Janpan , applying to join grrr squad in world domination ?

[janpan]

Hi,

My name is Gideon. A long time ago I was part of BOC and after that I took a bit of a break from clan participation. I am an old gamer who enjoys all types of games except moba games. These days, I play mostly FPS games or indie games. I am mostly interested in FPS games such as CS GO or TF2. It should also be noted that I am a linux gamer, so I cannot take part in some of the games like Battlefield and Arma, right now. I want to join grrr squad to be part of a community of old school gamers who are still kicking ass and just to have fun. I am also willing to take part in tournaments such as DGL.

A bit about myself. I am a software developer who specialises in mobile technologies such as android and web technologies. I currently live in Pretoria and I spend my free time playing games, watching anime or doing anything fun.

More about me:

My steam profile -> http://steamcommunity.com/id/sarazor89
My Google+ Page -> https://plus.google.com/u/0/+GideonvanderMerwe/posts

EDIT: I am in the process of buying a new rig, might be 2more weeks, so gametime is at an all time low.

[SlipperyDuck]

janpan - fixed - our default created users get auto-moderated - newly created accounts on our forums are put in that group and once identified as a Legitimate, we move you to a KNOWN USERS group that allows you to post without first being moderated.

Sorry for the mixup - Im not in the moderators group so no alerts, need to add new moderator, since no moderators took any action at all.

Anyway - good luck with the application.

[Reaper]

Hi Gideon,

I dont recall you from BOC.... please refresh my old ass memory.

Reaps

[janpan]

Reaper, it was a really long time ago. I was part of BOC around 2006/2007. I remember playing a lot of Americas Army back in the day and was recruited by Furball and also RussianElite and have met a couple of BOC members irl at a clan get together, including Russian, Furball, Phatso and others. I also introduced a couple of members including Blackwolf (we played together a lot). After the whole Americas army hype I started university and was pretty much no where to be found until recently >_<. I hope that answers your question.

EDIT - Oh and yes, I was called razor89 back then.

[RussianElite.]

Welkom Gideon! Woo woo. Carl he attended 2 LANS with us at FOOOZE's house. Gideon is one of my friends back from school time. Gideon jy gan weird en kak vrae gevra word. 1ste punt... Moet niks glo wat hulle van my se nie. Die clan drolle is Paul, TygerQB en STU. Retards actually. Ok eerste vraag.. Coke of Pepsi?

[janpan]

hahaha ! *scribbles names on blacklist*

Coke !

[NiteShade]

Welcome to the forum, Gideon, and thank you for your application! I think I remember your old nick of razor89.

My first point is that you should never listen to anything Russian says!

Answer me the following:
1. What is your favourite colour?
2. What type of music do you normally listen to?
3. Is the grass really greener on the other side?
4. If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
5. Do you prefer to be the spooner or spoonee?

[janpan]

Welcome to the forum, Gideon, and thank you for your application! I think I remember your old nick of razor89.

My first point is that you should never listen to anything Russian says!

Answer me the following:
1. What is your favourite colour?
2. What type of music do you normally listen to?
3. Is the grass really greener on the other side?
4. If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
5. Do you prefer to be the spooner or spoonee?

1. Black #000, however if you argue that black is not a colour, I guess #03a9f4 makes a nice blue.
2. Alternative / Indie / Rock.
3. Yes, but only until you get there.
4. Working for myself creating the next best indie game. (I have a draft of the game >_<)
5. spoonee, without a doubt.

Did I pass ?

[Ecko7]

Aangenaam,

Een vraag.

Background:
End of round in CSGO, jy is die laaste man oor teen n AWPer. By some form of luck dink hy jy save jou USP en gaan haal n brannas, jy vang hom afk en skiet hom in die put. Jy vat sy AWP.

Wat doen jy met die AWP wat jy gekry het?

a) Gee die AWP vir Russian?
b) Gee die AWP vir die enemy span trug?
c) Bliksem die AWP uit die map sodat Russian dit nie vir n moer kan kry nie?

[janpan]

Aangenaam,

Een vraag.

