Would like to become a member of the Grrrr Clan

[ArkLyte1005]

Hi Gents(and Ladies if there are any :D )

I have been looking for a clan for some time now and then finally by buddy Mr McCreesh the Lucky Irishman suggested that I join your clan.

I am just an average guy with an affinity for swearing. Proper language is not my cup of tea... yes i drink tea... some days I'm quiet... other days I am over the top insane.

I have been playing PC games since Blake Stone, Wolfenstein and Warcraft 1... first PC was a 486.

I would like to join your clan as I feel that i have something to add the clan.

[Paul]

We generally don't just take walkin so it is lucky that you know Irish (well lucky is subjective). Best bet would be to hang out on these forums as much as possible and join up with the guys in game and on Teamspeak.

Once more people get to know you then you have a better chance.

P.S. what games do you play currently and what are/is your nick

[ArkLyte1005]

Currently I am playing Wildstar and Battlefield 4. Every now and then I play a bit of LoL.

The nick that everyone calls me is B or Bernie short for Bernard.

[Paul]

Currently I am playing Wildstar and Battlefield 4. Every now and then I play a bit of LoL.

The nick that everyone calls me is B or Bernie short for Bernard.



LOL I meant your ingame nick or is your ingame nick Bernie?

[Salty Ferret]

Currently I am playing Wildstar and Battlefield 4. Every now and then I play a bit of LoL.

The nick that everyone calls me is B or Bernie short for Bernard.

I like your game picks WILDSTAR!!!!!!!

I got a different word for B

[Morphza]

I like your game picks WILDSTAR!!!!!!!

Don't you have to actually play the game to be a salesman for it?

[Salty Ferret]

Don't you have to actually play the game to be a salesman for it?

Thats true :(...the community is kak...keen to try the new WOW expansion

[Skouperd]

fresh meat... whahahahaha!

[NoMaD]

I agree with Paul... as much as it pains me... You need to join us on Team Speak and get to know the guys and girls before we can do a vote.

[Reaper]

Atomic, get off your knees there bud

[ArkLyte1005]

Lol oh I thought you meant my nick in real life :P My in game nick is ArkLyte1005. It differs from game to game but it will always include the prefix Ark.

[BadA$$jack]

Lol oh I thought you meant my nick in real life :P My in game nick is ArkLyte1005. It differs from game to game but it will always include the prefix Ark.

Ok so taken Ark is your nick, them "lyte" would refer to your age..... (hope its not 10 or maybe 5

Dude tell us more about yourself, you got to sell your souls here, not literally but give more insight what and who you are.

[Skouperd]

You hinted you know Irish, please tell us the most embarrishing thing you've ever caught Iris in the act with... ps, the more embarishing the visions you are able to create, the higher the odds you may just win a few votes... ;-)

[Morphza]

Ok so taken Ark is your nick, them "lyte" would refer to your age..... (hope its not 10 or maybe 5

Dude tell us more about yourself, you got to sell your souls here, not literally but give more insight what and who you are.

Don't lie to the boy... "You HAVE to sell your soul(s) here"... no exceptions!

[ArkLyte1005]

I like your game picks WILDSTAR!!!!!!!

I got a different word for B

Lol and what word would that be?

Wildstar is awesome the only downside is I am playing on a German server... so I have no clue what they are saying.

[ArkLyte1005]

Don't lie to the boy... "You HAVE to sell your soul(s) here"... no exceptions!

Lol... I have always wanted to sell my soul to a random stranger... Where do I sign? Should it be in blood or will a HB pencil do?

I am just an average guy... but I have many enjoyments in life... Long walks on the beach... Candle lit dinners... Dolly Parton... Just Kidding... I am a nerd through and through... If I could I would play games all day every day for a living but alas the world is not so kind... I smaak a lekker braai now and then with a few dops with friends... Sometimes i am just a nut case and will do the most randomest of things... running around in BF4 with C4 and blowing up building hoping i kill someone... or running around an entire match with my knife out seeing how long i can last while trying to sanding some noughts... LOL

[ArkLyte1005]

LOL have you got a problem with 10 year olds? :burp:

I am actually 26.

[ArkLyte1005]

You hinted you know Irish, please tell us the most embarrishing thing you've ever caught Iris in the act with... ps, the more embarishing the visions you are able to create, the higher the odds you may just win a few votes... ;-)

Lol Unfortunately I have never caught him in the act with anything embarrassing.... If I did he would not live it down for the rest of his life...

[Skouperd]

Lol Unfortunately I have never caught him in the act with anything embarrassing.... If I did he would not live it down for the rest of his life...

May I suggest you make something up that will make us believe you did indeed witness it...failing which I may just need to go digging up some random mind-twister again. Which reminds me, Tiertjie, have you cracked that other piece of code yet?

[Phatso]

Hey ArkLyte

As someone who is coming to the end of their term as clan leader, welcome to the application process and good luck. First things first though, you have to pop onto TS and come talk crap with us while playing. This is one of the small tests that new applicants undergo. The next (which may have already begun) is a rigorous questioning of small bits of BS that the existing members post in this thread in order to work out what makes you tick. Some questions are easy others are impossible (literally .. *cough*Skouperd*cough*). But all of them are important and help as ascertain if you’re fucked up in the head enough of the right calibre for [grrr].

So I will begin the formal questioning. Remember however, that without us hearing you in TS, these questions hold little weight.
1. Whats your name?
2. What do you do?
3. How do you remain calm during nerd raging playing LoL? (haha, I play dota, so know that feel)
4. What does PHAT stand for?
5. Who is the coolest guy in this clan? (not a trick question, and its not me)

[ArkLyte1005]

Hey ArkLyte

As someone who is coming to the end of their term as clan leader, welcome to the application process and good luck. First things first though, you have to pop onto TS and come talk crap with us while playing. This is one of the small tests that new applicants undergo. The next (which may have already begun) is a rigorous questioning of small bits of BS that the existing members post in this thread in order to work out what makes you tick. Some questions are easy others are impossible (literally .. *cough*Skouperd*cough*). But all of them are important and help as ascertain if you’re fucked up in the head enough of the right calibre for [grrr].

So I will begin the formal questioning. Remember however, that without us hearing you in TS, these questions hold little weight.
1. Whats your name?
2. What do you do?
3. How do you remain calm during nerd raging playing LoL? (haha, I play dota, so know that feel)
4. What does PHAT stand for?
5. Who is the coolest guy in this clan? (not a trick question, and its not me)

Hi Phatso,

Thank you. LOL to be honest this is this first time I have submitted an application to a clan.

1. My Name is Bernard but everyone usually calls me B or Bernie.
2. I am a service consultant for an insurance company based in the UK call PruProtect.
3. LOL That has to be a tough one. I tend to just sit back an let the person nerd raging yammer on... in the end that person is the one who is going to look like a chop... I don't think I have ever nerd raged... If i have i may have been too drunk to remember LOL... In all fairness i see no point to it... that person is the one that's going to end up with CAD (coronary artery disease).
4. LOL the acronym PH%AT could stand for many things :P example... Pretty Hot and Tempting, Pretty Hot and Thick, Pretty Hips and Thighs, Porky Huge And Tremendous, Please Have Another Tomato or Pleomorphic Hyalinizing Angiectatic Tumor. :P
5. LOL the coolest guy in the clan would have to be... Nomad... his Team Speak nick is awesome LOL...

[NoMaD]

5. LOL the coolest guy in the clan would have to be... Nomad... his Team Speak nick is awesome LOL...

A clever guy i see! ;P

[Morphza]

A clever guy i see! ;P

Noms... how much did you pay him??

Ark...
- What is the link between your nick and the big wooden thing from the bible?
-- If you could deny access to any single set of animal from boarding the ark, which would it be?
- Who is the quietest guy on TS?
- Since BF4 is so broken and crap, why do you still play it?
- Now that you have met Russian, TiggerBS & Paul, are you sure you still want to apply for this clan?

[Skouperd]

Noms... how much did you pay him??

Ark...
- What is the link between your nick and the big wooden thing from the bible?
-- If you could deny access to any single set of animal from boarding the ark, which would it be?
- Who is the quietest guy on TS?
- Since BF4 is so broken and crap, why do you still play it?
- Now that you have met Russian, TiggerBS & Paul, are you sure you still want to apply for this clan?

He met Russian? Oh phuck!

[Cat Nipples]

Poor bastard.

Hi Arklyte.

1. Do you like to jeanpant? If so, do you do it with a belt?
2. In a fight between Russian and Nomad, who would win?
3. See above question, but now include a Justin Bieber cd in the middle. Explain your answer in no less than 100 words.
4. Who's the smallest douche in the clan?
5. Can you swim?

[Salty Ferret]

And the arklyte1005 has been extinguished

[Morphza]

Application... Denied!

[NoMaD]

no enthusiasm?

[Salty Ferret]

I love LAMP

[Stu]

Or EAT CAKE? was it a LIE?

[Reaper]

I love LAMP

You love what???

[SlipperyDuck]

(L)inux(A)pache(M)ySQL(P)HP -- that LAMP? or the one that sits next to your bed?

[TygerBS]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId6nrMDmUU

[s3xy_j0nny]

Question:

If you were gifted with a bionic slapping hand and offered the chance to bionically bitchslap 3 people in this clan, who would you moer, and why?

[SlipperyDuck]

Question:

If you were gifted with a bionic slapping hand and offered the chance to bionically bitchslap 3 people in this clan, who would you moer, and why?

^ This probably the most important question you will be asked, chose wisely.

[RussianElite.]

Who is the angriest person in this clan?

[Phatso]

I think its safe to say that the interest level has dwindled here...

[Skouperd]

This time it dwindled without me even asking my questions... so don't blame me this time.