May the Fridge be with you?

[FridgeWheeL]

Hi All

1st off, thank you for opening up the applications to apply to them Grrr Squad. Much appreciated!

Some general information about myself, my name is Deon Fouché by day, FridgeWheeL/Fridge by night!
I am an old Dota 1 / BF1942, BF2, BF2142, BF3 & BF4 veteran and lately keeping myself busy with BF1, Ark, Dota 2 & HOTS.

My wife (Mazzie) & I used to be part of the RIG gaming community a few years ago where we assisted with some general administrative duties until the community members got abducted by aliens around the 4th of July 2011.
About a year later they returned & tried getting the community back up and running but things weren't the same as before and lost its original funk.

I've been since focusing on work and only lately discovered the Grrr community thanks to the whacked Golli88.

With this I would like to apply to join the crazy Grrr Squad so I am ready to answer any(some) questions you might have!
Hopefully with some luck I might be as lucky as Mr. Trump and win some of your votes! :)

Cheers!

May the Fridge be with you!

FridgeWheeL

[Thor_23]

Hey Fridge!

Great too see you have applied!

So just for everyone's benefit. Where are you from? What do you do ?

Also, do you also support the erection of big walls?

[FridgeWheeL]

Hey Fridge!

Great too see you have applied!

So just for everyone's benefit. Where are you from? What do you do ?

Also, do you also support the erection of big walls?

Thanks Thor! :)

1: I am based in Pretoria North East.
2: I work at Sage where I implement & maintain continuous integration and virtualization for our online products as well as some junior development (new interest)
3: Only in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

[Morphza]

You have mentioned "Golli88" in your application... are you aware that admitting this drastically reduces your chances of getting approval?

Unless.... you can prove that you are not a dwarf like he is, then we all good! :D


Q1: How far can a dog run into a forest?
Q2: I see that you are a camping sniper in BF1... are you willing to abandon that behaviour?
Q3: Have you arranged for the application costs (1 tub of pure Protein) to be sent to our illustrious leader?

[Cat Nipples]

Hey Fridge!

Good to see the application, get ready for some really really important questions. Good luck.

1. How many posters of Putin does Russ have against his wall?
2. Do you play any RTS games, if so, what was the best one ever made? (hint: teutonic knights)
3. What does the 88 in Golli88 stand for? (hint: it's measurement for something, in mm)

That's all for round 1..

[Morphza]

3. What does the 88 in Golli88 stand for? (hint: it's measurement for something, in mm)


ooh ooh ... is it for his height?

[SlipperyDuck]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/OohBurn.gif

[RussianElite.]

Fridge! Good too see you apply :D

1. Why is Morph such a douche?
2. What is Firesydes other and preffered nick? Any why?
3. What is a Paul?

[FridgeWheeL]

You have mentioned "Golli88" in your application... are you aware that admitting this drastically reduces your chances of getting approval?

Life has taught me that one has to be strong and face reality regardless of one's "short"comings...


Unless.... you can prove that you are not a dwarf like he is, then we all good! :D

http://tinyurl.com/z6r93hn



Q1: How far can a dog run into a forest?
Q2: I see that you are a camping sniper in BF1... are you willing to abandon that behaviour?
Q3: Have you arranged for the application costs (1 tub of pure Protein) to be sent to our illustrious leader?

A1: It strongly depends on whether there is a man to witness it.
A2: Absolutely not, if I play sniper, I play as a flag running combat sniper with a Martin Hendrik close to medium range, Anglo Oorlog style. Otherwise, I spend most of my time in air combat and supporting the ground troops with fire from the sky.
A3: I'll get Mazzie to make him some awesome pure cocoa Lindt dark chocolate Protein balls.



1. How many posters of Putin does Russ have against his wall?
2. Do you play any RTS games, if so, what was the best one ever made? (hint: teutonic knights)
3. What does the 88 in Golli88 stand for? (hint: it's measurement for something, in mm)


1: 42, it's always 42.
2: Unfortunately not, but if I had to, I would much rather support the Vikings :P
3: Contrary to popular belief, the 88 in his nick is the 1st 2 digits of his fake ID. (hint: His real ID starts with 98)



1. Why is Morph such a douche?
2. What is Firesydes other and preffered nick? Any why?
3. What is a Paul?

1: Maybe he is looking up to Paul?
2: Sir Cat Nipples and at this point, I am too afraid to ask.
3: See Question 1.

[Cat Nipples]

Life has taught me that one has to be strong and face reality regardless of one's "short"comings...



http://tinyurl.com/z6r93hn



A1: It strongly depends on whether there is a man to witness it.
A2: Absolutely not, if I play sniper, I play as a flag running combat sniper with a Martin Hendrik close to medium range, Anglo Oorlog style. Otherwise, I spend most of my time in air combat and supporting the ground troops with fire from the sky.
A3: I'll get Mazzie to make him some awesome pure cocoa Lindt dark chocolate Protein balls.



1: 42, it's always 42.
2: Unfortunately not, but if I had to, I would much rather support the Vikings :P
3: Contrary to popular belief, the 88 in his nick is the 1st 2 digits of his fake ID. (hint: His real ID starts with 98)



1: Maybe he is looking up to Paul?
2: Sir Cat Nipples and at this point, I am too afraid to ask.
3: See Question 1.

Sir Cat Nipples?

He gets my vote.

[Thor_23]

Sir Cat Nipples?

He gets my vote.

He had me with Protein balls

[Morphza]

You two are WAY to easy to please!!

[RussianElite.]

Of course he had Ion at balls :burp:

[Salty Ferret]

Hi Fridge, Glad to see you want to join. We have plenty of get together's soit will be good to see a fresh face.