Background:
End of round in CSGO, jy is die laaste man oor teen n AWPer. By some form of luck dink hy jy save jou USP en gaan haal n brannas, jy vang hom afk en skiet hom in die put. Jy vat sy AWP.

Wat doen jy met die AWP wat jy gekry het?

a) Gee die AWP vir Russian?
b) Gee die AWP vir die enemy span trug?
c) Bliksem die AWP uit die map sodat Russian dit nie vir n moer kan kry nie?

eish, nogals 'n rowwe een.

Definitief nie b nie.

my antwoord is a) Gee die AWP vir Russian.

As ek kon kies sou ek probably gese het, afhangende van die AWP, hou eerder self die awp en save cash vir volgende rondte, providing backup van ver, maar ek is nie n groot awp player nie.
Ek wil nie rerig se bliksem die awp uit die map nie want ek het reeds soveel moeite gedoen om dit te steel by die enemy. As ek wou he russian moet dit nie kry nie moes ek dit net los en wag vir respawn sodat niemand dit kry nie. Maar jy se " Jy vat sy AWP." So ek moet iets met die awp doen dammit. :hmmm:

[Morphza]

A fan of America's Army.. and a friend of Russian..... I think this application should be declined right away!!

Questions:
1) Are you a friend of Russian... or do you merely pity him?
2) Why the change from Razor89 to Janpan?
3) Colour question... what is the difference between Orange and Salmon? (Russian's tendencies can assist you with this)
4) What games are you currently playing?
5) "a) Gee die AWP vir Russian" - why Why WHY?

[janpan]

A fan of America's Army.. and a friend of Russian..... I think this application should be declined right away!!

Questions:
1) Are you a friend of Russian... or do you merely pity him?
2) Why the change from Razor89 to Janpan?
3) Colour question... what is the difference between Orange and Salmon? (Russian's tendencies can assist you with this)
4) What games are you currently playing?
5) "a) Gee die AWP vir Russian" - why Why WHY?

1) Friend.
2) Too many people were using the name Razor, so I needed something unique that no one was using. Janpan is a resemblance to the word Japan to indicate my love of the culture. It is also what we used to call a teacher when I was in school who's name was Jan, but that has very little to do with the name :)
3) Orange contains no blue where Salmon has 116 units of blue when mapped out over a chromaticity space (representing 8 bit (255) color ranges) usually consisting of an X,Y and Z axis, the same way pixels are mapped on a monitor. In other words, one has blue, the other does not. Thx for the tip @Russian.
4) CS GO, Forced, Risk of Rain. (Finished the Talos principle recently)(Also, buying a new rig so very little gaming at the moment.)
5) I need to be on Russian's good side. Don't want to cause trouble. ^_^;

[Paul]

Pick one

1) Apple or Banna
2) Kiwi fruit or Strawberry
3) Seeing Russian naked everyday for a year or Giving him a BJ ofr 5 seconds
4) Nomad or Dry

[janpan]

Pick one

1) Apple or Banna
2) Kiwi fruit or Strawberry
3) Seeing Russian naked everyday for a year or Giving him a BJ ofr 5 seconds
4) Nomad or Dry

1) Banana.
2) Strawberry.
3) Naked for a year.
4) Nomad.

[RussianElite.]

WTF PAUL!!

[Phatso]

...
Orange contains no blue where Salmon has 116 units of blue when mapped out over a chromaticity space (representing 8 bit (255) color ranges) usually consisting of an X,Y and Z axis, the same way pixels are mapped on a monitor. In other words, one has blue, the other does not.
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Holy shit that is a reply if i ever did see one. I am going to pretend no google was used. You may be too smart for this lot.

Good to see you again man, my questions will come later.

[janpan]

Holy shit that is a reply if i ever did see one. I am going to pretend no google was used. You may be too smart for this lot.

Good to see you again man, my questions will come later.

haha thx Phatso !

