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Kill_Inc
28-05-2014, 12:18 PM
Hi guys i have been playing with you for awhile now,some crazy,pant-wetting,tea bagging(mostly russ :p ) fun, and this noob just wants a place to call home

SlipperyDuck
28-05-2014, 12:24 PM
Good call Sir Kill....let the onslaught begin.

Paul
28-05-2014, 12:30 PM
Make it so

Salty Ferret
28-05-2014, 01:03 PM
Who is this Kill_inc guy?

Morphza
28-05-2014, 01:05 PM
1) How long is a piece of string?
2) you say you've been playing with us for awhile... prove it.
2a) Please confirm what you were playing, when you were "playing with Russ" and did it require any sort of internet connection?

Megageth
28-05-2014, 01:09 PM
Yeah who is this Kill Inc? Look dude, you need to spend some time with us on BF4 and join us in Teamspeak.

SlipperyDuck
28-05-2014, 01:13 PM
MEga needs to spend more time in the southern end of africa

Megageth
28-05-2014, 01:15 PM
Duck needs to let me harass the applicants in peace.

TygerBS
28-05-2014, 01:18 PM
1. Why is Russian so shit?
2. No really why is russian so shit?
3. ditto to 1 and 2 above for Paul.

Salty Ferret
28-05-2014, 01:21 PM
1. What is Pauls favourite Slush puppey flavour?
2. What do I scream when I kill lots of people in battlefield?
3. Who discovered the world was not flat?
4.If Russian was Russian, then what would Russian be?

Kill_Inc
28-05-2014, 01:30 PM
morphza

1.used as a response to a question such as "How long will it take?" or "How big is it?" when the length or size is unknown, infinite, or variable.
or he phrase 'how long is a piece of string' means that the quantitative answer is not known and there is an implicate understanding that the answer will be difficult to find given the information available.
or this means exploring Quantum Mechanics.

Kill goes to a lab to explore the theory of Quantum Mechanics in more detail to see if his string can be in two places at once, confusing him even further.

2. i know the grrr server password ********...dammit this is hard. i also know that most of you come together where all the the battle veterans for some r&r= hooters(listening on teamspeak conv)

2a) i wasnt playing with myself, nor was i playing with russ (or vice versa) noooo fudge packing connection or what ever the kids call it these days.

Morphza
28-05-2014, 01:33 PM
morphza

1.used as a response to a question such as "How long will it take?" or "How big is it?" when the length or size is unknown, infinite, or variable.
or he phrase 'how long is a piece of string' means that the quantitative answer is not known and there is an implicate understanding that the answer will be difficult to find given the information available.
or this means exploring Quantum Mechanics.

Kill goes to a lab to explore the theory of Quantum Mechanics in more detail to see if his string can be in two places at once, confusing him even further.

You've just unleashed the beast... Skoup... get him!

SlipperyDuck
28-05-2014, 01:42 PM
Quantum Theory suggests that the string is twice as long as half its length, existing in both a positive and negative state, located at all points in the universe at once simultaneously unless observed, having spin that can not be measured, with a force on all matter being less than equal to the amount of atoms that exist within the compound structure of the string, over one.

or something in between

Morphza
28-05-2014, 01:52 PM
Quantum Theory suggests that the string is twice as long as half its length, existing in both a positive and negative state, located at all points in the universe at once simultaneously unless observed, having spin that can not be measured, with a force on all matter being less than equal to the amount of atoms that exist within the compound structure of the string, over one.

or something in between

Ummm.. i didn't see your application to join!!

Kill_Inc
28-05-2014, 01:59 PM
Kill-Inc is just a noob from beaufort west(karoo seun) ... currently living in durbanville cape town, 28 years young.and a battlefield ethusiast


tyger
1. because when that pussycat looks in the mirror he sees a lion
2. because he thinks he is John Rambo
3. isnt paul the strategic guy... now how am i suppose to remember all that numbers and in english too

Duzt

1.the blue one...
2. whreeessssssss(bad spelling)
3.wasnt columbus,he was just lucky, like most of my kills... Earatosthenes or Aristotle my geuss
4.a Russian

Geth

i geuss i have to speak more clearly on the teamspeak... but you are a quiet one

Phatso
28-05-2014, 02:19 PM
Welcome to the barrage. Excuse the senseless questions. Here are a few normal ones, designed to get to know you better sweety ;)

1. What games do you play? Genre or specific title description is fine.
2. What is your honest opinion on streaming and shoutcasting?
3. Favourite Action Movie of all time?

