette (Onyx) says:
but i would clear up the matter first with the special friend so you both on the same page
Odette (Onyx) says:
if it turns out to be very very funny and you both agree it was a moment of weakness.... then take it from there
Odette (Onyx) says:
does that make sense? or am i not getting it?

j0nny says:
so you wouldn't tell your husband?

Odette (Onyx) says:
if i woke up with another woman in a tent naked?

j0nny says:
no, a man, and a sore bum, naked

Odette (Onyx) says:
not until i know the whole story, but then again... the chances of me getting into a tight spot like that is very slim

j0nny says:
oh well...

Odette (Onyx) says:
but i suppose i would tell him... maybe depends where he was

j0nny says:
List of ppl to ask camping:
Bennie (THUMBS UP)
Darkside (THUMBS UP)
Onny (THUMBS DOWN)

Odette (Onyx) says:
(ROFL)
Odette (Onyx) says:
gee thanks

j0nny says:
heh heh
j0nny says:
Paul said he wouldn't tell
j0nny says:
we went camping next weekend

Paul says:
Ok I am going to go get oil

j0nny says:
:eek:

Odette (Onyx) says:
stu, what would you have done?

Stu says:
i got caught by this one
Stu says:
but (hahaha) in all honesty i would
Stu says:
erm

j0nny says:
Stu said he would tell

Odette (Onyx) says:
yes?

Stu says:
tell my wife and kill the guy in the tent on our next camping trip

j0nny says:
so we didn't invite him

Odette (Onyx) says:
so stu and i can go camping then

Stu says:
w000t !

[Thor_23]

:crackup: :rofl:

[s3xy_j0nny]

j0nny says:
are you getting a sig?

Paul says:
No, I am unlabelable

Stu says:
erm

Odette (Onyx) says:
try and say "unlabelable" out loud

Stu says:
do you believe i have a coinfernece call on a public holiday
Stu says:
at 09:00 in the morning !
Stu says:
thats just bullshit !!!

Paul says:
coinfernece ? Classic

j0nny says:
damb coinfernece calls

Stu says:
conference
Stu says:
fuck you oaks know i can't spell for shit

Odette (Onyx) says:

hehe
Stu says:
why even bother

Paul says:
But you wear glasses
Odette (Onyx) says:

don't sorry stu... i understood you - perfectly

Stu says:
thats why i have the F7 key on my keyboard !

Paul says:
All people with glasses should be able to spell

Stu says:
thats what people with cointacts say hey paul

Stu says:
fuck whats with the I
Stu says:
contacts

Odette (Onyx) says:
you did it again...

[s3xy_j0nny]

Paul says:
Hey Senior

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
howzit paulie

Paul says:
Got a question for you

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
for me?

Paul says:
Yip

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
9,5 inches

Stu says:
hahaha

Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
but only in the cold weather

Paul says:
No dumbass, serious question

Stu says:
go see a doctor ! dude !

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Ah, ok

Paul says:
Lets "hypothetically" you meet some people on the interweb. You know through gaming, msn that Kind of stuff

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?

Paul says:
You get know them pretty well and they become your "friends"

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
"friends" everyone i've met online so far i'm rpretty close with, but i'm sensing something coming
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?

Paul says:
At some point you meet up with them in real life for drinks. And you find out they are just as cool

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
look, if you want to invite me to a camping trip, just say so!

Paul says:
Fuck j00

[s3xy_j0nny]

Ben/FunGuye says:
paul?

Paul says:
It is kinda a 'what if' question

Ben/FunGuye says:
ummm, do I need alcohol for this

Paul says:
Say you meet some people online

Ben/FunGuye says:
ag nvmnd, I'll have a drink anyway
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?

Paul says:
You get to know them pretty well after a couple of months

Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?

Paul says:
Then you meet up with them in real life at a braai or drinks or something like that

Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?
Ben/FunGuye says:
fuck this is taking forever

Paul says:
And they all seem pretty cool, like regular people
Paul says:
So when they ask if you want to go on a little road trip with them you think it would be fun

j0nny says:
not a grr braai then

Ben/FunGuye says:
oh fuck, for a sec I thought you where talking about the braai we had, but then youi said "regular people"
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes ditto john-boy

Ben/FunGuye says:
yeah
Ben/FunGuye says:
paul fuck get on with it......
Ben/FunGuye says:
type quicker
Ben/FunGuye says:
slow ass mofo

Paul says:
Anyway so on this road trip you stop one night to camp and everyone gets really really drunk

Ben/FunGuye says:
lol
Ben/FunGuye says:
no paul, you are gay

Paul says:
and you wake up with a used dome in your crack and some dude lying naked next to you

Ben/FunGuye says:
alcohol only removed your inhibitions
Ben/FunGuye says:
LOL

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
LOL!

Paul says:
Now you know what has happened. My question is, do you tell anyone or just pretend nothing happened

Odette (Onyx) says:
omw...

Ben/FunGuye says:
well, you told us already
Ben/FunGuye says:
do you require any further advice?

Paul says:
No dude, if this was you!! Would you tell?

Ben/FunGuye says:
(LOL)
Ben/FunGuye says:
tell what?
Ben/FunGuye says:
and who?

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Would you tell you girlfriend?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
would you tell your DAD?!

Paul says:
Would you tell anyone you got ass fucked

j0nny says:
eish

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Blunt...

Ben/FunGuye says:
if that floats your boat to tell ppl stuff, then yes

j0nny says:
he is asking YOU

Paul says:
So you would tell

Ben/FunGuye says:
unless you require medical advice

j0nny says:
would YOU tell anyone?

Ben/FunGuye says:
no

Ben/FunGuye says:
I would only post it on the forums

Paul says:
NO you wouldn't

Ben/FunGuye says:
maybe perhaps a pic if I can find one

Paul says:
Fuck dude a straight answer yes or no

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Funguye, jy is bierts snaaks bra!

Paul says:
Seriously

j0nny says:
"straight" answer...?

Ben/FunGuye says:
lol paul, you cannot be serious?!
Ben/FunGuye says:
LOL
Ben/Funguye says:
paul, you can't ask me as an analyst to answer a straight yes or no, it wouldn't happen to me and if it did, telling anyone would be the last step in a looooooooong process
Ben/FunGuye says:
process could = therapy

Paul says:
Cos jonny wants to know if you want a lift to rAge!!'

[SlipperyDuck]

I see a theme . . .. I'm off to "Ye 'Ol Chastity Belts" to swipe my card before I arrive @ rAge.

[Megageth]

If you have to mortgage your house for the Virginity 5000XTX, DO IT!

[J_Th4ng]

Those Virginity chastity belts are rubbish, they aren't compatible with the AR10 standard (Anal Rape 10.0).

I prefer the Safearse 7750 Ultra, with it's fingerprint access control, allowing for a much needed ball scratching when required.

Sure, it's a little pricier, but it's a small price to pay when you consider the ability to do an emergency rearrangement of the sausage and spuds without removing the whole contraption.

Yes, I am bored today :yawn:

[scicopathix]

I'd just carve the fucker up with a knife/axe right there and then, burn the tent with him in it, and dare the rest of the peeps to say a word to anyone...
"I'm, going to tell the police!"
BLAM!
... add to fire...

[FunGuye]

I'd just carve the fucker up with a knife/axe right there and then, burn the tent with him in it, and dare the rest of the peeps to say a word to anyone...
"I'm, going to tell the police!"
BLAM!
... add to fire...



so that explains the fires on table mountain some time back! :sneaky:

[scicopathix]

I have been to CT twice in my life, and in no big hurry to do it again, except for some peeps I know down there. You don't even have decent weed...

I actually saw the aftermath of that fire when I was down there last year. It was horrible to see what one British dick with a cigarette butt can do.
Why couldn't he have set fire to the squatter-infested mountainsides? Like the one opposite Drag's place.

[s3xy_j0nny]

Jess says:
i dreams of earthworms the other night
Odette (Onyx) says:
they are the best
j0nny says:
:psycho:
Jess says:
woke up flinging my pillows around..
Odette (Onyx) says:
:rofl:
Odette (Onyx) says:
looking for more?
Jess says:
no
Jess says:
it was a nightmare
Odette (Onyx) says:
:hmmm:
Odette (Onyx) says:
what were they doing?
Jess says:
worming
j0nny says:
squirming
Jess says:
jar
Jess says:
and they were all big and pink
Odette (Onyx) says:
eeeew
j0nny says:
roflmao
Jess says:
no sexy
Jess says:
don't go there
Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe.
j0nny says:
i'm trying desperately to come back
Jess says:
try harder
j0nny says:
Freud would have spent months with you on that..

[WondaWoman]

omw...bwahahahaha - I loved the camping ones the best...esp btw Paulie and Blinks!! :rofl:

I keep a chat history in msn...will browse through and see if it picked up any funnies. :psycho:

[WondaWoman]

Okay...been looking through some oooold chats and picked up some funny one-liners ;)

sexy johnny: erm, 3somes rock, but not with double helpings of boerrie

----------------------------

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky: i like my women like I like my coffee... in a plastic cup.
-----------------------------------------

Paul: Cos I am an admin
Cos I am Paul
Cos I am Deadly like a TB infected AIDS patient
-----------------------------------------------------
Geth: BRB, have to scratch my bum and think on the perks of working for the govt
----------------------------------------
and then i found this winner of a conversation :D from somewhere in June...

Paul: I think j0nny has left? But that is ok cos he is a gay (that rhymes)
Jess: now THAT's gay
Jess: rhyming in chat
Paul: but it rhymes
sexy johnny: NO means NO candy
Paul: Well I usually rap in real life but you two aren't gangsta enough
sexy johnny: oh, please, homie, I am SO street
Paul: Homie don't play dat
Jess: who wants to be a gangsta anyway
Jess: they can never find clothes that fit
Paul: Nigga you roll about as well as a rock
Paul: I was all gangsta this weekend, eat this old grannie up, she didn't know what hit her (it was a rock)
Paul: eat = beat
Jess: LAWL
Jess: eat a grannie
Paul: I'd rather not thank you very much
Paul: Month old tuna FTL
sexy johnny: BLARRGH

[Thor_23]

:crackup:

[Paul]

Would it surprise anyone if I told you I have no recollection of these conversations? I mean wtf is MSN?

[Onyx]

Candi, maybe your deadliness is starting to affect you in ways you cannot even begin to imagine? :eek:


..... unless ignorance is bliss? :hmmm:

[s3xy_j0nny]

Candy the Adminpant strikes again:

Paul says:
But I had fucked up dreams last night. Man!!! I also dreamt I went to a little cafe and hire a Jean Claude van Dam movie
j0nny says:
that's horrific
j0nny says:
why pay to see a JCVD movie?!
Paul says:
next thing I know I am in the movie as a president and there are aliens who roll you up into a ball, like putty and through you off a cliff
Paul says:
But as i fall off a cliff I land in a pool and get out and start sun tanning
Paul says:
Man it was so fucked up
Paul says:
I woke up in a cold sweat at 4 am and couldn't get back to sleep. I blame the super Size mcMeal
j0nny says:
roflmao

[Onyx]

:crackup: :crackup:

[s3xy_j0nny]

seksi_PinkSinker says:
oh, so stuey talks to wonda, but not his clanmates eh?

Stuart says:
yeah bru do u have b00bz?

Jess says:
stuey talks about normal stuff

Jess says:
not just boobies

Stuart says:
wait let me rephrase that

Jess says:
i take that back

seksi_PinkSinker says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Megnut]

OMW.... 2 things

1. Im glad I dont talk to any of YOU GRRR boys on MSN.... :wow:

and

2. Im NEVER EVER going on ANY road trips with any of you :rofl:


Ive been laughing so much while reading this thread...that IVe almost dehydrated.. :rofl:

Im going to sleep now..... :rofl:

[WondaWoman]

Had THE weirdest convo with some of the okes the other night after 12 - Grav, Shadey, Lee, Onni, fly and me. I seriously don't think it's mentally healthy for us all to be up at that hour and try and hold a convo.