[Kill_Inc]

Die ANDER Jan

1. name the 3 best anime ever(according to you). ongoing and complete
2. Do you think the Planeteers will open an can of whoopass on russian soon? and why?
3. what do you know about gingers?

Good luck

[janpan]

Die ANDER Jan

1. name the 3 best anime ever(according to you). ongoing and complete
2. Do you think the Planeteers will open an can of whoopass on russian soon? and why?
3. what do you know about gingers?

Good luck

1.) This is a really hard question.
a.) Ghost in the shell (including the 95 movie, the 1st and 2nd volumes, the 2nd and 3rd movie, the remake of the 95 movie and the prequel, Arise, which is airing now.)
b.) Akira
c.) Death Note
d.) Honorable mentions (Neon Genesis Evangelion, FLCL, GTO, all the ghibli films, Monster, Cowboy Bepop, paprika, Cyber City Oedo 808, 5cm per second, the garden of words, Yakitate!! Japan, Elfen lied and many others)

2.) I certainly hope so. It's been a while since the planeteers showed off some action.

3.) They don't have souls ??

[Paul]

1) Banana.
2) Strawberry.
3) Naked for a year.
4) Nomad.

Incorrect

1) Apple because Banana you might as well be sucking on dick
2) Kiwi because when you tell some one you ate a Kiwi it sounds motherfucking exotic!!!!
3) Half marks, the correct answer is get Russian naked and cut his tiny wille off and let him bleed out
4) Incorrect, the right answer is "I would rather commit suicide"


No looking so good and bear in mind I have VEETO powers, they are like Power Ranger powers but I don't do the weird sign language thing

[KakHard]

G'n wonder ek onthou jou nie.
Jy het in 2008 eers die BOC forums gejoin en omtrent net Guildwars gespeel... SIES!! :p

[janpan]

G'n wonder ek onthou jou nie.
Jy het in 2008 eers die BOC forums gejoin en omtrent net Guildwars gespeel... SIES!! :p

haha ja ek het baie Guildwars gespeel. Die ou guild wars.

[janpan]

Incorrect

1) Apple because Banana you might as well be sucking on dick
2) Kiwi because when you tell some one you ate a Kiwi it sounds motherfucking exotic!!!!
3) Half marks, the correct answer is get Russian naked and cut his tiny wille off and let him bleed out
4) Incorrect, the right answer is "I would rather commit suicide"


No looking so good and bear in mind I have VEETO powers, they are like Power Ranger powers but I don't do the weird sign language thing

I am taking notes Paul. Thank you for the great advice ! I will definitely keep this in mind when making decisions from now on forward.

[SlipperyDuck]

taking advise from Paul is like flavoring a gourmet meal with dried dog shit......just saying

[janpan]

taking advise from Paul is like flavoring a gourmet meal with dried dog shit......just saying

I am taking notes SlipperyDuck. Thank you for the great advice ! I will definitely keep this in mind when making decisions from now on forward.

[SlipperyDuck]

HAHAHA! well played sir, well played

[Morphza]

... they are like Power Ranger powers but I don't do the weird sign language thing

But he does wear the outfit!

[Stu]

Welcome to the application process.

Questions:
Do you have a zombie survival kit?
If yes what are the contents?
Theoretically speaking if a wood chuck could chuck wood how much wood do you recon it could chuck in a 8 hour stretch.

[Cold_razer]

Hello there JanPan

1)Amstel or Black label?
2)What must you do in Wotlk wow LK 25 hc at Lich King when the valkyries come?
3)What does Kill_Inc call me? ( because my name is to hard)

Have a great day!

[janpan]

Welcome to the application process.

Questions:
Do you have a zombie survival kit?
If yes what are the contents?
Theoretically speaking if a wood chuck could chuck wood how much wood do you recon it could chuck in a 8 hour stretch.

Do you have a zombie survival kit?

No, but I own these:

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If yes what are the contents?

I filled in a similar survey back in 2010. Luckily I still have the form I filled in : (sorry for the pepsi's Russian, I was young and stupid.)

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Theoretically speaking if a wood chuck could chuck wood how much wood do you recon it could chuck in a 8 hour stretch.