Kill_Inc
28-05-2014, 02:41 PM
phats

1. battlefield, Eso(elder scrolls online)recently started and i enjoy it alot,swtor-who doesn't want to be a jedi. on the xbox i like to play drinking golf( tiger woods-the other tyger-with drinking penalties) with some friends and resident evil fan...need to train for the apocalypse

2.i think its cool, listening to peoples opinions on topics, dont listen to shoutcast that much to give you more on that

3. Die hard, the rock, kill bill 1&2, mission impossible series, cant just pick one

Skouperd
28-05-2014, 04:54 PM
This is going to be fun....

1. The theory of String as Master Lee explained is reasonably, but that is pretty basic stuff. I would like to understand your definition of M-Thoery and how you would explain it to Falabella

2. Since you are in Durbanville, what is yuor take on the 5Ghz noise pollution that is running rampage here? Also, please explore the source of the 5GHz waves that originate in Durbanville and what will you do to contribute to the situation? Name all the grrr's that participate in this magic?

3.1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
3.2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3.3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

Have fun... ;-)

TygerBS
28-05-2014, 05:01 PM
Quick before zee Germans come :p

Kill_Inc
28-05-2014, 05:21 PM
Fuck me.... ek neem aan ons praat nie hier van perde koop nie...

1.M-Theory is the name for a unified version of string theory... blah blah and thus the conclusion is i have no idea...

2.i have no idea what grrr's uses the magic,

WiFi doesn’t actually operate using magic, it uses electromagnetic waves that run at a specific frequency, or band,[iii] on the electromagnetic spectrum (like Radio waves). Unfortunately, you can’t just pick any frequency on the electromagnetic spectrum – some frequencies don’t carry data well, some frequencies are harmful to humans (like X-Rays and UV Rays), and some frequencies are already used for other purposes.
A 5 GHz oscillator with phase noise of -109.5 dBc/Hz at 100 kHz offset (more than 10 dBc/Hz better than the best LC oscillator and 4 dBc/Hz better than the best value reported in the literature) has recently been demonstrated with a 5 GHz Al/ZnO/Al/SiO2 FBAR (film bulk acoustic resonator). The 5 GHz FBAR is fabricated through a simple, clean, and CMOS-compatible fabrication process, and is measured to have Q of about 300, Kt2 of 4.3% and TCF (temperature coefficient of frequency) of -8.7 ppm/°C between 25 and 100°C.

like i know what that means haha fuck you skoups lol

3. The German keeps the FISH
|House1|House2|House3|House4|House5
Color |Yellow|Blue |Red |Green |White
Nation |Norweg|Dane |Brit |German|Swede
Beverage|Water |Tea |Milk |Coffee|Beer
CigBrand|Dunhil|Blend |PalMal|Prince|BlueMaster
Pet |Cats |Horse |birds |FISH |Dog

skouperd you killing me here

TygerBS
28-05-2014, 05:25 PM
Also Skouperd do you really by into String theory and its extension M-theory?

Cat Nipples
28-05-2014, 07:52 PM
Kill!

1. Hoekom is Russian gay?

Maklike een vir jou want ek weet jy gaan anyway in kom!

Voetsek-Mikey
28-05-2014, 10:10 PM
1. Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop. and he wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

2. Can you lose your virginity if you fall?

3. Can you use plastic food wrap instead of a condom for cucumber masturbation?

4. If you make Jesus shaped pancakes and you burn them. Will you go to hell?

Kill_Inc
29-05-2014, 09:06 AM
fire

1. seker omdat hy hoop in die vroumens verloor het en liefde gesoek het by groot sterk swart mans


mikey

1. he weighs meat

2.Assuming you're a female, you CAN break your hymen by falling, I'm sure.

However, breaking your hymen is hardly an indication anymore (if it ever was)of a female being a virgin.
Virginity is typically determined by whether or not you have had sex. Sex usually being some form of penetration by a man's penis in a straight couple

3. I don't see why not. Though, you should still go and get that cucumber tested.

4. Nooo, but if you hack like russian then yes, you will go to hell

Reaper
29-05-2014, 09:37 AM
Welcome to the application thread.....

