Application

[Weresplicer]

Weresplicer

I would like to apply to join the grrr squad, i play counter-strike and have already play with a few members of the clan. Since i have no idea what else to put in this application feel free to message me with any other questions.

[NoMaD]

Hey Ryle!

Welcome to the application stage! You will be asked all kinds of wierd a wonderful questions, just so that the rest of the clan can get to know you the way we do! good luck bud!

[BadA$$jack]

I thought apps were closed !?!?!?

[Morphza]

I thought apps were closed !?!?!?


Seems Noms has taken over as clan president already.

[Hubris]

Personally I would love to see this oke as a Grrr. He's terrible at CS, but you can't deny the guy is committed and funny as hell. I'm just kidding you're better than me at that game ;) grill away chaps Ryle can handle it.

if the applications are indeed closed that's a huge disappointment. Ryle gives the best wristies in the business and honestly we could all do with a wristy... All above my pay grade just chiming in here in support of the guy.

Just to kick it off dude, where do you live and what is your history with gaming? What games are you looking to play in the future? Would you be able to afford ~R50 a month for membership fees and would you attend social events especially Rage? Basically how big is your epeen?

[s3xy_j0nny]

I assume the message on the website is to deter random applicants. In cases like this, where someone is recommended by current members, there is, or should never be, a reason to deny application. What I would suggest in this case is a scheduled TS evening with as many grrrbians as possible so that those of us who don't CS:GO can get a chance to chat with Weresplicer (and the other grrrbians who only play that game /looks at Noms, h00bs, Joohandray etc - I miss you guys xoxoxo).

Anyways, Weresplicer:
Fill us in with some info about you for starters, please, china :)

[Hubris]

Mwa! J0nny my boy!

[TygerBS]

Hi Ryle

Thanks for the application. Currently the application is closed because we wanted to get to know the new guys that joined before adding any more new people.

Its an important part of being in Grrr is to know everyone else.

We would like to get to know you, so there is going to be a barrage of questions you need to answer.
Rage is in October, so we would like you to come and join us for the party so we can get to know you.
After or at rage we will then make a decision about you joining Grrr.
Is that ok?
As hubris mentioned, are you ok with paying a monthly R50 sub?

[DryMan]

Ryle! Declan!? Ryle! :p

Glad you have decided to put in your application.

Now there has been some concerns about your age... If you were an 18 year old girl we would jump at the chance to corrupt your innocent mind, but as it stands you are just another over grown boy ;) So maturity takes you a long way!

I don't doubt that you are of the right caliber and mind set to fit in with our fold, but you will have to show that to the rest of us. Make the effort to get to know everyone in the clan. It is a bit difficult now that we don't all play the same games but try and jump the TS channels and have a chat to the other oaks.

PS: don't mind BadAssJack, he is just a bit salty because he is getting old

[BadA$$jack]

PS: don't mind BadAssJack, he is just a bit salty because he is getting old

World problems, kids of today have no respect for their elder !!!!! You'll get whipped boy....

[RussianElite.]

World problems, kids of today have no respect for their elder !!!!! You'll get whipped boy....

*1st World problems.. The only whipping happening here is when Jack gets whipped in BF, which happens everytime. So Ryle you bastard... Who would you trust to not fuck you at Rage when you drop the soap. Grant or Noms?

[Hubris]

Russian, you need Jesus in your life.

[NoMaD]

Russian, you need Jesus in your life.

true story

[s3xy_j0nny]

You tarts need to stop sexting each other in this thread and get on with some questions.

Ryle:
Question 1: Do you even lift?
Question 2: Do you have kids?
Question 3: McGregor or Aldo?

[Weresplicer]

Ok so to start answering the questions.
Name: Ryle Walter
Location: Pretoria
Occupation: Student (Biochemistry at Tuks)
Speciality: Parkinsons based AWP-shots
History: Started gaming online with COD MW2 and basically followed the COD franchise to Black Ops, then played a bunch of other non-competitve online games (Garrys mod,arma 2, shogun 2), for two years got into a bit of BF3 early on and then stayed with dota 2 for a while before moving over to CS GO
Future: Probably going to stick with CS GO for the forseeable future, i will stay play Dota from time to time, i am aware that this is a battlefield focused clan and will maybe look at the next battlefield after i get a system upgrade as my current setup is pretty much stone age technology
Membership fee: I am able to pay a R50 pm membership fee
Social events: I will definitely try to attend social events i am looking at organising going to RAGE this year just need to check my varsity schedule
Russians "question": Going to have to go with Noms on this one havent met Grant in person yet so not sure of his tendencies xD
Johnny's Questions: 1. Working on the lifitng
2. No kids the forever alone life picked me im afraid (also im 19)
3. Not sure what youre referring to so im just going to pick Aldo

[s3xy_j0nny]

Answers 1 and 2 are fine, but in future, the answer to question 3 is ALWAYS McGregor, regardless of the other name. Remember this, it may save your life one day.

[Weresplicer]

ill keep that in mind

[Morphza]

1) You have got to know Russian & Noms and the rest of the CS:GOne players... yet you are still wanting to sign up... what is wrong with you?
2) How much time do you have to donate to Clan "collection and Delivery" tasks?
3) How long is a piece of string?
4) What is your view on this - http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/CAecPfDUYAAqXBh.jpg
5) What have you heard about the Grrr Rage? and what are you most excited about?