If a wood chuck could chuck would, in an 8 hour stretch, a wood chuck would chuck , screw this dammit.

[janpan]

Hello there JanPan

1)Amstel or Black label?
2)What must you do in Wotlk wow LK 25 hc at Lich King when the valkyries come?
3)What does Kill_Inc call me? ( because my name is to hard)

Have a great day!

1.) whichever is the coldest. If both are equally cold, then Amstel.

2.) Log out. (or do a Leeroy Jenkins)

3.) hmmm , razer is too obvious ? Maybe just cold ?

Dammit, as time passes, these questions become more and more like a monkey puzzle where all the answers seems correct.

[NiteShade]

LOL love it so far. You're doing great. I think the most important lesson at this point is.... don't listen to anyone. Except me, of course.

[Morphza]

LOL love it so far. You're doing great. I think the most important lesson at this point is.... don't listen to anyone. Except me, of course.

She's the tricky one... be warned!

[Salty Ferret]

Hi JANPAN,

Glad you requesting to join these guys, this is a family and when you apply you are obliged to help all types of weird people because we will do it for you when ever you want. This is a PAT! to carry on doing good things for the community. We never swear to other clans or do any thing that gives GRRR a bad rep.

However, like I said we are FAMILY and we can fucking swear at eachother and call eachother useless...Just as long as if you rape some one, please just give a courtesy lick before you jam an orifice.

We play all sorts of games and it will be totally up to you to join us where you want.

Questions:
1. If you were stuck in a cage with Susan Boyle for a month would you fuck her?
2. Would you join ISIS for 100 million dollars?
3. Do you love to cook? if so, whats your favourite thing to make?
4. What sport does GRRR like to play which involves a table?
5. If you were a metro cop would you take bribes knowing full well you would get away with it?
6. Do you have a sister? if so, can we introduce her to Russian?
7. how do you feel about man spooning with a Grrr member?
8. If you could be any super hero, who would you be?
9. if you could compare yourself to a famous person, who would that be?
10. Last, What food make your semen taste better?

[SlipperyDuck]

The grammar Nazis are storming the beaches as we speak.

http://tusb.stanford.edu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/grammar-vader.jpg + http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/21581110.jpg

[Salty Ferret]

SlipperyDuck

HAHAHAHAHA im sorry!

[Onyx]

Hello Janpan (a pity PeterPan was taken already),

You seem to be getting the hang of this thing so will add some more questions to the bubbly pot of grrr-soup you have jumped into willingly. I hope you don't have any goggles on as you might miss some of the finer bits that come drifting past your eyes.

Some bits to chew on (and swallow). (Never spit out).

1. The grrr boys like to play around so for future reference: If you were a woman, what pick-up line would best work on you?
2. Do you kiss on the first date?
3. Are you a lefty or a righty?
4. Does your 'no' mean no or is it a 'maybe' or a 'no, but if you ask me again it will be a yes'?
5. What is your favourite piece of clothing you like to wear and why?
6. What makes you laugh, really laugh?

That's all for now :)

[Morphza]

6. Do you have a sister? if so, can we introduce her to Russian?


HAHAHAHAHA... we are GRRR... we now specialize in arranged marriages!

[janpan]

Hi JANPAN,

Glad you requesting to join these guys, this is a family and when you apply you are obliged to help all types of weird people because we will do it for you when ever you want. This is a PAT! to carry on doing good things for the community. We never swear to other clans or do any thing that gives GRRR a bad rep.

However, like I said we are FAMILY and we can fucking swear at eachother and call eachother useless...Just as long as if you rape some one, please just give a courtesy lick before you jam an orifice.

We play all sorts of games and it will be totally up to you to join us where you want.

Questions:
1. If you were stuck in a cage with Susan Boyle for a month would you fuck her?
2. Would you join ISIS for 100 million dollars?
3. Do you love to cook? if so, whats your favourite thing to make?
4. What sport does GRRR like to play which involves a table?
5. If you were a metro cop would you take bribes knowing full well you would get away with it?
6. Do you have a sister? if so, can we introduce her to Russian?
7. how do you feel about man spooning with a Grrr member?
8. If you could be any super hero, who would you be?
9. if you could compare yourself to a famous person, who would that be?
10. Last, What food make your semen taste better?

Thanks for the warm welcome Atomicduzt.

Now for the questions :

1. If you were stuck in a cage with Susan Boyle for a month would you fuck her?
Wow, that's a shocking image, but the answer is no.


2. Would you join ISIS for 100 million dollars?
Hmm, I always consider new opportunities, it depends on the contract. But no.


3. Do you love to cook? if so, whats your favourite thing to make?
Actually, I do sometimes. My favourite thing so far is a thick t bone steak on the braai. (or if you are technical about the term cook, make it a frying pan)


4. What sport does GRRR like to play which involves a table?
flip the table ? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


5. If you were a metro cop would you take bribes knowing full well you would get away with it?
Nope. It's the same as using cheats in games.


6. Do you have a sister? if so, can we introduce her to Russian?
No I don't, I have an older brother who lives in Cape Town.


7. how do you feel about man spooning with a Grrr member?
hmmm. I'm not sure how I feel about that.


8. If you could be any super hero, who would you be?
I don't like most super heroes, but if I have to choose, I guess it would be superman because he can fly. Basically any super hero that can fly. And coming in at second place is batman. Because batman.


9. if you could compare yourself to a famous person, who would that be?
I really don't think I can. I tried for 1 minute.


10. Last, What food make your semen taste better?
Wow, again... I am baffled by these questions, but I guess the answer is pizza ?

[janpan]

Hello Janpan (a pity PeterPan was taken already),

You seem to be getting the hang of this thing so will add some more questions to the bubbly pot of grrr-soup you have jumped into willingly. I hope you don't have any goggles on as you might miss some of the finer bits that come drifting past your eyes.

Some bits to chew on (and swallow). (Never spit out).

1. The grrr boys like to play around so for future reference: If you were a woman, what pick-up line would best work on you?
2. Do you kiss on the first date?
3. Are you a lefty or a righty?
4. Does your 'no' mean no or is it a 'maybe' or a 'no, but if you ask me again it will be a yes'?
5. What is your favourite piece of clothing you like to wear and why?
6. What makes you laugh, really laugh?

That's all for now :)

1. The grrr boys like to play around so for future reference: If you were a woman, what pick-up line would best work on you?
I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

2. Do you kiss on the first date?
It depends.

3. Are you a lefty or a righty?
righty.

4. Does your 'no' mean no or is it a 'maybe' or a 'no, but if you ask me again it will be a yes'?
It's a no. A Maybe is a maybe. A Yes is a maybe.

5. What is your favourite piece of clothing you like to wear and why?
adiddas pants when I am at home. It's comfortable.

6. What makes you laugh, really laugh?
Sitcoms or stand up comedy. Also, I have been single for 3 years.

[SlipperyDuck]

dont want this to be in danger of being forgotten - lolinplastic_iceburgdisaster_roflcake_cheesefactor y
(ie. yes, you are actually still interested in joining) :punch:

Make simile of some word/phrase/idea without the use of the word "like" in your sentence:

[janpan]

dont want this to be in danger of being forgotten - lolinplastic_iceburgdisaster_roflcake_cheesefactor y
(ie. yes, you are actually still interested in joining) :punch:

Make simile of some word/phrase/idea without the use of the word "like" in your sentence:

Implying this thread is as dead as Ned Stark, yes I am still interested :p

[SlipperyDuck]

much answer, very genius, wow

[RussianElite.]

LOL! Gideon kom op ts venaand. Ons jol bietjie Company of Heroes en dan CS :P

[janpan]

LOL! Gideon kom op ts venaand. Ons jol bietjie Company of Heroes en dan CS :P

Ok definitief.

[janpan]

http://www.grrr.co.za/attachment.php?attachmentid=626&d=1425458398
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[Salty Ferret]

so much for voting no