We havent chatted that much, my fault but here some questions:

1. Why grrr?
2. Who rages the most DOTA 2?
3. Who has the most Steam games?
4. If you were stuck on an island with Russian, give 5 reasons why you wouldnt kill him off. And no accidents....
5. Will you be coming to Rage?

Irish_Luck28
29-05-2014, 01:46 PM
Hello Kill, nice to finally see the application!
Ok, here goes:
1. Why the nick Kill_inc, are you an underground gangster that runs a hitman business?
2. If i remember correctly, Firesyde once played using your account, he mentioned you are family? If this is true, how does it make you feel, or more importantly how do you sleep at night knowing you came from the same gene pool?
3. In your opinion who is the best crack shot in the clan, and also who is actually on crack?
4. Can you tell me where this comes from and what are your thoughts?
"This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “no.”"

Kill_Inc
29-05-2014, 03:40 PM
reaper

1. i met mikey through a friend and we got talking about battlefield 3 and he told me that i should join them on teamspeak and eventually on the grrr site, after a few weeks of fun battlefield and lots of laughter listening to everyone opinion ans mainly giving russian shit i knew i want to be apart of grrr

2. i would have to say atomic if he even plays dota 2, just based on the battlefield play

3. no idea Hubris my geuss

4.no 1
i don't want a ball called wilson as a friend
no 2
i can use him as bait to trap wild life( hoping russian can run)
no 3
i can play rock, paper scissor
no 4
hopefully he knows atleast a few things about surviving like fishing,building a shelter etc
no 5
i can laugh for days hearing about his life story
5. unfortunately not this year maybe next year...

Kill_Inc
29-05-2014, 03:59 PM
Irish

1.i wish, i die a lot so i cant be just one person,i also think monsters inc had an influence

2.fire are we family? who's you're momma? and where did you get my account details bugger.so luckily i not, so far i know, from the same gene pool

3.i thought hub was the shit when i started playing with you, he's awol now sooo Atomic,irish with the sniper and that blerrie russian-frenemy. oh and skoups and tyger must be on crack

4. Watchmen!!! great great movie
not everybody can be batman, if i was a superhero i would kill that motherfuckers,espacially rsa politicians, but then comedians wouldn't have material.

Skouperd
29-05-2014, 04:02 PM
Quick before zee Germans come :p

Slipping in my old age? Ok, here's a nice decryption challenge... I wrote this encryption several decades ago and still use it today to encrypt my own files.

Running the following sentance through my encryption algorith, "Crack this you phucking smart arse…" (withouth the "") the encryption produces this:

3413912974:457498475483497416526520527531442537533 45936845445245943544952752651344853752550745646437 4433456463443543

OR:

1418748983:518558534543558476553578586589499595592 59149950650551148650150650449050659658356458859750 6564508516495520

OR:

1518576172:515554529539555472566562571573482579577 50941650450450948349957156855349058156754750651642 4481506515493583

OR:
1825300988:588637622626632555637673672680595682674 68259958557959457858858458757860168267466067567959 7664587590578612

If I decrypt any of the above 4 numbers, I get the same message: "Crack this you phucking smart arse…". Using the same encryption and decryption algorithms, what does the following translate to:

2011356969:432461387471466479497500417481497429414 35634343142049340747347746948940333341540039941848 44724724054834963404274214274133574144824954954874 97411429427343407419476407493474480470413410401331 416412402474486487488408

Ps, I can confirm that this is a real encryption algorithm and not just a bunch of random numbers.

mwahahahahahah
Skouperd

Kill_Inc
29-05-2014, 04:07 PM
told you he was on crack ...haha

Salty Ferret
29-05-2014, 04:22 PM
1. In real life warfare, Which GRRRbian would you want next to you?
2. Can you Braai? What do you prefer Charcoal or Sekerbos wood?
3. What do you do whilst on the toilet having a shit? Cellphone? Sudoku? Corsswords?

Kill_Inc
29-05-2014, 04:30 PM
duzt

1. Mikey-his a big fella

2. yes i can braai(karoo seun = kan braai en two step)i don't like Charcoal so any wood would be fine, but in cpt you have to use like the whole pack of blits to get the fire started.

3. Cellphone - catching up on sport news

Irish_Luck28
29-05-2014, 04:53 PM
Irish

1.i wish, i die a lot so i cant be just one person,i also think monsters inc had an influence

2.fire are we family? who's you're momma? and where did you get my account details bugger.so luckily i not, so far i know, from the same gene pool

3.i thought hub was the shit when i started playing with you, he's awol now sooo Atomic,irish with the sniper and that blerrie russian-frenemy. oh and skoups and tyger must be on crack

4. Watchmen!!! great great movie
not everybody can be batman, if i was a superhero i would kill that motherfuckers,espacially rsa politicians, but then comedians wouldn't have material.

Good work Sir, for some reason i thought you and Fire were related, must have been on drugs. Also, some polite advice, don't upset Skoups, he might be nerdy but is like 7ft 6 or something... :p

Kill_Inc
29-05-2014, 05:14 PM
i'll take the advice... jammer skoups, all is fair in love and war :p

TygerBS
29-05-2014, 07:27 PM
Slipping in my old age? Ok, here's a nice decryption challenge... I wrote this encryption several decades ago and still use it today to encrypt my own files.

Running the following sentance through my encryption algorith, "Crack this you phucking smart arse…" (withouth the "") the encryption produces this:

3413912974:457498475483497416526520527531442537533 45936845445245943544952752651344853752550745646437 4433456463443543

OR:

1418748983:518558534543558476553578586589499595592 59149950650551148650150650449050659658356458859750 6564508516495520

OR:

1518576172:515554529539555472566562571573482579577 50941650450450948349957156855349058156754750651642 4481506515493583

OR:
1825300988:588637622626632555637673672680595682674 68259958557959457858858458757860168267466067567959 7664587590578612

If I decrypt any of the above 4 numbers, I get the same message: "Crack this you phucking smart arse…". Using the same encryption and decryption algorithms, what does the following translate to:

2011356969:432461387471466479497500417481497429414 35634343142049340747347746948940333341540039941848 44724724054834963404274214274133574144824954954874 97411429427343407419476407493474480470413410401331 416412402474486487488408

Ps, I can confirm that this is a real encryption algorithm and not just a bunch of random numbers.

mwahahahahahah
Skouperd

Lol hook line and sinker!

TygerBS
30-05-2014, 09:45 AM
Nice algorithm Perd. Haven't been able to crack it yet. Are you using two keys?

Stu
30-05-2014, 11:51 AM
Welcome Kill_inc may the application thread be kind to you, for I will not. I havn't played any games with you yet due to the lack of BF4 so there's my excuse. Whats yours?

Questions:

1. Do ants operate independent or are they ruled by the Queen?

2. What velocity do you have to achieve to escape earths gravitational pull. You can provide this in delta v.

Skouperd
30-05-2014, 12:41 PM
Nice algorithm Perd. Haven't been able to crack it yet. Are you using two keys?

Thanks Tyger... I came up with the concept in primary school... think it is still quite cool even today.

Regarding your answer, the number before the ":" is the key to be used. Within that key there is about 4 different keys each one randomly generated. You don't need to know how they are generated in order to crack it. To date, I know of it being cracked at least once and that was by a professional cryptologist who asked me to encrypt the same message like a 1000 times (the message was about 200 chars long). Despite giving him that information, it still took him a fair amount of time to crack it.

However, since I am not all nasty, and must be growing a soft spot in my old age, I'll help you out a bit. Below is 50 encryptions of the very simple message: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"