1.How long is a piece of string?
2.Would you say 'hello' to Adele from the other side?
3.What COSPLAY character would fit your current build?
4.Coke or Pepsi?
5.Do you wear briefs/undies or long jons?
6.Do you sit or stand when peeing?
7.what does IBS stand for and do you suffer from it?
8.Spiders or snakes?
9.What used to be your favourite genre of porn when you were a lighty.

Kind Regards,
Grant

[Phatso]

Since you upgraded your rig recently and I'm jealous, you get no vote :P j/k...

Who's your favourite hobbit and why?
Any games you're really looking forward?

[DryMan]

Fridge!

For the sake of the application process I'm going to over look the fact that you crashed my NYE party...

1. What is Ion been banned from doing at my house?
2. How do you switch on my gas braai?
3. At the 2015 grrrAge who was thrown into the pool multiple times?

[Kill_Inc]

hey Fridge

welcome to the grrr family application...

Who would win a fight between green power ranger or the red power ranger?

A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

[FridgeWheeL]

Who would win a fight between green power ranger or the red power ranger?

That could be an endless debate so I will go with Captin Planet :P



A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

Not sure what a penguin even sounds like but I guess he is here to discuss Global Warming?



1.How long is a piece of string?
2.Would you say 'hello' to Adele from the other side?
3.What COSPLAY character would fit your current build?
4.Coke or Pepsi?
5.Do you wear briefs/undies or long jons?
6.Do you sit or stand when peeing?
7.what does IBS stand for and do you suffer from it?
8.Spiders or snakes?
9.What used to be your favourite genre of porn when you were a lighty.


Thanks Grant
A1: 42mm or 42cm or 42 m or 42km
A2: That would be damn funny so yeah, I think I would lol.
A3: Slenderman with a six pack.... of beer.
A4: Coke
A5: Strongly depends on the climate & season :P
A6: Stand obviously, sitting against a tree while trying to pee is quite difficult.
A7: Had to google this one and nope, luckily I do not suffer from this lol. (Irritable Bowel Syndrome)
A8: Neither thank you.
A9: The naked genre.



Who's your favourite hobbit and why?
Any games you're really looking forward?

A1: Golli88, because he is one of my best friends! obviously :P
A2: Sea of Thieves & Star Citizen.


Fridge!
For the sake of the application process I'm going to over look the fact that you crashed my NYE party...

Much obliged! ^^



1. What is Ion been banned from doing at my house?
2. How do you switch on my gas braai?
3. At the 2015 grrrAge who was thrown into the pool multiple times?

A1: Nipple Twisting
A2: You have to turn all three the valves on full then flip the ignition switch while hoping not to die.
A3: Ion threw a lot of people in the pool but ends up in the pool with them almost every time, so technically, he threw himself in the pool the most amount of times.

[Cat Nipples]

New questions..

1) Jedi or Sith
2) Please explain how to perform a hairy blender on someone, you might have to ask around for this.
3) Why is Dryman called Dryman?
4) I see you're waiting for Star Citizen as well, when in the next 20 years do you think it'll be released and how many people do you think
will die of dehydration due to excessive ejaculation once they start playing it? Please show your calculations.

[FridgeWheeL]

New questions..

1) Jedi or Sith
2) Please explain how to perform a hairy blender on someone, you might have to ask around for this.
3) Why is Dryman called Dryman?
4) I see you're waiting for Star Citizen as well, when in the next 20 years do you think it'll be released and how many people do you think
will die of dehydration due to excessive ejaculation once they start playing it? Please show your calculations.

A1: Sith, they have cookies
A2: Similar to a tea bag while spinning around vigorously.
A3: Because his surname is Dry
A4 Part 1: Although the release date was scheduled for 2016 and now moved to 2017, I think we will be lucky if we see a single wrapped and shipped package before 2020.
A4 Part 2: As much as I would like to answer with 42 simply because it is the answer to everything, I must digress and go with 0.

Calculation:

If we look at the nutritional facts below we can clearly see that H2O doesn't feature at all, therefore I believe that nobody would die from dehydration.

666

There could be lots of other factors that could play a role resulting in multiple calculations to how many people could die due to other possibilities, but dehydration would not be one of them. :)

[Reaper]

Hey Fridge,

I see you have done your homework on the questions.

1. Name the Founding members.
2. What is supposed to be handed over when a new clan leader gets elected?
3. Why didnt this happened in Rage 2016?
4. What sports do you play?

[Thor_23]

3. Why didnt this happened in Rage 2016?


And why has this still not happened? :p

[FridgeWheeL]

1. Name the Founding members.
2. What is supposed to be handed over when a new clan leader gets elected?
3. Why didnt this happened in Rage 2016?
4. What sports do you play?

A1: Tyger, Onyx, Hubris & Phatso (Then a further guess, Atomicduzt, Dragonne, s3xy_j0nny, Megageth, Paul, SlipperyDuck & NiteShade)
A2: Since I've only seen the 2015 video, I am going to guess "a white hat" ?
A3: Because the hat was lost?
A4: No sports at the moment.

[Thor_23]

Last one from me.

Choose a smiley to describe each of the members you have encountered(online or offline) from grrr (indicating which is for who) using the smileys available on the forum.

Thanks

[FridgeWheeL]

Last one from me.

Choose a smiley to describe each of the members you have encountered(online or offline) from grrr (indicating which is for who) using the smileys available on the forum.

Thanks

Cronos = :strong:
Dryman = :party:
Golli = :drunk:
Grant = :happy2:
Gecks = :)
KakHard = :machinegun:
Musketeer = :cool:
Niteshade = :smiley80:
Phatso = :dunno:
Reaper = :wooty:
Tish = :stupid:
Russ = :punk:
SlipperyDuck = :hooray:
Tyger = :curses: