Nuut hier - A Giftig Application

[Giftig]

Hallo :-)

Waar maak ek my sororitie pledge?

[Morphza]

Who?
What?
Why?
When?
Where?
How?

[NoMaD]

Welcome welcome my CSGO brethren! you will be subject to many random questions that extend much further than a mere a/s/l.... let the games begin

[DryMan]

first and last question from me.

why are you so useless?

[Morphza]

Since when are we recruiting CS kak?

1) Why the hell do you play such a crap game?
2) of the worthless Grrr players that are playing said kak game with you... which is the KAK'st?
3) How long is the mythical piece of string?
4) Dogs or Cats or Aliens?

[Paul]

Is this an acquantance of Dry and Noms? This can only get worse

[RussianElite.]

Welkom meneer! Ok what type of bleeding happens often in our CS competitive matches?

[Giftig]

Welkom meneer! Ok what type of bleeding happens often in our CS competitive matches?

Anal soos altyd

[Giftig]

Since when are we recruiting CS kak?

1) Why the hell do you play such a crap game?
2) of the worthless Grrr players that are playing said kak game with you... which is the KAK'st?
3) How long is the mythical piece of string?
4) Dogs or Cats or Aliens?

1) What else is there?
2) Russian LOL, he owns his own teammates
3) 1 meter
4) Dogs

[Giftig]

first and last question from me.

why are you so useless?

No idea how to answer this? It is impossible for me to be useless

[Giftig]

Who?
What?
Why?
When?
Where?
How?

Ken ek jou?

[Giftig]

Is this an acquantance of Dry and Noms? This can only get worse

Ken vir dry...but only cause ecko forced me

[Ecko7]

One question and one question only. Do you even aim?

[Giftig]

One question and one question only. Do you even aim?

Better than you...

[TygerBS]

Hello Giftig

Welcome.

Who are you, name, age, sex?
What makes you wanna join grrr?
If Russian was drowning and you could help save him.... who would you phone to come watch him drown with you?

[Giftig]

Hello Giftig

Welcome.

Who are you, name, age, sex?
What makes you wanna join grrr?
If Russian was drowning and you could help save him.... who would you phone to come watch him drown with you?

name: Candy
Age:18
Sex: Female

I will be the one drowning Russian

[SlipperyDuck]

name: Candy
Age:18
Sex: Female

I will be the one drowning Russian

Automatic upvote

[BadA$$jack]

Automatic upvote

for being female / 18 or drowning Russian ???

[Reaper]

Welcome.

1. Why grrr?
2. What do you have to offer grrr?
3. Give a better reason why you play CSGO
4. Any other games you play?
5. Orange or Green? And explain your answer
6. What is the cake?

[KakHard]

Hallo daar.

1. Praat jy boer?
2. Is jou van Afrikaans?
3. Hout of houtskool?
4. Is hoender vleis of slaai?

[SlipperyDuck]

Watter soort vraag is dit? almal weet hoender is 'n vrug

[Morphza]

for being female / 18 or drowning Russian ???

For Drowning Russian of course!!

[Salty Ferret]

Hi Giftig,

Would you be able to play competitive for all types of games if required?
Do you have a sister?
What are you mostly scared of in life?
How do you think Russian lost his virginity?
Do you gym?
What are your beliefs?
Do you know the muffin man?
What is the average velocity of ECKO masturbating at spur whilst colouring in a picture with wax crayons?

[Giftig]

Welcome.

1. Why grrr?
2. What do you have to offer grrr?
3. Give a better reason why you play CSGO
4. Any other games you play?
5. Orange or Green? And explain your answer
6. What is the cake?

1. I like the three r's
2. Umm...headshots
3. Cause I started with cs 1.3 - 1.6, source and go followed
4. Final Fantasy,witcher, anything actually
5.Green, My grass is green
6. Something in portal...

[Kill_Inc]

1 - Why is a tennis ball fuzzy?
2 - If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?
3 - If there was a movie produced about your life, who would play you, and why?
4 - What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?

[Cat Nipples]

Giftig

1. Regardless of whether Grrr wil play CS:GO competitively, or play it at all, would you still want to join?
2. Did Dryman steal your soul?
3. Why is Ecko such a fader?
4. Do you know what a Double Dutch Rudder is?
5. Would you be willing to learn how to do a hairy blender, even if you're not sure what it is?

[Ecko7]

Giftig, have you ever had a threesome? And if not more?

[Giftig]

1 - Why is a tennis ball fuzzy?
2 - If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?
3 - If there was a movie produced about your life, who would play you, and why?
4 - What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?

1 - Because it is not a squash ball
2 - Milo cereal
3 - Sean connery - accent
4 - I got my exam marks back

[Giftig]

Giftig, have you ever had a threesome? And if not more?

um....

[Giftig]

Giftig

1. Regardless of whether Grrr wil play CS:GO competitively, or play it at all, would you still want to join?
2. Did Dryman steal your soul?
3. Why is Ecko such a fader?
4. Do you know what a Double Dutch Rudder is?
5. Would you be willing to learn how to do a hairy blender, even if you're not sure what it is?

1. Yes
2. Nope, I still don't have ginger hair so I think not...
3. He is a totter
4.Nope

[Stu]

Giftig

1. How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if it could indeed chuck any wood?
2. Why is this funny when referencing Russian?
3. What is the most foulest creulest tiny itty creature with pointy front teeth?

[Giftig]

Giftig

1. How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if it could indeed chuck any wood?
2. Why is this funny when referencing Russian?
3. What is the most foulest creulest tiny itty creature with pointy front teeth?


1. One wood?
2. Want hy is afrikaans
3. Gremlin?

[KakHard]

Ja nee. Die bra mis al klaar ons vrae...

[Morphza]

name: Candy
Age:18
Sex: Female



3 - Sean connery - accent

I don't believe that Sean Connery has ever acted as a female in a role... or, do we have a rat in our midst? :D

[Giftig]

I don't believe that Sean Connery has ever acted as a female in a role... or, do we have a rat in our midst? :D

I believe a man should be able to play any role and any sex he wants...

[Phatso]

This is the best example of stupid question, stupid answer I have seen in a long time.

You're doing great so far Giftig :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:0


:teabag:

[KakHard]

No he's not. He hasn't even answered my questions..
Thus far he does not get my vote.

[Giftig]

Hallo daar.

1. Praat jy boer?
2. Is jou van Afrikaans?
3. Hout of houtskool?
4. Is hoender vleis of slaai?

Soz maat nie gesien nie,
1. ek doen ja
2. dink dis meer duits en french
3. hout
4. Slaai

[Morphza]

Giftig.... have you managed to answer all questions?

Oh Supreme Forum Deity, please move this thread to the applications folder :)

[Onyx]

Hi Giftig :)

Some girly questions for you - woman to woman so to speak ;) :

1. Which would you say is the closest to you - 32B, 34C, 36D or 38DD? If neither apply, please supply the correct combination.
2. Pads or tampons
3. What would an inventive mechanic and a desperate mother use a tampon for?
4. Name the basic facial cleansing techniques that work best for you.

[NiteShade]

Hi Giftig :)

Some girly questions for you - woman to woman so to speak ;) :

1. Which would you say is the closest to you - 32B, 34C, 36D or 38DD? If neither apply, please supply the correct combination.
2. Pads or tampons
3. What would an inventive mechanic and a desperate mother use a tampon for?
4. Name the basic facial cleansing techniques that work best for you.

Hahahaha Love it!

[NiteShade]

Giftig.... have you managed to answer all questions?

Oh Supreme Forum Deity, please move this thread to the applications folder :)

Moved.

[Giftig]

Hi Giftig :)

Some girly questions for you - woman to woman so to speak ;) :

1. Which would you say is the closest to you - 32B, 34C, 36D or 38DD? If neither apply, please supply the correct combination.
2. Pads or tampons
3. What would an inventive mechanic and a desperate mother use a tampon for?
4. Name the basic facial cleansing techniques that work best for you.

1. 36 DD
2. Tamps
3. mechanic - oil leak plug, mother - child nose bleed
4. Morningface wash, day cream and then before bed night cream

[Morphza]

4. Morningface wash, day cream and then before bed night cream

I'm certain that all cream comes from the same mixture, but is put into differently designed bottles, with different names / labels... just so women buy more of it! :D

[Giftig]

Maybe, but I would rather take that change than look like a raisin