3413468987:482485488485482479476509506509512515518 521524431428425422419



2712180155:461456451456481476471476481420415420425 420471476481476471420



1416728166:522526522518514532536540544548544482478 474478482486548544540



1612888151:471462453462491482473482491434425434443 434473482491482473434


1518748962:546538530538546556548556564556548502510 502494502510556548556


3623716988:602604606608606604602644642640638636638 640642552554556558560


1624900184:614608602608614608602656662656650656662 656650558564558552558


1513468968:480482484486484504502500498496494434436 438440442444504506508


2113912978:487489491493491489519517515513511509511 439441443445447449451


2216728187:524527530527524521518547544547550553556 559562477474471468465


3212460989:468469470471472473474507508507506505504 503502423422421420419


1919272164:552546540546552562556562568562556508514 508502508514562556562


1922944164:592586580586592616610616622616610550556 550544550556616610616


3425908154:621615609615659653647653659585579585591 585647653659653647585


1524108185:606601596601606601596651656651646651656 651646553558553548553


2116728188:524526528530528526524554552550548546548 550552472474476478480


1315132151:501492483492523514505514523462453462471 462505514523514505462


1321808964:580574568574580604598604610604598546552 546540546552604598604


3321252188:576578580582580578576606604602600598600 602604532534536538540


2019624953:555548541548569562555562569524517524531 524555562569562555524


1527144172:635627619627635627655663671663655663671 573565573581573565573


2924108169:604605606607608647648649650649648575574 573572571570641640639


2624900173:613606599606613606643650657650643650657 564557564571564557564


2721808988:582584586588586584582620618616614612614 616618544546548550552


1715132186:504508504500496492496534538542538534530 526530458462466462458


3310956188:446448450452450448446476474472470468470 472474390392394396398



2621808979:581582583584585586627628629628627626625 550549548547546545544


3222944169:592593594595596627628629630629628561560 559558557556621620619



1615760951:509500491500533524515524533470461470479 470515524533524515470



2727144168:634636638640638672670668666664662582584 586588590592672674676



3322944188:594596598600598596594638636634632630632 634636546548550552554



1721808979:581582583584585586627628629628627626625 550549548547546545544



2021436959:575576577578605606607608609558557556555 554603602601600599548



3217556176:533537533529525521549553557561557553549 475479483487491487483



2119272172:553545537545553545563571579571563571579 503495503511503495503



2312040966:460464460456452468472476480484480416412 408412416420484480476


2219272181:554545536545554545536577586577568577586 577568495504495486495



2112040988:462464466468466464462486484482480478480 482484396398400402404


2123716975:601596591596601596631636641636631636641 552547552557552547552


3512888189:474475476477478479480515516515514513512 511510427426425424423


2023716956:599603599595615611615619623573569565561 557615619623627623565


1922944154:591585579585611605599605611555549555561 555599605611605599555


2720160188:564566568570568566564596594592590588590 592594514516518520522


2714668962:496488480488496514506514522514506454462 454446454462514506514


2423716982:602594586594602594586638646638630638646 638630546554546538546


2617556153:531524517524545538531538545488481488495 488531538545538531488


1227144165:634629624629634665660665670665660587592 587582587592665660665


3217556166:532536532528524538542546550554550488484 480484488492554550546


1513912955:485480475480503498493498503454449454459 454493498503498493454



1419272159:551552553554569570571572573528527526525 524567566565564563518




So, the same character repeated 20 times, enough samples to figure out the patterns, you shuold be able to crack it...

Good luck, and enjoy it.

Skouperd
30-05-2014, 12:43 PM
1. Mikey-his a big fella


Mikey is a big fella? KAK!

SlipperyDuck
30-05-2014, 12:45 PM
lol

Kill_Inc
30-05-2014, 01:05 PM
HAHA
skoups from what i hear your big too, so probably the sameish size and his athletic

Stu

i only play BF4 and Eso for the moment, not good at dota 2 if that is what you play, i played dota 1 back in the day, and then i picked drow ranger cause was the best for noobies

1.queen rules my geuss, like most human relationships

10 fun facts
Ants are capable of carrying objects 50 times their own body weight with their mandibles.
Soldier ants use their heads to plug the entrances to their nests and keep intruders from gaining access.
Certain ant species defend plants in exchange for food and shelter.
The total biomass of all the ants on Earth is roughly equal to the total biomass of all the people on Earth.
Ants will enslave other ants, keeping them captive and making them do work for the colony.
Ants lived alongside the dinosaurs.
Ants started farming long before humans.
Some ants form "supercolonies," massive communities of ants that can stretch for thousands of miles.
Ants follow scent trails laid by scout ants to gather food.




2. about 11.2 kilometers per second (~6.96 mi/s), which is approximately 33 times the speed of sound (Mach 33) and several times the muzzle velocity of a rifle bullet (up to 1.7 km/s). However, at 9,000 km altitude in "space", it is slightly less than 7.1 km/s.