I'm too tired to post it..but it is seriously hilarious to read after. We chatted about the craziest stuff - from chewing on Shadey (this was quite detailed and strangely well thought out), to drinking bunny milk, blending frogs, then milking bunnies, to yakking about slippers and playboy bunnies and then somehow lee managed to throw it all together with milking playboy bunny slippers.

If that wasn't bad enough....we carried on chatting (madness) and somehow smoking and lube came up...then a big convo about crisps vs chips and somehow we ended back with bunnies...but this time we argued about how to make bunny chips.... and so it went on.

It was scary....but strangely hilarious afterwards. Some priceless comments :psycho: Makes me love joo okes so much more ;)

[gr@v1ty]

But that sounds like a run of the mill conversation.... :shutup: :hmmm:

[gr@v1ty]

SlipperyDuck says:
SO MANY WINDOWS - i cant keep up with this one - you guys are full of shit
Fly says:

Lawrence says:
windows?
Odette (Onyx) says:

Fly says:
its late and we are all on espresos and stuff and needles
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes
Jess says:
i don't have expresso
SlipperyDuck says:
i have lotsa PRIVATE chat windows open - for - you know - one on one action
Lawrence says:
don't u think it's odd that a guy called "gates" invented "windows"?
Fly says:
E S P R E S S O
Jess says:
no
Jess says:
i think you're strange
Lawrence says:
who?
Fly says:
who?
Fly says:
lol
Lawrence says:
u need to be a little more specific, Jess
Jess says:
all of you
Lawrence says:
just now u scare shadey away
Jess says:
strange
Odette (Onyx) says:
she's tough..
NiteShade says:
damn straight
Lawrence says:
i haven't tried chewing her yet
Fly says:
nor i
NiteShade says:
YET
NiteShade says:
w00t
Lawrence says:
i also heard she was sweet
Odette (Onyx) says:
.. yet
Fly says:
i KNW she is sweet
Odette (Onyx) says:
a tough sweet
Lawrence says:
can't wait to have a taste
Odette (Onyx) says:
like a toffee?
Odette (Onyx) says:
gets stuck in your teeth
NiteShade says:
lol Odi
SlipperyDuck says:
like one of those Rock things you suck milk with
Lawrence says:
hey?
Odette (Onyx) says:
mmmmm
NiteShade says:
ok next topic
Lawrence says:
wait...
Odette (Onyx) says:
who chooses
Jess says:
i like milk
Lawrence says:
we're talking about shadey...
Jess says:
bunny milk!!!
Jess says:
wooohooo
Fly says:
mmmmmILK WITH VANILLA IS THE BESTES
Odette (Onyx) says:
pink bunny milk
Lawrence says:
bunny milk?
Jess says:
oooh i heard about that!
NiteShade says:
lol
Jess says:
chocolate bunny milk
Lawrence says:
who milks bunnies?
Odette (Onyx) says:
nesquick
NiteShade says:
i feel like im dreaming
Lawrence says:
shame
Fly says:
RED bunny milk
Jess says:
i have tendencies towards the cream soda too
Odette (Onyx) says:
eww fly
SlipperyDuck says:
nesquick milks bnnies?
Jess says:
there is no RED fly..stop TRYING to be cool
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes, they do
Odette (Onyx) says:
for years now
Fly says:
what is green and goes red at a press of a bittnon
Fly says:
button
Lawrence says:
a frog
Lawrence says:
in a blender
SlipperyDuck says:
mine goat - why has someone not done something about this yet?
Odette (Onyx) says:
ribbit
Fly says:
what?
SlipperyDuck says:
BZZZZibit
Fly says:
ribbit milk FTW
Odette (Onyx) says:
and now we back to bunny milk
Fly says:
red ribbit milk WOOOOOT
Lawrence says:
shame...
Jess says:
no...we've moved onto rabbits apparently
Lawrence says:
poor bunnies
Jess says:
fly's sick minded idea
Odette (Onyx) says:
bunny slippers?
Fly says:
bunnies are nice
Lawrence says:
if u milk a bunny for too long, perhaps the milk does go pink
Fly says:

SlipperyDuck says:
OMG poor bunnies
Odette (Onyx) says:
that is what i thought he meant
Fly says:
who, me?
Jess says:
play bunnies?'
Odette (Onyx) says:
playboy bunnies
Fly says:
playBOY bunnies
Odette (Onyx) says:

Fly says:

Lawrence says:
those things are gross
Lawrence says:
if u look under their foot, u'll see "made in taiwan"
Fly says:
which things>
Odette (Onyx) says:
slippers
SlipperyDuck says:
they're not real
Lawrence says:
those playboy bunnies
Fly says:
what ? are they blow up?
Odette (Onyx) says:
probably
Fly says:
darn
Jess says:
they're mostly plastic..yes
SlipperyDuck says:
yours?
Jess says:
what?
Lawrence says:
oh
Fly says:
with a bit of fur in the rght places
Lawrence says:
dear
Jess says:
i have furry slippers..not plastic ones
SlipperyDuck says:
are mostly plastic right?
NiteShade says:
lol fly
Jess says:
only the undersole is plastic
Lawrence says:
they have a sole?
Fly says:
an UNDER sole law
Lawrence says:
well... they're not shallow, that's for sure
Odette (Onyx) says:
who?/what?
Lawrence says:
everything Ody
SlipperyDuck says:
i was lost on milk
Odette (Onyx) says:
the slippers or the playboy bunnies
Lawrence says:
when did slippers get into this?
Fly says:
both?
SlipperyDuck says:
how the hell do you milk a playboy bunny slipper
Odette (Onyx) says:
carefully

[gr@v1ty]

Fly says:
pants down?
NiteShade says:
depends if she still has her pants
Jess says:
no one is lying down!
Odette (Onyx) says:
just the pants
Lawrence says:
or if she's caught her breath by now
Odette (Onyx) says:
and the bunny slipper
SlipperyDuck says:
but if theres no pants - why would the bunnie stand up?
Odette (Onyx) says:
grav
Jess says:
if you're still wearing the pants in your house....there's something wrong.
Odette (Onyx) says:
you only got one pant?
Lawrence says:
well - when things stand up, the bunny starts panting
Jess says:
my chair is uncomfortable
Jess says:
i think i need a new one
Fly says:
and what does tghe bunny oaint?
Fly says:
paint
SlipperyDuck says:
coz thats where the slippers are - on the chair
Odette (Onyx) says:
or under the leg
Jess says:
fly..sweetie..you need to think about what you're gonna type before you press enter...
NiteShade says:
lol
Lawrence says:
rofl
Jess says:
the slippers are on my feet...where they should be
Fly says:
i need to finish typing before the subject changes
NiteShade says:
good luck
SlipperyDuck says:
damn - i just thought i was wrong for a second - and I was right - I wasnt wrong
Jess says:
hehe
Fly says:
about lee?

-1min pause-
Odette (Onyx) says:
surprise!
Lawrence says:
aaarggghhhh
Lawrence says:
u got me
Fly says:
WAAAAAA
Lawrence says:
catches breath
Odette (Onyx) says:
where was it going to ?
SlipperyDuck says:
I wanna smoke now- so much HEAVY action going on here
Jess says:
what?
Lawrence says:
it was escaping me
Jess says:
does heavy action bring on smoking for you?
Fly says:
you smoke??(before or after??)
Jess says:
strange
SlipperyDuck says:
during - i dont use lube


Fly says:
how you make a pasta gun?
Lawrence says:
all u need is a macaroni - a nicely bent one
Lawrence says:
and a few spagetti sticks
Fly says:
and then?
SlipperyDuck says:
secretivley
Lawrence says:
u shove the spagetti straight up the noodle
NiteShade says:
are we still talkin pasta?
Lawrence says:
and it fires off like a machine gun out the other end
Fly says:
yes
Jess says:
you need noodles and not spaghetti for the gun
SlipperyDuck says:
OMG - im not sure
Odette (Onyx) says:
sounds fishy
Jess says:
spagehetti is too thin
NiteShade says:
rofl odi
SlipperyDuck says:
NOOOO you didnt
SlipperyDuck says:
arrrghhhgh
Jess says:
noodles will allow your 'bullet' to go through
Lawrence says:
yes!
Jess says:
you see!
Fly says:
my bullet gos thru anything
Jess says:
but i don't think you get long noodles
Jess says:
only short ones
Odette (Onyx) says:
even steel?
Jess says:
you'd have to glue the noodles together
Fly says:
especially steel
SlipperyDuck says:
NOOO not these MENTAL IMAGES!
Jess says:
i used to eat noodles raw
Odette (Onyx) says:
it must be all those espressos
NiteShade says:
me too Jes
Fly says:
screwdriver for your eye lee?
SlipperyDuck says:
thanks
Fly says:
NP
SlipperyDuck says:
need it back when im done?
Jess says:
i like them cooked...but i crunch on dem raw
Jess says:
dunno why

NiteShade says:
thank you all for making me feel sane
Lawrence says:
hope sane enjoyed it
Fly says:
NO PROBLEM THERE SHADEY
Fly says:
lol
NiteShade says:
of course
Fly says:
what would lep say?
Lawrence says:
thank you for feeling sane for me
NiteShade says:
its his middle name
Fly says:
ohhhh, i got a bee on my screen
Lawrence says:
i wasn't looking forward to the experience
NiteShade says:
get ur bunny slipper and milk the bee
Fly says:
oo, its a fly
Fly says:
but a bunny slipper on a bee makes a bit of a mess
Fly says:
dam, it got awway
Lawrence says:
a B on a Bunny slipper helps it from being an Unny slipper
NiteShade says:
lol
Jess says:
i have sane moments
Lawrence says:
what would cape town be without the sea?
NiteShade says:
fleeting?
Lawrence says:
Ape town!
Fly says:
yes, true law, at least it wasnt an F
Jess says:
without the mountain..?
Fly says:
so, who knows how they got the name for knysna?
Fly says:
fountain
Lawrence says:
ooh
Lawrence says:
that could be interesting
NiteShade says:
nice naais there?
Lawrence says:
that's where i thought this was going too
Fly says:
NAAAAIIISS ne
NiteShade says:
ill rather live there then Ape Town
Jess says:
where?
Fly says:
me too
Fly says:
naaais sne
Lawrence says:
rofl
NiteShade says:
who doesnt know their colours, Jess?
Lawrence says:
men

[NiteShade]

NO, you didnt post that!!

They are gonna have us all committed! :crackup:

[flycatchr]

:crackup: :crackup:

ALLL OF US

[Onyx]

Gotto love it!
:crackup:

[SlipperyDuck]

who wrote all this ? We never had that conversation!
Hwd it all start anyway - it must have been after midnight when I got msg'd - twas madness -
you cant appreciate the speed at which posts were popping up on the screen from just the forum.... it was fast n furious i tell ya!

[gr@v1ty]

Yep! We're talking about 3 posts popping up in 1 sec... at one point a string of comments, about 15, popped up in about 3 seconds. Impossible to keep up with your own thoughts, never mind respond to someone elses.

[flycatchr]

and peeps wonder why my typing is so corrupt

[Onyx]

Yep! We're talking about 3 posts popping up in 1 sec... at one point a string of comments, about 15, popped up in about 3 seconds. Impossible to keep up with your own thoughts, never mind respond to someone elses.


This is very good exercise for the hand/eye co-ordination, not to mention the whole multi-tasking thing, as well as the mind-boggling effect it can have on a person.