[Weresplicer]

1) Probably an undiagnosed mental disorder if i had to guess.
2) Depends on what i have to collect and deliver
3) Twice as long as half its length
4) May the odds be ever in your favour Mr Spock, also Piccard>Kirk
5) That it may change/ shorten my life by several years, putting some faces to voices and getting to know the rest of the clan also copious amounts of alcohol

[Thor_23]

Hi,

Here is mine:

1. Who was the original founders of grrr?
2. Do you even beard-mo?
3. Who in this clan is considered a pro tree-diver? And would you take tree diving advise from them, should you find that you need to dive a tree?
4. If you get accepted. What is the traditional beverage that you will be consuming come rage?
5. With which current members will you associate the following nicks/descriptions:
* Poof-The_Magic_Dragqueen
* Handbag-Extraodanare
* A-weird-debben-guy
* :{(
* Earn-a-ho

You might have to fish around to get the answers to questions 1 and 3. Lucky for you, you already have contacts ;)

[Cat Nipples]

"4. If you get accepted. What is the traditional beverage that you will be consuming come rage?"

Spoiler alert, Ion will be making sure you drink it.

1. Can you get your hands on Russian's sister's cellphone number?
2. What gender is Russian. This is not a trick question.
3. Which member of the clan is known as a more handsome Adam Sandler?
4. How many bald people are in Grrr?
5. Who would you rather kill: Morph or Paul? If you don't know them, go on the name.

[Weresplicer]

Thors Questions:
1) Megageth and Sexy_Johnny
2) Sadly not i lack the skill and patience required
3) Going to have to guess Grant and if thats the right guess probably not going to be taking advice
4) Hopefully beer or tequila but im pretty sure it will be something like stroh rum
5) Im going to try work these out and will post a seperate response when i have figured out some of these

Firesydes Questions:
1)Nope im almost positive Russain keeps that information a secret also i was told my neck would be broken
2)Im pretty sure it changes every couple of days
3)Hubris?
4)3
5)Probably paul, i already know to many pauls and its going to get confusing eventually

[Giftig]

Q1 - Are you the bottom scorer?
Q2 - Do you have a sister?
Q3 - If not , would you like one?
Q4 - Who is solar panel?

[Weresplicer]

1)Yes forever and for always
2)Yes i do 4 of them actually
3)No thanks
4)Definitely noms

[Weresplicer]

The nickname question:
1)J-Thang
2)Phatso
3)Slippery duck
4)Sexy_Johnny
5)Dryman

[Ecko7]

Ryle/Lyle/Parkie

1) Why don't you become a manager?
2) Have you tested yourself for early onset parkinsons?
3) Does alcohol improve/worsen the shaking?
4) Has your mouse been thrown off your table during one of those exciting AWP shaking clutches?
5) What was Hanno/Firesydes nickname in COD 4?

[Cat Nipples]

Thors Questions:
1) Megageth and Sexy_Johnny
2) Sadly not i lack the skill and patience required
3) Going to have to guess Grant and if thats the right guess probably not going to be taking advice
4) Hopefully beer or tequila but im pretty sure it will be something like stroh rum
5) Im going to try work these out and will post a seperate response when i have figured out some of these

Firesydes Questions:
1)Nope im almost positive Russain keeps that information a secret also i was told my neck would be broken
2)Im pretty sure it changes every couple of days
3)Hubris?
4)3
5)Probably paul, i already know to many pauls and its going to get confusing eventually

Good answer on 5. You're wrong on 2, Russian has always and will always be Grant's bitch.

[Weresplicer]

Eds questions:
1)Because i dont want to put up with all the shit being a manager entails
2)I have but the tests on the internet were all inconclusive
3)Depends on the amount of alcohol
4)There have been some close calls but never actually fallen
5)Moonfire?

[Kyuubidemon]

1) What are your thoughts on strawberry milkshakes?
2) What if god was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, would you twist his nipples?
3) If you kissed a girl would you like it? The taste of her cherry chap stick?

[RussianElite.]

1) What are your thoughts on strawberry milkshakes?
2) What if god was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, would you twist his nipples?
3) If you kissed a girl would you like it? The taste of her cherry chap stick?

WTF Brad..

[Weresplicer]

1) What are your thoughts on strawberry milkshakes?
2) What if god was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, would you twist his nipples?
3) If you kissed a girl would you like it? The taste of her cherry chap stick?

1)Please clarify whether you mean the normal dictionary or the urban dictionary definition
2)Pretty sure if God was one of us he wouldnt take the bus he seems more like the Hummer type to me, and i probably wouldnt twist his nipples cause he would beat the living shit out of me or get Michael and Gabriel to do it for him.
3)Yes, but didnt taste cherry chap stick instead just cigarrettes and brandy

[Thor_23]

Thors Questions:
1) Megageth and Sexy_Johnny
2) Sadly not i lack the skill and patience required
3) Going to have to guess Grant and if thats the right guess probably not going to be taking advice
4) Hopefully beer or tequila but im pretty sure it will be something like stroh rum
5) Im going to try work these out and will post a seperate response when i have figured out some of these



1. correct
2. Not good enough damit!
3. That would be Lee
4. Its called a rusty nail

[Thor_23]

The nickname question:
1)J-Thang
2)Phatso
3)Slippery duck
4)Sexy_Johnny
5)Dryman

1. correct
2. That would be Paul/Candy
3. correct
4. That is Geth
5. Could be used for either of the Ermelo brothers