New Great guy

[D@rkFl@me]

Hello my naam is Japie en ek like van drink en games speel

[Salty Ferret]

Please delete this post as this person is not serious about joining.

[RussianElite.]

LAWL. Welkom Japie, jou moers kont

[Morphza]

Oh God... Another friend of Russian... what is this place turning into!

[D@rkFl@me]

Russian is inviting all the Eastrand people dono why

[Morphza]

We do... he is a very lonely soul, he is hoping that one day, once he has invited 1,000,000,000 people... at least one of them may be his friend.

[Phatso]

I guess someone has to post a semi-serious post in this thread at some stage.

The process goes like this:

1. You post on the forums introducing yourself to the clan. Who you are, where you're form, age, interests, games played, why you want to join etc.
(in my opinion, your original post in this thread isn't an introduction at all)
2. The clan asks you a lot of questions, some serious, some daft.
3. You answer the questions as honestly as possible.
4. The clan decides privately whether you're in or not.
5. You receive feedback.

I don't know how the process is going to work out though TBH. These forums have become a ghost-town.

Good luck! :)

[Thor_23]

Doesn't look like Japie wants to talk to you Phats :p

[Megageth]

The old guys are the greatest*. I'm unconvinced. Led Zep vs Justin Bieber. My mother often says "Self praise is no recommendation" and she is old so she must be right. If you have some super "new is the dog's bollocks" marketing spiel to spin, now's the time, newbie.


One small tip to get you going; pretend you don't know JJ, say you saw the forum web address on a toilet wall in Pofadder.

* Disclaimer: Not you Jarrod.

[SlipperyDuck]

Right, obscurity, delivered perfectly with a question;

If you could think of just one awesome thing, what would it be and why?

[D@rkFl@me]

Phatso the serious one....

1. Im Japie, from Kempton Park
age 24
interests=Gaming, Rugby, gym
games played CS 1.4 up to GO, HL1-2, the witcher, Rust, Ark,Company of Heroes 2,Elder scrolls online
I am playing all the time with Grrr and its enjoyable so why not join?

Hope its to your liking?

[D@rkFl@me]

Right, obscurity, delivered perfectly with a question;

If you could think of just one awesome thing, what would it be and why?

Booobs all the way just love them. that answer does not need a reason.

[Morphza]

1) Why would you openly admit to knowing Russian?
2) Who is the weirdest clan leader that GRRR has had?
3) If you were asked to stop playing the kak'st game available, would you stop playing CS?

[D@rkFl@me]

1) Why would you openly admit to knowing Russian?
2) Who is the weirdest clan leader that GRRR has had?
3) If you were asked to stop playing the kak'st game available, would you stop playing CS?

Russian is not a bad oke when he doesnt rage like lil girl;).
Well warrior Ferret is the only clan leader i realy know so he must be the weirdest then.
If i get a game that keeps me entertained more than CS. then i will maby someday think about it.:burp: i think

[Morphza]

"Russian is not a bad oke" - I say NO to this application :D

Have you heard his "I need to restart my router" comment whenever he is playing badly?

[D@rkFl@me]

In that case who is thus Russian guy you speaking of???:trophy1: hahahaha

[D@rkFl@me]

"Russian is not a bad oke" - I say NO to this application :D

Have you heard his "I need to restart my router" comment whenever he is playing badly?

Not that specific one but i have heard "i only play well when i drink coke" and "there is loss on my line and now im playing on 3G thats why im not playing well"
from our friend russian

[Thor_23]

Who was the first clan leader and who did he find this glorious clan with?

[D@rkFl@me]

Who was the first clan leader and who did he find this glorious clan with?

According to my insightful sources Megageth and sexy Johnny.

[s3xy_j0nny]

D@rkFl@me, complete the following sentences:

1. What the story...
2. Ermelo: the fun begins at...
3. Otters can swim but they're...
4. You said it, man, nobody...
5. I have the weirdest...

[D@rkFl@me]

D@rkFl@me, complete the following sentences:

1. What the story...
2. Ermelo: the fun begins at...
3. Otters can swim but they're...
4. You said it, man, nobody...
5. I have the weirdest...

1. Whats the story of russian and his pink suitcase when he goes to cape town?
2. Ermelo: the fun begins at your girlfriends house because she is also your sister and your aunt thats how we roll in Ermelo.
3. Otters can swim but they're not making it a pool party.
4. You said it, man, nobody will keep me from my transvestite lover.
5. I have the weirdest porn.

[s3xy_j0nny]

1. Whats the story of russian and his pink suitcase when he goes to cape town?
2. Ermelo: the fun begins at your girlfriends house because she is also your sister and your aunt thats how we roll in Ermelo.
3. Otters can swim but they're not making it a pool party.
4. You said it, man, nobody will keep me from my transvestite lover.
5. I have the weirdest porn.

Awesome answers, you'll fit right in here. :thumbsup:

FYI, the correct answers are:

1. What the story and Britain? (Ask Russian)
2. Ermelo: the fun begins at bath time. (Ask Ion)
3. Otters can swim but they're bald as fuck. (Can't remember who said that)
4. You said it, man, nobody fucks with the Jesus. (Big Lebowski)
5. I have the weirdest boner. (Slippery Duck)