AND you learn to read and understand a whole different language that evolves from this sort of thing, too. ;)

Priceless :biggrin:

[s3xy_j0nny]

Today at 11:52:55 AM] Ic3nFl4me: i'm the one sending candi is the one bending...

[Today at 11:53:17 AM] Ic3nFl4me: that should clear it up for u...

[Today at 11:54:10 AM] s3xy_j0nny: /rushes off to puke violently

[Today at 11:54:37 AM] Candidate: Rushes of to buy gun to blow of Stu's sender

[Today at 11:55:36 AM] Ic3nFl4me: me slaps j0n0 with a wet trout and throws the sloppy fish at candi in the FACE!!!

[Today at 11:55:49 AM] Ic3nFl4me: /cls

[Today at 11:55:50 AM] s3xy_j0nny: sorry, you want to "blow off Stu's sender...?" - you guys are weird

[Today at 11:55:52 AM] Ic3nFl4me: /clear

[Today at 11:56:24 AM] Ic3nFl4me: I'm sorry i have to resign from grrr

[Today at 11:56:37 AM] Ic3nFl4me: i can't take candi

[Today at 11:56:43 AM] Ic3nFl4me: gheiness

[Today at 11:57:11 AM] s3xy_j0nny: you the one describe the bending and sending

[Today at 11:57:57 AM] Ic3nFl4me: shud up

[Today at 11:58:05 AM] scicopathix: Illiterate hicks...

[SlipperyDuck]

BUSTED -

[SlipperyDuck]

Paul says:
I like knight he is impressionable, I will mold him into my own
SlipperyDuck says:
lol
Paul says:
Then there will be two of me and we will rule the world like Brother and Sister
Paul says:
Except we won't have the sex
SlipperyDuck says:
lucky you dont have a sister
Paul says:
I have two
SlipperyDuck says:
*VOMIT*

[Paul]

WTF I didn't say that!!! That is just sick man, sick!! OMG you guys are sick!!!

[Stu]

QUOTE OF THE DAY !!!!! :hooray:


[Today at 12:13:38 PM] Candidate: Dude my happy time would freak you the fuck out, you don't want to be thinking about that shit

:crackup:

[Stu]

Another gem from Candi...

Stuart says:
fuck how the hell do u still have a job?
Paul says:
I have a nice ass
Paul says:
Sometimes I let people touch it
Paul says:
and I go ooooooooooh

[baselineac]

:sick2: :crackup: :crackup: :sick2: ????? :hmmm: :yikes: paul is a really strange individual

[NiteShade]

:crackup: and thats an understatement!! ;)

[s3xy_j0nny]

Paul says:
Fuck off j0nny I am not in the mood

j0n0 says:
fuck j00, menopause man

Icenflame says:
lol
Icenflame says:
*points and laughs at candi* wishing he was like Base

Paul says:
Fuck you both then

j0n0 says:
LOL

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j0n0 says:
ROFLMAO
j0n0 says:
oh noes

Paul has been added to the conversation.

j0n0 says:
please come back, Paulie
j0n0 says:
we love j00

Paul says:
Fuck off

Icenflame says:
u make us funny laugh

Paul says:
Sometimes you guys can be real ass's

j0n0 says:
rofl
j0n0 says:
I thought you liked asses

Paul says:
Keep it up fuck face

j0n0 says:
lol
j0n0 says:
are you going to donder me
j0n0 says:
?

Paul says:
I am going to kick your ass in the head

j0n0 says:
man, I are so bored today

Icenflame says:
when u coming down to CT paul? we find u one of jonnies sloppy seconds to entertain u

j0n0 says:
Stu, you getting pwnt in the chatdoos

Paul says:
Fuck off do you think I care

j0n0 says:
ag, stick another tampon in it, whoremoan

Paul has left the conversation.

Icenflame says:
lol

j0n0 says:
rofl

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j0n0 says:
dont run away,
j0n0 says:
Captain Tampax

Paul says:
I am going to smack you

j0n0 says:
why, have I been a bad boy?

Icenflame says:
why for so grumpy candi?

Paul says:
You have been a fuck bag of tremendous proportion

Icenflame says:
come let it all out...

j0n0 says:
cos you dissed his chick

Icenflame says:
WHAT?
Icenflame says:
who's chick?

Paul says:
I don't have a chick and you guys don't even give a fuck

j0n0 says:
you said you wanted to slap Jackie

Paul says:
You just say what ever the fuck you want

Icenflame says:
yes we do... we care contrary to popular belief we care candi...

Paul says:
See fuck now you start with this shit
Paul says:
Talk too me when you guys grow the fuck up

Icenflame says:
holly shit

j0n0 says:
lol

Icenflame says:
keep your knickers on

Paul says:
Do you think I really care!

j0n0 says:
is that a question!

Paul says:
Dick

j0n0 says:
fuck, actually it's enough now, cunt features

Paul says:
Nice

j0n0 says:
if you got a problem, just say so
j0n0 says:
dont expect us to dance around your menstrual cycle

Paul says:
Why don't you just leave me the fuck alone before I get really pissed

j0n0 says:
oh noes
j0n0 says:
pls not REALLY pissed

Paul says:
Oh yes the famous (not) j0nny sarcasm.

j0n0 says:
I wouldn't expect an inbred yeti to get any of it

Paul says:
How can I defend myself against that might force

j0n0 says:
you could try a spell check for starters
j0n0 says:
otherwise you just sound lame
j0n0 says:
instead of childish AND lame

Paul says:
And you sound like a fuck bag, full of hot air

j0n0 says:
lemme fart some of it out for you
j0n0 says:
in your mouth maybe
j0n0 says:
(see, I use humour equivalent to your mental age)

Paul says:
Fuck off and die dude seriously, just fuck off

Icenflame says:
ok ok now just calm the fuck down all of u

j0n0 says:
whatever

Icenflame says:
candi as it was my turn to take the shit last week i see it fitting that u get a dose of medicine
Icenflame says:
lol

j0n0 says:
we all big boys here

Paul says:
Stu, you started this shit, so just back the fuck off

j0n0 says:
except Paul, who seems to be a little girl

Icenflame says:
I started IT?

j0n0 says:
whatever, I think excessive oestrogen started it, Miss Shittyknickers

Paul says:
Don't act innocent Stu

j0n0 says:
leave Stu alone, asswipe

Paul says:
You and j0nny are having a nice little pathetic laugh at my expense

Icenflame says:
dude i open my mouth and i get shat on so u just back the fuck off

j0n0 says:
ja, plug that bleeding fanny already

Paul says:
Both of you fuck off, seriously this is the last time I tell you this

j0n0 says:
whatcha gonna do?
j0n0 says:
get cross?
j0n0 says:
LOL

Icenflame says:
ok Paul now seriously what's the matter dude u seem stressed beyond

Paul says:
Like I am going to tell you guys!! Fuck, you will most probably put it in the talking shit thread

j0n0 says:
JA!
j0n0 says:
I reckon that's a good plan

Icenflame says:
shud up jonny

j0n0 says:
pour out that rotten heart of yours and we can post it for everyone to have a laugh

Icenflame says:
there's a time and place for everything

Paul says:
Ah geez fuck off j0nny, you never now when enough is enough

j0n0 says:
one word, Candi : spellchecker

Icenflame says:
ur a cunt jono...
Icenflame says:
lol

j0n0 says:
no no, I think if you check the dictionary, under "cunt" it has a pic of Paul

Paul says:
Ja Stu just pretend to back me up nice

j0n0 says:
oh no wait, that's "crunchy cunt"...

Icenflame says:
pretend ?
Icenflame says:
go fuck yourself...

Paul says:
You know I don't need this shit in my life, it is bad enough as it is

Paul has left the conversation.

j0n0 says:
ja, dont stand behind Paul or he'll bend over and start beckoning
j0n0 says:
booohooo

Paul has been added to the conversation.

j0n0 says:
:'(
j0n0 says:
waaaaaah!
j0n0 says:
my name's Paul, and I'm a little girly pant

Paul says:
Doos

Icenflame says:
shame dude I know what it's like giev the fucker a break Jono

j0n0 says:
ja, like that's gonna happen

Icenflame says:
and candi I wasnt pretending dude so THANKS THANKS ALOT !

j0n0 says:
nothing beats kicking a twat while he's down
j0n0 says:
don't waste your sympathy on a yeti like Paul, Stu

Paul says:
What ever Stu, I really thought you were better than that. I know j0nny is a prick but you. You opened my eyes

j0n0 says:
they're like wookies

Icenflame says:
ok whatever bru
Icenflame says:
honestly if u gonna be like that whatEVA

j0n0 says:
fuck, Paul, the cat REALLY shat in your cornflakes this morning eh?

Icenflame says:
here's a brother actually reaching out and I get my fucking limb cut off...

j0n0 says:
I told you, Stu, he's not worth it

Icenflame says:
now jono can layinto you as much as he want's I'm done trying to be civil.

j0n0 says:
I'll kick his ass outta [grrr]

Icenflame says:
lol
Icenflame says:
u da boss

Paul says:
Really? Fine kick me!! I am done with your shit ofter this

j0n0 says:
SPELLCHECKER

Icenflame says:
aaaaahhhh come one
Icenflame says:
on
Icenflame says:
on

j0n0 says:
on who?

Icenflame says:
jono u can't rip Candi off about spell checker
Icenflame says:
that's my turf fuck face

Paul says:
Fuck man any Clan would welcome me with open arms!! You dumb fucks

Icenflame says:
by you i hope you mean Jono and not me?

j0n0 says:
Stu, I understand that you're a sympathetic guy an all, but I dont have time to tiptoe around a dick because he woke up on the wrong side of the bed
j0n0 says:
as for any clan welcoming you, shithead, I sincerely doubt it

Paul says:
Go put up your fucking poll, we will see who is who in the Clan, you fucking psuedo leader piece of shit

j0n0 says:
OH HO!
j0n0 says:
thaty's it, I'm doing it now, except it wont be a poll, it will be a decree
j0n0 says:
"I hereby kick Candy out of grrr - no wankers allowed"

Icenflame says:
ok now I'm laughing .... does that make me a bad person?

Paul says:
A decree!! Fucking typical Zimbo!!! Not respec

j0n0 says:
I'm glad someone finds this shit funny stu
j0n0 says:
Paul, think seriously before you answer this:
do you really want to leave grrr, because I know a couple of people would welcome the move
j0n0 says:
I've had complaints about you, so if you want to oblige me and post a resignation, so be it
j0n0 says:
ja, I thought that would shut you up
j0n0 says:
fucking child

Icenflame says:
hey
Icenflame says:
HEY
Icenflame says:
both of u underaged fucking drinking teens! STFU

Paul says:
Fuck who!!! You and only you doos

j0n0 says:
yes, Paul, it's all me
j0n0 says:
I PM myself about your shitty attitude

Paul says:
Well you are that desperate!!, dumb fuck

j0n0 says:
fuck this, I was in a good mood til you ruined it
j0n0 says:
it's true what they say about menstrual drama queens
j0n0 says:
they are bad luck
j0n0 says:
I'm going for a smoke
j0n0 says:
maybe Ice will blow some sunshine up your ass and kiss it all better

Paul says:
You are a fucking twat

Icenflame says:
fuck u jono
Icenflame says:
now ur a fucking dickweed

Paul says:
Ja run away bitch

Icenflame says:
i hope u fall down the stairs

Paul says:
Fuck stu you switch sides faster than an Italian

Icenflame says:
no i dont'
Icenflame says:
I'm a fence sitter and i only attack those whom attack me
Icenflame says:
jono tuned me i tune him back

Paul says:
One minute you back me up then you laughing at me!! Fuck make up your mind douche

Icenflame says:
lol
Icenflame says:
nah it's more fun this way
Icenflame says:
then i get the best of both worlds
Icenflame says:
but honestly i'm with u on this wone
Icenflame says:
when one is not in the mood one is not in the mood
Icenflame says:
happens

Paul says:
whateva

Icenflame says:
ok dont believe me cut off ur nose to spite your face then

Paul says:
Any when it is you guys involved

Icenflame says:
lol
Icenflame says:
can't blame u really
Icenflame says:
but on a maturer note
Icenflame says:
if there really is somthing up and its stressing u
Icenflame says:
then u got a friend in me... as stupid as that may sound

Paul says:
The only thing stressing me is that you Fell for Punk number 2!!!!

Icenflame says:
DICK
Icenflame says:
i knew it
Icenflame says:
KNEW IT KNEW IT
Icenflame says:
fuck i'm a chump

[baselineac]

lol!!!! rofl. :crackup: :rofl:

[s3xy_j0nny]

Paul says:
Shut up Captain Hormonal
Paul says:
How's about you go knit some socks

j0n0 says:
Stu has a black belt in embroidery

Stuart says:
I have a black belt in I'll fuck u both up six ways from Sunday.... stupid cunts

:crackup:

edit: (extra stuff:

Paul says:
LOL, Stu is funny when he is aggressive

Stuart says:
it won't be so funny when u dead now will it?

Stuart says:
if I wasn't a proper martial artist I would have beaten the shit out of you both a long long time ago...

[baselineac]

sty watches too many chung chop movies

[s3xy_j0nny]

[Today at 06:00:55 PM] Candidate: dude I have forgotten my msn username, I haven't used it in ages

[Today at 06:01:07 PM] WondaWoman: p.duplessis@hotmail.com

[Today at 06:01:25 PM] Candidate: So helpful

[Today at 06:01:35 PM] Candidate: and my password?

[Today at 06:01:37 PM] WondaWoman: For you Paulie...anything

[Today at 06:01:45 PM] WondaWoman: i don't know...PornLover?

[Today at 06:02:16 PM] Candidate: Close but not quite

[Today at 06:02:40 PM] WondaWoman: um...GayPornLover?

[Today at 06:02:47 PM] Candidate: funny

[baselineac]

i really like this wondawoman ... :owned: candy

[s3xy_j0nny]

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
what happened to Lee?
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
I was still busy insulting him

j0n0 says:
keeps getting discos
j0n0 says:
poor fella

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
n00b

j0n0 says:
fuck, dude, wtf did you say to lee in that chat?

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
y?
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
has he destroyed his PC?

j0n0 says:
think maybe he took something thee wrong way

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
I said you couldn't call him a cunt because a cunt is a useful thing

j0n0 says:
hmmm
j0n0 says:
seems a tad upset for that...

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
please tell me you're joking, I really haven't got the energy for another bust up
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
get him in here please

j0n0 says:
ok, just take it easy on him
j0n0 says:
he is sensitive

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
lol

j0n0 says:
he's on the phone
j0n0 says:
will get him here now

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
what's he a woman?

j0n0 says:
just hear him out, he seems agitated with j00, dude

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
k, I'll cool it on the jokes
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
tension everywhere it seems

j0n0 says:
k, hold on

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chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
hey Lee
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
what did I say wrong?

SlipperyDuck says:
yeou realise IF FNK busy
SlipperyDuck says:
you called my a cunt doos

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
yeah so?
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
you couldn't be a cunt if you tried, cunt's are useful

SlipperyDuck says:
fk you guys - Im not happy with you lot today, you all having a go at me...
SlipperyDuck says:
I dont need this

SlipperyDuck has left the conversation.

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
no more than usual

j0n0 says:
ffs
j0n0 says:
i told you to go easy, mate!

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
geez, that time of the month?

SlipperyDuck has been added to the conversation.

j0n0 says:
slippy, put as tampon in it and hear him out ffs

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
ok I'm on mu bestest behaviour

SlipperyDuck says:
oh god, my boss is looking over my shoulder now
SlipperyDuck says:
thanks a lot

j0n0 says:
your boss is a dick

You have just sent a nudge.

j0n0 says:
i hope he saw that

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
rofl
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) just sent you a nudge.

SlipperyDuck says:
THIS IS NOT WORK RELATED, PLEASE DISCONNECT THIS CHAT PROGRAM

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
Lee, so how have I offended your sensebilities this time?

SlipperyDuck says:
you're being a ass to me and thats that, I used to respect yuo

j0n0 says:
you used to type in ingrish too

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
was it my poor spelling or my shyte grammar?

SlipperyDuck says:
fuck you both

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
Lee, I've always been an ass to you and if you respected me.... well then the jokes on you mate

SlipperyDuck says:
you're lucky yuo're not going to rage this year, I'm friken been working out just for such an occasion

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
threesome FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
If that's the case Lee, I'm there with bells on

SlipperyDuck says:
this is NOT A FUCKEN JOKE, I dont need this today

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
emo?

j0n0 says:
sheesh!
j0n0 says:
you ok, slippo?

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
Talk to us, we can help

SlipperyDuck says:
no, leave me alone

You have just sent a nudge.

SlipperyDuck says:
STOP FKN Nudging me I ACTUALLY WORK YOU KNOW!!!!

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
ok seems like you two need some space, I'll catch you guys later

SlipperyDuck says:
I expect this childish crap from grrr, but not from YOU, fucknut

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
blow me
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
I said... BLOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
so get to blowing biatch!

SlipperyDuck says:
blow yourself assface

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
Lee you need to change you nick to emoDuck or something

SlipperyDuck says:
you still think this is a joke dont you

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
NO, you're the joke here

SlipperyDuck says:
the joke is having been invited to this thread
SlipperyDuck says:
thanks for ruining my monday

j0n0 says:
eish, dude
j0n0 says:
never seen him this worked up
j0n0 says:
why is he going off at you, tho?

chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
cause he thinks I care
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
plus he seems to have a carrot up his arse today


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[baselineac]

OMW!!!!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NiteShade]

eish!! :rofl:

[gr@v1ty]

[Today at 08:20:22 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Lee, you got MSN on your current PC?

[Today at 08:20:36 PM] SlipperyDuck: uh ja

[Today at 08:21:21 PM] Dr4g0nn3: So get online then.

[Today at 08:59:24 PM] flycatchr: hey all, back at last

[Today at 09:11:30 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Hi fly, how are j0nny and Bloed holding up?

[Today at 09:14:45 PM] flycatchr: not too bad

[Today at 09:14:48 PM] flycatchr: oked a tad tired

[Today at 09:14:54 PM] flycatchr: *looked

[Today at 09:15:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Damn man. What time did they leave for CPT again?

[Today at 09:17:17 PM] flycatchr: about 1.5 hours ago

[Today at 09:17:31 PM] flycatchr: 90 minutes

[Today at 09:17:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Shit, they won't get back until tomorrow sometime

[Today at 09:17:58 PM] flycatchr: (but thats not from JHB, i met them just past he toll)

[Today at 09:18:09 PM] flycatchr: grasmmer i think

[Today at 09:18:18 PM] flycatchr: Grassmere

[Today at 09:18:20 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I'll bet j0nno was pissed off?

[Today at 09:18:28 PM] flycatchr: something klike that

[Today at 09:18:42 PM] flycatchr: was dodging the taxis and the traffic

[Today at 09:18:50 PM] flycatchr: just a bit

[Today at 09:19:08 PM] flycatchr: he wasnt too polite to me either

[Today at 09:19:19 PM] flycatchr: could at least have said thanks

[Today at 09:19:21 PM] Dr4g0nn3: How the fuck does he manage to do a dumbass thing like leaveing a PC behind

[Today at 09:19:37 PM] flycatchr: but then he was tierd and cross

[Today at 09:19:38 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck he can be such a moron sometimes

[Today at 09:19:48 PM] flycatchr: so i dont blame him

[Today at 09:20:11 PM] flycatchr: its no problem really

[Today at 09:20:45 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Just spoke with Stu. He's worried sick about his PC

[Today at 09:20:53 PM] flycatchr: dunno, he mummbled something about ice moving it

[Today at 09:21:01 PM] flycatchr: befoer they loaded it

[Today at 09:21:11 PM] flycatchr: so he musta thought it was in already

[Today at 09:22:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Jeez, he's gonna kick Stu's arse when he gets back

[Today at 09:22:48 PM] SlipperyDuck: yoh guys, is there anything I can do to help?

[Today at 09:22:51 PM] flycatchr: YEAH,

[Today at 09:23:09 PM] flycatchr: calm jono down a bit

[Today at 09:23:11 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Except that Stu will kick his scrawny arse first

[Today at 09:23:14 PM] gr@v1ty: how many pc's were left behind?

[Today at 09:23:19 PM] SlipperyDuck: think I should call him?

[Today at 09:23:36 PM] flycatchr: just ices

[Today at 09:23:38 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Just the one, AFAIK

[Today at 09:23:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: J0no?

[Today at 09:23:48 PM] flycatchr: his cell is not answering lee, tried alrady

[Today at 09:23:53 PM] gr@v1ty: u know... I could have got someone to courrier it to him rather

[Today at 09:23:55 PM] Dr4g0nn3: He has no cellphone. Dunno if bloed has one?

[Today at 09:24:10 PM] SlipperyDuck: I'll call Bloeds phone

[Today at 09:24:12 PM] gr@v1ty: just 1 pc... sigh

[Today at 09:24:27 PM] flycatchr: he does, and it not answering, try again if you want

[Today at 09:24:35 PM] gr@v1ty: could have attached it to a tv package or something

[Today at 09:24:42 PM] gr@v1ty: pc would have been there by tomorrow afternoon

[Today at 09:24:48 PM] flycatchr: i treid earlier and he said it was on silent

[Today at 09:25:29 PM] flycatchr: me backhe phoned e

[Today at 09:25:32 PM] Dr4g0nn3: The only think stupider than leaving it behind was to drive back and fetch it

[Today at 09:25:43 PM] flycatchr: *he phoned me back

[Today at 09:25:45 PM] SlipperyDuck: sh1t, gonna have to wait it out then... sucks balls man

[Today at 09:26:06 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Damn I woulda thought j0no was smarter than that

[Today at 09:26:50 PM] Dr4g0nn3: WTF? Just got an SMS from Bloed

[Today at 09:27:06 PM] gr@v1ty: jono prob sms'd on bloed's phone

[Today at 09:27:08 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck man, I think they've had an accident

[Today at 09:27:21 PM] flycatchr: what dra?

[Today at 09:27:36 PM] gr@v1ty: where? how far?

[Today at 09:27:37 PM] SlipperyDuck: shotbox refresh! LAG

[Today at 09:27:42 PM] SlipperyDuck: ah thats better, WHAT?

[Today at 09:28:06 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Just got an SMS from Bloed. Says that they're in a local hospital, near the Vall

[Today at 09:28:08 PM] SlipperyDuck: where?

[Today at 09:28:14 PM] flycatchr: oh dear

[Today at 09:28:37 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Hold on, I'm gonna try call him

[Today at 09:28:55 PM] gr@v1ty: doesn't sound good

[Today at 09:29:04 PM] gr@v1ty: maybe they're just stopping there to rest?

[Today at 09:29:25 PM] SlipperyDuck: I STILL CANT GET THROUGH...are they alright, what did the SMS say?

[Today at 09:29:28 PM] Dr4g0nn3: FFS!! Subscriber not available

[Today at 09:29:51 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Now I'm seriously getting worried

[Today at 09:30:35 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I dunno which one of them wrote the SMS.

[Today at 09:30:48 PM] SlipperyDuck: first this days starts out kuk, PLEASE dont let it end this way...

[Today at 09:31:10 PM] Dr4g0nn3: It just says that they are okay, no major damage

[Today at 09:31:33 PM] Dr4g0nn3: But teh bakkie is toast

[Today at 09:31:49 PM] flycatchr: i bet after all this that icey's pc is the least damageed

[Today at 09:32:07 PM] SlipperyDuck: oh shit, serious...who's PCs were in there?

[Today at 09:32:09 PM] Dr4g0nn3: fuck fuck fuck

[Today at 09:32:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: That's a good point. I'm glad I didn't take my PC up

[Today at 09:33:05 PM] SlipperyDuck: Are they Stranded? You think They've got somewhere to stay @ the mo?

[Today at 09:33:18 PM] gr@v1ty: actually... who cares about the bakkie and the pc... how are the guys?

[Today at 09:33:32 PM] flycatchr: the sms said they were ok, it seems

[Today at 09:33:34 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Hold on. Why is jonny logged in to MSN?

[Today at 09:33:45 PM] flycatchr: at least his thumb is working

[Today at 09:34:04 PM] flycatchr: perhaps his office pc logs autmatic

[Today at 09:34:06 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Is someone fucking with me here? If so, it's in fucking poor taste

[Today at 09:34:23 PM] flycatchr: being monday today

[Today at 09:35:10 PM] SlipperyDuck: yar, thats enough from me....

[Today at 09:35:34 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I swear, if someone is fucking with me, I'll fucking kill them. It's the kind of shit that j0nny would pull

[Today at 09:35:38 PM] gr@v1ty: so? what's happening?

[Today at 09:35:48 PM] gr@v1ty: I don't know if I must go to Vaal or not?

[Today at 09:35:57 PM] gr@v1ty: where to go? which hospital?

[Today at 09:36:02 PM] flycatchr: no, grav, dont go

[Today at 09:36:14 PM] flycatchr: it does seem a bit too much now

[Today at 09:36:31 PM] gr@v1ty: I could go to the airport and deposit money if they are stranded

[Today at 09:36:32 PM] flycatchr: i wasnt invovled on bloeds sms

[Today at 09:36:33 PM] SlipperyDuck: was fun while it lasted

[Today at 09:36:34 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I have no idea. They didn't say

[Today at 09:36:53 PM] flycatchr: and i cant stand it any longer

[Today at 09:36:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: WHAT???

[Today at 09:37:10 PM] SlipperyDuck: speak your mind mr fly

[Today at 09:37:12 PM] Dr4g0nn3: You miserable cunts. CUNTS!!

[Today at 09:37:20 PM] gr@v1ty: are they okay then?

[Today at 09:37:36 PM] gr@v1ty: if its a joke... then haha

[Today at 09:37:37 PM] Dr4g0nn3: And you were in on it, Mike?

[Today at 09:37:40 PM] flycatchr: they are in CT already

[Today at 09:37:47 PM] gr@v1ty: phew

[Today at 09:37:49 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck dude, I expected better of you

[Today at 09:37:51 PM] flycatchr: not the hospital thing

[Today at 09:38:00 PM] flycatchr: iw asnt invovled in that

[Today at 09:38:16 PM] gr@v1ty: omw... the relief

[Today at 09:38:22 PM] flycatchr: so, for that i do humbly apologise

[Today at 09:38:24 PM] Dr4g0nn3: just fuck off and leave me alone. Cunt's, the lot of you

[Today at 09:38:39 PM] gr@v1ty: I knew nothing of it

[Today at 09:38:59 PM] flycatchr: i didnt expect it to go that far

[Today at 09:39:06 PM] gr@v1ty: I was just starting to move Kerry downstairs to the guest bedroom

[Today at 09:39:08 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't take this shit anymore. Consider this my resignation from teh clan

[Today at 09:39:10 PM] flycatchr: i know grav - you are in the clear

[Today at 09:39:22 PM] gr@v1ty: so I could get my stuff together and go to Vaal...

[Today at 09:39:32 PM] flycatchr: lol drag

[Today at 09:39:33 PM] gr@v1ty: or the airport depending on their situation

[Today at 09:39:48 PM] flycatchr: but seriously, sorry for the hospital thing

[Today at 09:39:50 PM] s3xy_j0nny: drag you big panty stain

[Today at 09:39:57 PM] s3xy_j0nny: stop being such a sissy

[Today at 09:40:30 PM] SlipperyDuck: jar, that was a woessy response dood

[Today at 09:40:34 PM] SlipperyDuck: I expected more

[Today at 09:40:58 PM] flycatchr: from ?

[Today at 09:40:58 PM] Dr4g0nn3: J0nny, fuck you dude

[Today at 09:41:10 PM] s3xy_j0nny: you missed your chance

[Today at 09:41:12 PM] Dr4g0nn3: You don't fuck with peoples emotions like that

[Today at 09:41:35 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I'm serious fly, so don't come the 'lol'

[Today at 09:41:58 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Jeez j0nny, I thought that you were a friend

[Today at 09:42:10 PM] flycatchr: SORRY

[Today at 09:42:23 PM] s3xy_j0nny: fly's my friend, not YOU

[Today at 09:42:25 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't believe what an absolute dick you are

[Today at 09:42:56 PM] SlipperyDuck: you see what a weekend of man love does to you lot....sheesh

[Today at 09:43:16 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i knew you were all punks, but this is positive proof

[Today at 09:43:18 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I've half a mind to drive over to your place and kick the shit out of you

[Today at 09:43:19 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck you lee. Why are you stirring here

[Today at 09:43:51 PM] s3xy_j0nny: dont trip over my bike when you kick the door down - it's in teh lounge

[Today at 09:43:53 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't believe I voted for you. At least Grav didn't know about your sick shit

[Today at 09:43:53 PM] SlipperyDuck: dood, you had your go at me this morning already, havent you learnt your leason?

[Today at 09:44:13 PM] s3xy_j0nny: I can't believe ANYONE voted for lee

[Today at 09:44:23 PM] s3xy_j0nny: SIRIASSI

[Today at 09:44:25 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Please, pray I don't squash that piece of tinfoil when I come in there

[Today at 09:44:42 PM] flycatchr: stop causeing now s3xy

[Today at 09:45:03 PM] SlipperyDuck: Thank fuck you dont read me PMs about how fkn thankful everyone is that you're out

[Today at 09:45:04 PM] s3xy_j0nny: you're a fine one to talk

[Today at 09:45:05 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fucking girly bike. Shoulda stuck with teh moped, at least that was honest

[Today at 09:45:06 PM] flycatchr: cauase now i am not gona sleep

[Today at 09:45:34 PM] s3xy_j0nny: oh, that's it, mini man, I'm riding over now

[Today at 09:45:51 PM] flycatchr: at least get it out of your systems please

[Today at 09:45:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Oh yeah. You really are stupid

[Today at 09:46:03 PM] s3xy_j0nny: you can't hide behind your mountain after a comment like that

[Today at 09:46:06 PM] flycatchr: moer each other stukkend

[Today at 09:46:27 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I'll snap you like a fucking twig, you malnourished little shit

[Today at 09:46:29 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i could do that with all my arms and legs tied behind my head

[Today at 09:46:48 PM] flycatchr: AND GET YOU R BLOODY PHONE FIXED S3XY

[Today at 09:47:06 PM] gr@v1ty: I would then like to thank Bloed for driving u guys safely home

[Today at 09:47:07 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck, you. You still joke about this shit

[Today at 09:47:11 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i love you all

[Today at 09:47:13 PM] gr@v1ty: did Base get back fine too?

[Today at 09:47:23 PM] gr@v1ty: haven't heard from Stu or Base

[Today at 09:47:33 PM] s3xy_j0nny: They're hom,e

[Today at 09:47:37 PM] s3xy_j0nny: spoke to stu

[Today at 09:47:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't describe how disapointed I am. That's it, I'm outta here. Good luck with your sick little gang

[Today at 09:47:46 PM] SlipperyDuck: nah, they're fine dood, spoke to the fluffy one

[Today at 09:47:52 PM] gr@v1ty: cool that they're home, I mean

[Today at 09:48:09 PM] SlipperyDuck: think they're all sleeping

[Today at 09:48:34 PM] s3xy_j0nny: fly, you still with us?

[Today at 09:48:46 PM] flycatchr: yeah, flufss wanst onswering either

[Today at 09:48:57 PM] flycatchr: depends what you mean by WITH?

[Today at 09:49:55 PM] SlipperyDuck: someone just needs to copy paste to the talking shit thread now and the day is done

[Today at 09:50:01 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i think drag has something to tell youi

[Today at 09:50:09 PM] flycatchr: me?

[Today at 09:50:13 PM] s3xy_j0nny: ja

[Today at 09:50:33 PM] flycatchr: i would rather he PK's me than run away

[Today at 09:50:35 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Does the word 'Punk'd' nmean anything to you?

[Today at 09:50:50 PM] s3xy_j0nny: let us get a camera first

[Today at 09:50:59 PM] flycatchr: lol

[Thor_23]

eish!!!

[baselineac]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TygerBS]

:rofl: you guys are a bunch of c%$# :rofl:

I wouldnt take it stu! :shutup:

[flycatchr]

[Today at 04:19:10 PM] Onyx: this time it wasn't me

[Today at 04:22:12 PM] Dragonne: Wasn't me neither

[Today at 04:22:31 PM] Flycatchr: what wasnt who??

[Today at 04:22:41 PM] Flycatchr: r am guilty by association?

[Today at 04:24:00 PM] Dragonne: Fly, you're always guilty, until proved innocent

[Today at 04:24:18 PM] Flycatchr: yeah, i know

[Today at 04:24:29 PM] * Flycatchr sigh heavily

[Today at 04:24:43 PM] Dragonne: Started with your little BF2 indiscretion...

[Today at 04:24:54 PM] Flycatchr: yup

[Today at 04:25:01 PM] Flycatchr: then the chicken bomb

[Today at 04:25:13 PM] Dragonne: That didn't help, no

[Today at 04:25:29 PM] Onyx: And who knows what else he's been getting up to

[Today at 04:25:47 PM] * Flycatchr looks over shoulder

[Today at 04:26:15 PM] Flycatchr: i got some stuff i need to blow up

[Today at 04:26:48 PM] Dragonne: Or burn to the ground...

[Today at 04:27:09 PM] Flycatchr: yeah, but since i am guilty first, the insurance wont pay

[Today at 04:27:23 PM] Flycatchr: so i will have o use a time delay thingy

[Today at 04:27:37 PM] Dragonne: The fact that you play Anti-Tank (BF2) or Pyro (TF2) counts quite heavily against you

[Today at 04:27:38 PM] Onyx: you need a time machine

[Today at 04:27:45 PM] Flycatchr: LOL

[Today at 04:28:10 PM] Onyx: DeLorean

[Today at 04:28:15 PM] * Flycatchr stares into flames

[Today at 04:28:22 PM] Flycatchr: eh?

[Today at 04:28:31 PM] Onyx: back to the future

[Today at 04:28:31 PM] Dragonne: at 55mph

[Today at 04:28:38 PM] Flycatchr: ok

[Today at 04:29:11 PM] Flycatchr: i did nealrly burn my garage down

[Today at 04:29:17 PM] Dragonne: Don't burn the DeLorean fly...

[Today at 04:29:25 PM] Flycatchr: mmmm, ok

[Today at 04:29:45 PM] Flycatchr: the extension was too short to go out the back door of the gaage

[Today at 04:29:47 PM] Dragonne: Put down the jerry can and flares

[Today at 04:29:56 PM] Dragonne: back away slowly

[Today at 04:30:06 PM] Flycatchr: and the door was locked, so i stuck the steel in the vice on the table inside

[Today at 04:30:18 PM] Flycatchr: and started grinding away

[Today at 04:30:36 PM] Flycatchr: forgetting that the fireworks box was at the back of the table

[Today at 04:30:54 PM] Flycatchr: with the magnesium flashes and the widow makers

[Today at 04:31:18 PM] Flycatchr: had to scramble over furniture to get to the back of the garage for the dogs water bowl

[Today at 04:31:24 PM] Flycatchr: was JUST enough water

[Today at 04:31:32 PM] Flycatchr: :o

[Today at 04:31:50 PM] Dragonne: And now you claim that it was an accident...

[Today at 04:31:58 PM] Flycatchr: weeeeeeell

[Today at 04:32:06 PM] Flycatchr: when did i claim it was an accident?

[Today at 04:32:22 PM] Dragonne: good point. SO you admint that it wasn't

[Today at 04:32:30 PM] Flycatchr: what wasnt?

[Today at 04:32:41 PM] Flycatchr: shooting my balls was an accident

[Today at 04:32:47 PM] Dragonne: towering inferno

[Today at 04:33:08 PM] Dragonne: Ummm, I actually don't want to know about that one

[Today at 04:33:19 PM] Flycatchr: ok, you sure?

[Today at 04:33:48 PM] Onyx: very

[Today at 04:33:55 PM] Flycatchr: lol, ok

[Today at 04:34:02 PM] Flycatchr: it wasnt that sore

[Today at 04:34:11 PM] Onyx: you sure?

[Today at 04:34:24 PM] Flycatchr: there was a moment when i wasnt sure

[Today at 04:34:26 PM] Dragonne: But your voice went up an octave?

[Today at 04:34:38 PM] Flycatchr: HALF an octave

[Today at 04:34:42 PM] Dragonne: That explains your squeaky mic...

[Today at 04:34:49 PM] Flycatchr: ROFL

[Today at 04:34:57 PM] Flycatchr: no that was me trying to sing

[Today at 04:35:01 PM] Onyx: mike/mic

[Today at 04:35:08 PM] Flycatchr: hehe

[Today at 04:35:10 PM] Dragonne: Cats run in fear

[Today at 04:35:22 PM] Flycatchr: you have NO idea

[Today at 04:35:47 PM] Dragonne: I do. I've heard you

[Today at 04:36:05 PM] Dragonne: Well, the portions that were audible to the human ear, anyway

[Today at 04:36:14 PM] Flycatchr: LOL, no i was refering to the other reason cats run in fear

[Today at 04:36:20 PM] Flycatchr: HAHAHA

[Today at 04:36:37 PM] Dragonne: You really should wear pants when you leave the house

[Today at 04:37:04 PM] Onyx: LOL

[Today at 04:37:45 PM] Flycatchr: i like my kilt

[Today at 04:38:29 PM] Onyx: so what do you wear under your kilt?

[Today at 04:38:57 PM] Dragonne: Ummm, Kilt's shouldn't be "mini's". Those are for girls

[Today at 04:39:09 PM] Flycatchr: why?

[Today at 04:39:16 PM] Flycatchr: mine shrunk in the wash

[Today at 04:39:35 PM] Flycatchr: URRRMMMMM, wouldnt ou like to know ony

[Today at 04:40:01 PM] Dragonne: I think with teh mini kilt, Onny will know pretty soon

[Today at 04:40:09 PM] Flycatchr: LOL

[Today at 04:40:43 PM] Onyx: And i can put my poker face on so that nobody can see my reaction

[Today at 04:41:09 PM] Flycatchr: thanks, i would appreciate that

[Today at 04:41:48 PM] Dragonne: Fly with his poker, you witha poker face. Interesting concept

[Today at 04:42:00 PM] Flycatchr: ROFL

[Today at 04:43:20 PM] Onyx: we need a camera

[Today at 04:44:04 PM] Dragonne: With a very sturdy lens

[Today at 04:44:24 PM] Dragonne: which has a powerful zoom feature

[Today at 04:45:10 PM] Onyx: that's your job then.. to hold the camera and take the pic

[Today at 04:45:53 PM] Dragonne: No thanks. I plan on being very very far away from the sight of fly in a mini kilt

[Today at 04:46:00 PM] Flycatchr: a guilty man who did many things

[Today at 04:46:09 PM] Flycatchr: with a paintball his poker did ping

[Today at 04:46:21 PM] Flycatchr: now you have no idea

[Today at 04:46:25 PM] Flycatchr: how cats run in fear

[Today at 04:46:31 PM] Flycatchr: when fly lifts his kilt and sings

[Today at 04:46:48 PM] Dragonne: You haven't lost your touch Mike

[Today at 04:46:54 PM] Flycatchr:

[Today at 04:46:58 PM] Onyx: thats great

[Today at 04:47:03 PM] Flycatchr: hehe

[Today at 04:49:32 PM] Onyx: you did it again!

[Today at 04:49:54 PM] Flycatchr: what? lit your fire??

[Today at 04:50:07 PM] Onyx: lol

[SoSheOhPathix]

While we're on the topic of speaking shit...
Here's an article written by Jeremy Clarkson, and printed in the Sunday Times, London, March 1 2009


I dare you to visit Johannesburg, the city for softies

It’s the least frightening place on earth, yet everyone speaks of how many times they’ve been killed that day
Jeremy Clarkson
Every city needs a snappy one-word handle to pull in the tourists and the investors. So, when you think of Paris, you think of love; when you think of New York, you think of shopping; and when you think of London – despite the best efforts of new Labour to steer you in the direction of Darcus Howe – you think of beefeaters and Mrs Queen.
Rome has its architecture. Sydney has its bridge. Venice has its sewage and Johannesburg has its crime. Yup, Jo’burg – the subject of this morning’s missive – is where you go if you want to be carjacked, shot, stabbed, killed and eaten.
You could tell your mother you were going on a package holiday to Kabul, with a stopover in Haiti and Detroit, and she wouldn’t bat an eyelid. But tell her you’re going to Jo’burg and she’ll be absolutely convinced that you’ll come home with no wallet, no watch and no head.
Jo’burg has a fearsome global reputation for being utterly terrifying, a lawless Wild West frontier town paralysed by corruption and disease. But I’ve spent quite a bit of time there over the past three years and I can reveal that it’s all nonsense.
If crime is so bad then how come, the other day, the front-page lead in the city’s main newspaper concerned the theft of a computer from one of the local schools? I’m not joking.
The paper even ran a massive picture of the desk where the computer used to sit. It was the least interesting picture I’ve ever seen in a newspaper. But then it would be, because this was one of the least interesting crimes.
“Pah,” said the armed guard who’d been charged with escorting me each day from my hotel to the Coca-Cola dome where I was performing a stage version of Top Gear.
Quite why he was armed I have absolutely no idea, because all we passed was garden centres and shops selling tropical fish tanks. Now I’m sorry, but if it’s true that the streets are a war zone, and you run the risk of being shot every time you set foot outside your front door, then, yes, I can see you might risk a trip to the shops for some food. But a fish tank? An ornamental pot for your garden? It doesn’t ring true.
Look Jo’burg up on Wikipedia and it tells you it’s now one of the most violent cities in the world . . . but it adds in brackets “citation needed”. That’s like saying Gordon Brown is a two-eyed British genius (citation needed).
Honestly? Johannesburg is Milton Keynes with thunderstorms. You go out. You have a lovely ostrich. You drink some delicious wine and you walk back to your hotel, all warm and comfy. It’s the least frightening place on earth. So why does every single person there wrap themselves up in razor wire and fit their cars with flame-throwers and speak of how many times they’ve been killed that day? What are they trying to prove?
Next year South Africa will play host to the football World Cup. The opening and closing matches will be played in Jo’burg, and no one’s going to go if they think they will be stabbed.
The locals even seem to accept this, as at the new airport terminal only six passport booths have been set aside for non-South African residents.
At first it’s baffling. Why ruin the reputation of your city and risk the success of the footballing World Cup to fuel a story that plainly isn’t true? There is no litter and no graffiti. I’ve sauntered through Soweto on a number of occasions now, swinging a Nikon round my head, with no effect. You stand more chance of being mugged in Monte Carlo.
Time and again I was told I could buy an AK47 for 100 rand – about £7. But when I said, “Okay, let’s go and get one”, no one had the first idea where to start looking. And they were even more clueless when I asked about bullets.
As I bought yet another agreeable carved doll from yet another agreeable black person, I wanted to ring up those idiots who compile surveys of the best and worst places to live and say: “Why do you keep banging on about Vancouver, you idiots? Jo’burg’s way better.”
Instead, however, I sat down and tried to work out why the locals paint their city as the eighth circle of hell. And I think I have an answer. It’s because they want to save the lions in the Kruger National Park.
I promise I am not making this up. Every night, people in Mozambique pack up their possessions and set off on foot through the Kruger for a new life in the quiet, bougainvillea-lined streets of Jo’burg. And very often these poor unfortunate souls are eaten by the big cats.
That, you may imagine, is bad news for the families of those who’ve been devoured. But actually it’s even worse for Johnny Lion. You see, a great many people in Mozambique have Aids, and the fact is this: if you can catch HIV from someone’s blood or saliva during a bout of tender love-making, you can be assured you will catch it if you wolf the person down whole. Even if you are called Clarence and you have a mane.
At present, it’s estimated that there are 2,000 lions in the Kruger National Park and studies suggest 90% have feline Aids. Some vets suggest the epidemic was started by lions eating the lungs of diseased buffalos. But there are growing claims from experts in the field that, actually, refugees are the biggest problem.
That’s clearly the answer, then. Johannesburgians are telling the world they live in a shit-hole to save their lions. That’s the sort of people they are. And so, if you are thinking about going to the World Cup next year, don’t hesitate.
The exchange rate’s good, the food is superb, the weather’s lovely and, thanks to some serious economic self-sacrifice, Kruger is still full of animals. The word, then, I’d choose to describe Jo’burg is “tranquil”.

[WondaWoman]

LOL..I read back over some of these posts. Heck I miss you okes and all your rubbish talk.

[AuRoRa]

Fuck , some of this shit is funny as hell....ROFLMAO!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'll be adding some stuff on here....defenitly

[Paul]

Today at 10:39:38] SoSheOhPathix: Looks like Iggy is neglecting his boyfriend. Guess he aint gettin' none tonight.

[Today at 10:40:02] SoSheOhPathix: Maybe if he buys her some flowers and chocolates he can redeem himself.

[Today at 10:43:34] L0rd_Vader: been there tried that even baught her new shoes

[Today at 10:44:11] L0rd_Vader: she is in nelspruit now and told me she is coming to collect her things tomorrow

[Today at 10:44:35] L0rd_Vader: and then she dont want any contact with me again

[Today at 10:45:31] SoSheOhPathix: WTF are you on about? I was talking about Iggy ignoring Os

[Today at 10:53:11] oSiRiS: he?

[baselineac]

Today at 10:39:38] SoSheOhPathix: Looks like Iggy is neglecting his boyfriend. Guess he aint gettin' none tonight.

[Today at 10:40:02] SoSheOhPathix: Maybe if he buys her some flowers and chocolates he can redeem himself.

[Today at 10:40:30] SoSheOhPathix: Mabe the anal sex thing just wasnt for her?

[Today at 10:43:34] L0rd_Vader: been there tried that even baught her new shoes

[Today at 10:44:11] L0rd_Vader: she is in nelspruit now and told me she is coming to collect her things tomorrow

[Today at 10:44:35] L0rd_Vader: and then she dont want any contact with me again

[Today at 10:45:31] SoSheOhPathix: WTF are you on about? I was talking about Iggy ignoring Os

[Today at 10:53:11] oSiRiS: he?

[Megageth]

Today at 10:39:38] SoSheOhPathix: Looks like Iggy is neglecting his boyfriend. Guess he aint gettin' none tonight.

[Today at 10:40:02] SoSheOhPathix: Maybe if he buys her some flowers and chocolates he can redeem himself.

[Today at 10:40:30] SoSheOhPathix: Mabe the anal sex thing just wasnt for her?

[Today at 10:43:34] L0rd_Vader: been there tried that even baught her new shoes

[Today at 10:44:11] L0rd_Vader: she is in nelspruit now and told me she is coming to collect her things tomorrow

[Today at 10:44:35] L0rd_Vader: and then she dont want any contact with me again

[Today at 10:45:31] SoSheOhPathix: WTF are you on about? I was talking about Iggy ignoring Os

[Today at 10:53:11] oSiRiS: he?

[baselineac]

Today at 08:24:44 AM] Paul: I hate getting sun burnt when it is over cast!

[Today at 08:25:19 AM] Baseline: did you switch the lights on (sunburn)

[Today at 08:25:38 AM] Baseline: or were you actually outside?!!!!?

[Today at 08:25:43 AM] Paul: I was at the vaal on Jackie's parents farm

[Today at 08:26:02 AM] Baseline: ahhhh....

[Today at 08:26:16 AM] Baseline: porr jackie's parents

[Today at 08:26:32 AM] Baseline: having to put up with you for the weekend

[Today at 08:26:44 AM] Paul: Dude, parents love me!!!!!!

[Today at 08:27:09 AM] Paul: I have this whole innocent well behaved thing going for me

[Today at 08:27:24 AM] Baseline: are they going to make you pay lobola?

[Today at 08:27:38 AM] Baseline: how many cattle?

[Today at 08:27:43 AM] Paul: Do I look african to you?

[Today at 08:28:00 AM] Baseline: lol albino african

[Today at 08:28:02 AM] Paul: It isn't a farm farm, it is more like a holiday farm

[Today at 08:28:46 AM] Baseline: alls we need to do is flatten your nose and punch you in the lip

[Today at 08:28:58 AM] Paul: It is just a big piece of land with a house on the river

[Today at 08:29:04 AM] Baseline: et woillla

[Today at 08:29:15 AM] Baseline: cool

[Today at 08:29:16 AM] Paul: Racist!

[Today at 08:29:49 AM] Paul: It is cool but there is a kak load of miggies especially now in summer

[Today at 08:30:34 AM] Baseline: i wish i could have seen this...office booitjie with papercuts...no skin pigment...running in the bush

[Today at 08:30:54 AM] Baseline: getting toasted by the sun

[Today at 08:31:01 AM] Baseline: lol

[Today at 08:31:17 AM] Baseline: were you at least weating shorts?

[Today at 08:31:25 AM] Baseline: wearing

[Today at 08:31:29 AM] Paul: Yes, cammo shorts

[Today at 08:31:41 AM] Baseline: catchr style

[Today at 08:33:07 AM] Paul: Ja but I make it look good

[Today at 08:33:48 AM] Th0r_23: must have been elbeno cammo shorts ....

[Today at 08:33:51 AM] Baseline: you shoud wear yellow clothes...muggies dont like yellow...and always stand with your face into the wind

[Today at 08:34:33 AM] Baseline: there is another product on the market called tabbard, muggies hate the smell

[Today at 08:34:43 AM] Paul: I just stand near the bug zapper and get entertained

[Today at 08:34:57 AM] Baseline: ....small things....

[Today at 08:35:02 AM] Paul: It is like mass murder

[Today at 08:35:07 AM] Baseline: eishhh

[Today at 08:35:11 AM] Paul: But entertaining

[Today at 08:35:41 AM] Baseline: hehehehehe

[Today at 08:36:13 AM] Baseline: dude i would have snuck off with jackie and entertained myself

[Today at 08:37:13 AM] Baseline: you know youre a redneck.....when the bug zapper is the focal point of your romantic evening

[Today at 08:37:31 AM] Baseline: yup ...hmmm then youre a redneck

[Today at 08:39:07 AM] Paul: I am a redneck because my neck got burnt by the sun

[Today at 08:39:34 AM] Baseline: ja ja and lemme guess you got no noonies either

[Today at 08:39:40 AM] Paul: Anyways I have work to do catch you later

[Today at 08:39:57 AM] Baseline: no dont go

[Today at 08:40:06 AM] Baseline: im having fun

[Today at 08:40:26 AM] Baseline: did i hit a nerve?

[Today at 08:40:34 AM] Baseline: paul?....

[Today at 08:40:44 AM] Baseline: lol
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AuRoRa]

Today at 13:57:36] oZzy: Jackal-Kneehi had a farm , i-hai , i-hai ho... and on that farm he had a Tor , i-hai , i-hai ho

[Today at 13:57:46] oZzy: wiff a zoom-zoom here and a zoom-zoom there , here a zoom , there a zoom everywhere a zoom-zoom

[Today at 13:59:19] oZzy: i-hai , i-hai ho

[Today at 13:59:30] oZzy: Jackal-Kneehi had a farm , i-hai , i-hai ho... and on that farm he had a P1gL3t , i-hai , i-hai ho

[Today at 13:59:43] oZzy: with a oink oink here and a fart fart there, here a oink , there a fart , everywhere a oink-fart

[Today at 13:59:47] Paul: This is what happens when you leave a bunch of people from Ermelo to do as they please

[Today at 13:59:55] oZzy: knee-hi knee-hi no

[Today at 14:00:39] oZzy: :yikes:

[Today at 14:00:50] oZzy: u screwd it up Paul


oZzy: :crackup:

[SoSheOhPathix]

WTF?
Being that a Tor is essentially a pile of rocks (basic high school geography), I fail to see how it 'Zoom-zoom's

Does it perhaps refer to all the rocks in Ermelo, wiff dere free-litre Cortinas?

[AuRoRa]

I fail to see what ure getting at , but let me expain it then.... Ion - Aka Fluffy or Thor_23 has a "other nick"...Tor.. a tor in afrikaans is a big bug...its black with yellow legs... so Toppie calls him the "Witbank Tor"... , perhaps that clarifies it?

Or do u want me to draw pictures to help u understand?

[SoSheOhPathix]

Then you may want to consider typing your Ermelo national anthem in Afrikaans, because in English, a Tor is a geological formation, where a single rock structiure is broken down into what is basically a pile of rocks, through wind erosion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor

However, your being rocks, it is also applicable in context.

[flycatchr]

i thought the sheep where knee hi ho's not the pigs :moon:

[Rocket-Boy]

I cant believe I just spent the last 20 mins reading all of this kak :p

[Skouperd]

It took you 20 mintues to read that?

[Paul]

They have been many pearls of wisdom

[FlatspinZA]

http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html

[s3xy_j0nny]

Awesome read there, Flattie.

[FlatspinZA]

Check this oke's Soup out, it's got some orsm stuff on it: http://soup.fnordicwalking.de/

[Paul]

This is either some of out finest work or some of the biggest load of shit I have ever seen





[Today at 13:27:04] Lee: Seventeen Hundred and Four before the ratio dividends

[Today at 13:28:33] Paul: My thoughts exactly

[Today at 13:28:43] Paul: except you need to carry the Y

[Today at 13:29:35] Lee: That would make it overly compensative of the Market protocol

[Today at 13:35:19] Paul: Yes but ignoring the imperical evidence that the Y holds a value greater compensative Market norm would be tantamount to economic suicide

[Today at 13:37:01] Lee: The watershed earnings ofset should compensate confortably in the short term for the Lack of Y

[Today at 13:40:41] Paul: Pah watershed earnings are synonymous with short-term declining futures that when fully realised return barely half of what the current predictions had stated

[Today at 13:42:50] Paul: Furthermore the lack of Y can be seen a adjunct or more literally the cause of the major downfall of Q4 earnings when Q1 earns are below threshold

[Today at 13:44:57] Paul: I hesitate to further jump on the lunacy of your argument for fear that side split of your reality will be so extensive that it will wrapped around for a win

[Today at 13:46:21] Lee: Consider, however, the bearer headlining; recipricating total budget with medium equity earning of the fiscal forecast

[Today at 13:48:24] Lee: cash flow activities don't impede the collective bargaining agreements throughout the reporting period

[Today at 13:52:24] Lee: So Y loses it's significance if you consider the fresh working capital or extend debt securities

[Today at 13:52:34] Paul: The collective bargining agreements are underscored but both the master agreements and subsequent Transactional documents which have there basis in preterm economics

[Today at 13:53:44] Paul: Ergo if Y were to lose it’s significance then the superstition of Y would be detrimental to the overall forecast ability of the latent models

[Today at 13:54:06] j0n0: obviously...

[Today at 13:54:43] Lee: not according to the gross suplus ratio...

[Today at 13:55:40] Paul: The gross surplus ratio is no longer relevant now that the Euclidian dynamics are in effect

[Today at 13:56:25] Lee: but governance states that gross surplus must still be accounted for regressive taxation

[Today at 13:57:59] Lee: ah, I see, you must be using the unit-of-work-performed method

[Today at 13:58:44] Paul: But the regressive taxation period over laps the collective agreement period therefore there is no need for the surplus ratio because the negative balance ratio overrides it

[Today at 13:59:29] Lee: my method considered downstream sales for CAPITALIZATION OF MAINTAINABLE EARNINGS!

[Today at 14:00:25] Paul: No the unit of work performed method is counter intuitive when the applicators are inconsistent, the variable tolerance is way over the threshold and thus must be ignored

[Today at 14:00:47] Lee: ok, I'll go fix it....thanks

[pmurgs]

I think you guys just proved the theory that a million monkeys given a million years in front of typwriters, will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespere.

[Paul]

Murgs the theory is an Infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of type writers for an infinite number of years.

No wait did you just call us monkeys

[gr@v1ty]

[June 10, 2011, 01:40:47 PM] Lee: 47 out 36 people don't understand stats

[June 10, 2011, 01:42:08 PM] Paul: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

[June 10, 2011, 01:42:40 PM] Paul: The other 1 person just doesn't know how to have a good time

[June 10, 2011, 01:43:38 PM] Lee: If you were about to shoot a mime, would you need to use a silencer?

[June 10, 2011, 01:44:57 PM] Paul: Only if you are using a crossbow

[June 10, 2011, 01:45:05 PM] Paul: Not if you were using a cannon

[June 10, 2011, 01:45:45 PM] Paul: But then again the TV station plays adverts

[June 10, 2011, 01:46:32 PM] Paul: Which is an auxiliary to the matinee performance of Gone with the wind

[June 10, 2011, 01:47:06 PM] Paul: But I digress we need a round square

[June 10, 2011, 01:49:44 PM] pmurgs: SHUT UP PAUL!

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:03 PM] Paul: Go play with your Duke and I don't mean the game

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:07 PM] Paul: Bwahahahahahahahaa

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:11 PM] Paul: Hahahahahahha

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:13 PM] Paul: hahahahahahahahahahaha

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:17 PM] Paul: hahaha

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:18 PM] Paul: ha

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:21 PM] Paul: ha..

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:23 PM] Paul: ..

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:24 PM] Paul: ha

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:31 PM] Paul: ...ha

[June 10, 2011, 01:52:33 PM] Paul: ha

[June 10, 2011, 01:53:33 PM] Lee: two nuns walk into a bar

[June 10, 2011, 01:53:38 PM] Lee: the end

[June 10, 2011, 01:56:57 PM] Paul: LOL that reminds me of one of the best jokes ever

[June 10, 2011, 01:57:02 PM] Paul: A seal walks into a club

[June 10, 2011, 01:57:05 PM] Paul: The end

[June 10, 2011, 01:57:09 PM] Paul: Bwahahahahaha

[June 10, 2011, 01:57:29 PM] Paul: Tell that to a sensitive girl and it is party time the whole night

[June 10, 2011, 01:57:46 PM] Paul: By party time I mean death stares and attempted assault

[June 10, 2011, 01:59:50 PM] Lee: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

[June 10, 2011, 02:00:23 PM] Lee: Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

[June 10, 2011, 02:00:35 PM] Lee: Death is hereditary.

[June 10, 2011, 02:01:05 PM] Lee: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

[June 10, 2011, 02:02:21 PM] Lee: Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

[June 10, 2011, 02:02:58 PM] Paul: Confucius says man with dick in peanut butter is fucking Nuts

[June 10, 2011, 02:03:01 PM] Lee: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[June 10, 2011, 02:04:52 PM] Lee: I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

[June 10, 2011, 02:05:06 PM] Lee: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

[June 10, 2011, 02:05:12 PM] Paul: The dumber they think you are the more suprised they will be when you kill them

[June 10, 2011, 02:05:38 PM] Lee: You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

[June 10, 2011, 02:07:02 PM] Paul: Lee are you getting these off a website because I don't know chinese

[June 10, 2011, 02:07:33 PM] Paul: Roses are red violets are blue. I am schizophrenic and so am I

[June 10, 2011, 02:10:41 PM] Lee: The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

[June 10, 2011, 02:11:09 PM] Lee: Will this computer last five years? Obsoletely!

[June 10, 2011, 02:12:08 PM] Lee: Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.

[June 10, 2011, 02:13:25 PM] Paul: Did some one order a pizza......with extra CHEESE[/soze]

[June 10, 2011, 02:13:32 PM] Paul: that's wrong

[June 10, 2011, 02:14:42 PM] Lee: Gravity, always putting everyone down.

[June 10, 2011, 02:15:09 PM] Paul: If a transvestite gets PMS is it called Dragging while Ragging?

[June 10, 2011, 02:15:38 PM] Paul: I once saw a camel it was a hump day

[June 10, 2011, 02:16:40 PM] Lee: Do you ever get tired of sleeping?

[June 10, 2011, 02:17:11 PM] Lee: Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

[June 10, 2011, 02:18:17 PM] Lee: That's a cool chair. Yeah, I know, it rocks.

[June 10, 2011, 02:18:55 PM] Paul: C&H much?

[June 10, 2011, 02:19:07 PM] Lee: Memories of water in the basement came flooding back.

[June 10, 2011, 02:20:04 PM] Paul: The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner

[June 10, 2011, 02:20:36 PM] Lee: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.

[June 10, 2011, 02:20:54 PM] Paul: The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative.

[June 10, 2011, 02:21:00 PM] Lee: National copy and paste day it seems

[June 10, 2011, 02:21:26 PM] Paul: A test-tube baby has a womb with a view

[June 10, 2011, 02:23:00 PM] Paul: If all of the women left the country there would be a stagnation

[June 10, 2011, 02:23:40 PM] Lee: If money could talk, it would say: goodbye.

[June 10, 2011, 02:23:54 PM] Lee: Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.

[June 10, 2011, 02:24:04 PM] Paul: I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words

[June 10, 2011, 02:24:35 PM] Lee: Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo.

[June 10, 2011, 02:24:56 PM] Lee: You can't tell a book by its movie.

[June 10, 2011, 02:24:56 PM] Paul: Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy

[June 10, 2011, 02:25:15 PM] Paul: When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'

[June 10, 2011, 02:25:54 PM] Lee: The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

[June 10, 2011, 02:26:03 PM] Paul: The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work

[June 10, 2011, 02:26:47 PM] Paul: I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me

[June 10, 2011, 02:27:04 PM] Lee: 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

[June 10, 2011, 02:27:20 PM] Paul: The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran

[June 10, 2011, 02:27:51 PM] Paul: A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no

[June 10, 2011, 02:27:56 PM] Lee: I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

[June 10, 2011, 02:28:54 PM] Lee: Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

[June 10, 2011, 02:29:12 PM] Paul: Lee this one is for you especially

[June 10, 2011, 02:29:16 PM] Paul: I'm inclined to be laid back.

[June 10, 2011, 02:29:37 PM] Lee: Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

[June 10, 2011, 02:30:10 PM] Lee: Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

[June 10, 2011, 02:30:23 PM] Paul: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside

[June 10, 2011, 02:30:53 PM] Lee: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[June 10, 2011, 02:31:52 PM] Lee: The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

[June 10, 2011, 02:32:04 PM] Th0r_23: LOL

[June 10, 2011, 02:32:08 PM] Lee: The universe is a figment of its own imagination. There's no future in time travel.

[June 10, 2011, 02:32:38 PM] Paul: Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery

[June 10, 2011, 02:32:53 PM] Paul: I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan

[June 10, 2011, 02:33:03 PM] Paul: The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands

[June 10, 2011, 02:33:05 PM] Lee: We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

[June 10, 2011, 02:34:06 PM] Lee: When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.

[June 10, 2011, 02:34:07 PM] Paul: The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum

[June 10, 2011, 02:34:25 PM] Lee: Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

[June 10, 2011, 02:34:52 PM] Paul: Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie

[June 10, 2011, 02:35:34 PM] Lee: You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

[June 10, 2011, 02:35:49 PM] Paul: Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'

[June 10, 2011, 02:36:20 PM] Paul: I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis

[June 10, 2011, 02:37:57 PM] Paul: Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses

[June 10, 2011, 02:38:11 PM] Paul: Ok that is me, I am leaving early

[June 10, 2011, 02:38:22 PM] Paul: Because the early bird catches the worm

[June 10, 2011, 02:39:19 PM] Lee: but the second mouse (^ read history)

[s3xy_j0nny]

[October 28, 2011, 02:26:06 PM] del ban Paul: aaah the LOTRO geeks are busy helping each other out

[October 28, 2011, 02:26:13 PM] del ban Paul: sweeeet

[October 28, 2011, 02:26:36 PM] del ban WondaWoman: Take your jealousy back to your hole Paulie

[October 28, 2011, 02:28:54 PM] del ban Paul: Jealousy?

[October 28, 2011, 02:29:17 PM] del ban WondaWoman: I've missed t-bagging your face Paulie

[October 28, 2011, 02:30:17 PM] del ban Paul: Oh please that never happened

[October 28, 2011, 02:30:34 PM] del ban Paul: Only time you could do that was when you were failing miserably at being a medic

[October 28, 2011, 02:32:16 PM] del ban WondaWoman: No..as I recall, it was when you were failing miserably at staying alive

[October 28, 2011, 02:33:07 PM] del ban j0n0: screenshot

[WondaWoman]

I'm usually a much nicer person. :blush: It's just Paulie that brings out the nasty in me.

[s3xy_j0nny]

[Today at 01:55:20 PM] del ban Geth: hey ho good friends, I bring good cheer and a joyful disposition to lighten your day

[Today at 01:55:55 PM] del ban Paul: Go fuck yourself


Classic.

[Paul]

Ok that was taken out of context here, my comment was aimed at j0nny this is what really happened

[Today at 13:52:57] del ban s3xy_j0nny: also, I am going home now

[Today at 13:53:10] del ban s3xy_j0nny: I will think of yo sitting at work and laugh

[Today at 13:53:49] del ban s3xy_j0nny: and not just a little chuckle, I mean I will be wiping the tears from my eyes and holding my sides

[Today at 13:55:20] del ban Geth: hey ho good friends, I bring good cheer and a joyful disposition to lighten your day

[Today at 13:55:55] del ban Paul: Go fuck yourself

[Today at 13:55:59] del ban s3xy_j0nny: lol

[Today at 13:56:01] del ban Paul: I am leaving in an hour

[Today at 13:56:21] del ban Paul: Geth that was for j0nny not for you

[Megageth]

Good cos quite frankly I dont give a rats ass when you leave work.

[SlipperyDuck]

stickyness is sticky

[RussianElite.]

Paul:



I always play the fuck you in the ass and pound you in the head characters








Onyx:



salvador seems to be all that?








Paul:



No he is a bit slow, so I play the "fuck you in the ass and pound you in the head quickly" characters








Onyx:



before the enemy realises what hit them








Paul:



The solider is a nice allround guy








Onyx:



they actually made him look quite cute this time round








Onyx:



not that that makes any difference








Onyx:



but at least if i am playing as Maya i can enjoy the view when whoever plays Axton








Paul:



That had better be mark then otherwise this could get weird








Onyx:



agreed although i think he will probably play salvador. he played the whatsisface, the big dude in the first one.








Phatso:



Tank.. also, roflmao passage of text above. thanks for the entertainment :P








Onyx:



pleasure http://www.grrr.co.za/images/smilies/biggrin.gif








RussianElite:



Hahaha

[Phatso]

14-03, 14:18
Hubris



Honestly I come home and get stoned out my bracket; so my phone is not a high priority.





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Hubris



Getting another 2l coke and as many yummy things as possible normally does lol





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Phatso



... wow man. that is kinda ... you need help Stephanie





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Hubris



Hahaha I'm beyond help





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Phatso



i kid i kid! so whatsit going to be? i believe you hating ArmA3?





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Phatso



i can make you love it





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Phatso



^ most hectic line i have typed into shoutbox





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Phatso



I CAN MAKE YOU LOVE IT





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Phatso



BITCH





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Hubris



With that sexy bodeh ill love anythig





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Hubris



Hahahahaha! Roflcopter





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Phatso



iyo. i am worried about the keylogger on my pc that i can't type to you the correct response





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Hubris



Ya dude the inventory pissed me off. More intuitive? More like poes hard!





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Phatso



but seriously. are you willing to give some arma3 a go dude? i know russian and lee are normally keen as mush to do that. stu too





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Phatso



a 6 man squad in wasteland would be farking fun





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Phatso



*5





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Hubris



I did headshot prokill within 5 min of starting, which was copl





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Hubris



Ya man ill play for sure just need some leasons





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Hubris



^^ignore spelling of max win





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Phatso



i will learn you





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Phatso



* Phatso shudders





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Hubris



Bly te kenne





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Hubris



AANGENAAM





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Phatso



aangenaam





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Phatso



!!!!!





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Hubris



Hahaha I swear the madness on the SB is the only shred of sanity in my day





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Phatso



we typed that. *jeremy clarkson voice* at the same time.





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Phatso



(struggling not to laugh out loud in training here)





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Hubris



Hahaha IN THE WORLD





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[Paul]

[10-07, 13:23] RussianElite.:Morph I see you survived the grrr swear session last night :P

[10-07, 13:23] [grrr]Squad:Morphza replied to the thread GuildWars - A call to start from WarGeeks

[10-07, 13:24] Paul:Kyuub you noob you only need to press F5 not ctrl-F5

[10-07, 13:24] Paul:grrr swear session?

[10-07, 13:25] Paul:If I recall it was just you Russian and I quote

[10-07, 13:25] Paul:"Dick"

[10-07, 13:25] Paul:"Kak"

[10-07, 13:25] Paul:"Because Fuck You"

[10-07, 13:26] Kyuubidemon:I make sure with ctrl-F5

[10-07, 13:27] TygerBS:http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...67209325_n.jpg

[10-07, 13:27] TygerBS:look how gay stu looks

[10-07, 13:31] RussianElite.:Paul do you remember the likes of Buster and U2M also being in the same channel? Specially Buster..

[10-07, 13:31] Paul:No I do not recall this

[10-07, 13:36] RussianElite.:Also seems like you couldnt be your swearing self coz you lost your voice gobling too much cock?

[10-07, 13:38] Paul:Your mom's cock

[10-07, 13:38] Paul:No wait that doesn't work

[10-07, 13:38] RussianElite.: LOL

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