RussianElite.
30-05-2014, 06:38 PM
Ok Kill list from bad to worse. Number 1 being the worse. Who from these guys are the most fucked up. Stu, Paul, Reaper, Tyger, Morph. Dont be shy..

Skouperd
30-05-2014, 10:21 PM
Who from these guys are the most fucked up.

Warning, trick question. He did not specify if he is refering to emotionally, mentally, intellectually, religiously or in the bum....

Kill_Inc
01-06-2014, 03:54 PM
russian

Stu, Paul, Reaper, Tyger, Morph. we're all fuck up someway,emotionally, mentally, intellectually, religiously or in russians case, in the bum....

Reaper
02-06-2014, 09:25 AM
how did i pull 3rd in that one??? Tyger is way more fucked up then me!!!!

Kill_Inc
02-06-2014, 11:09 AM
i just left it as russian put it, because he wants me to stoop to his level.:p

Paul
02-06-2014, 11:20 AM
Ok here is my question


Who in the BF community can be a single person or an entire clan really grates your nipples

TygerBS
02-06-2014, 11:31 AM
Paul

Skouperd
02-06-2014, 11:48 AM
Paul

that's a no brainer...

s3xy_j0nny
02-06-2014, 11:53 AM
List the Ten Commandments of grrr.

Kill_Inc
02-06-2014, 12:35 PM
paul

1. BMW

sexy johnny

10.Thou Shalt Be Wary of Plugs and Errant Wires

A reading of the gamer gospel according to HeadshotsXXX: Tread not on the plugs and wires that connect my console to my monitor. Ye might interrupt my game, or worse, corrupt my save file. Ye might even cause the worst of gamer afflictions, the pox known as the Red Ring of Death. Respect the wires that give our games life in this first law of 10 Gamer Commandments.

9.Thou Shalt Not Save Over Another’s Game

A letter from FinaFantasyFan82 to GameSharkX7: Why would you save over my game like that, brother? I was 100 hours in. I had completed all the sidequests and had everyone’s legendary weapon. Truly a fruitful bounty was bestowed upon me, which you so callously whisked away by saving over your new game. Was it worth it to see the alternate opening movie, friend? Was it?

8.Thou Shalt Not Walk In Front of the Screen

Hey! What the heck, man. I can’t see. I’m in the middle of an online tournament here. What the hell. Dude, you cost me the match! You could have just walked behind me or warned me or something.

7.Thou Shalt Not Unpause Another’s Game and Play It

Games are that which bind us together. That which brings us together as a community. Games are a thing that we own, and cherish, like a child, or pet, or prized possession. Playing another man’s game is the same as taking another man’s wife. It is alluring, but it is wrong. Resist temptation and play only your own games brothers, and the gamer gods will smile upon you.

6.Thou Shalt Not Pause In the Middle of a Match

Are you serious, man? I’m in the middle of my wakeup here. Not only have you screwed up my inputs, but now you’ll be mashing DP and you’ll already know what I’m going to do because you can see the first frames of startup animation. That’s bull****! Judge! I want this scrub disqualified

5.Thou Shalt Always Button Check


A reading from the holy instruction manual: It is but natural for us to change the controls in our games. While some prefer the fierce attacks to be on the shoulder buttons, others will prefer them on the face buttons. Before each match it is important to button check to be sure that you play to the best of your ability, for we only get one chance, before the tournament judges proclaim us the loser.

4.Thou Shalt Not Subject Others to Laggy Displays


A reading from the book of Revelations... Resident Evil: Revelations: There is a devil with all displays, oh followers of the good word. That devil is display lag. Display lag waits for all of us, delaying our actions, making us miss our important headshots, and fall to fireball spam. Display lag can be avoided, if we all simply work to research our monitors and TVs. Do not subject your fellow gamer to display lag, as it will only cause rage and suffering.

3.Thou Shalt Keep Their Controllers In Serviceable Condition


That match doesn’t count! Why? My buttons were sticking. Fierce punch was stuck down. I couldn’t DP or roll or do anything. What do you mean that’s not your problem! There’s no way you can count that as a legitimate match. You know I’m better than that. Besides this isn’t even my controller! This whole tournament is rigged I tell you! RIGGED!!!

2.Thou Shalt Return Games to Their Original Cases


My brother, it was a wonderful time to have you over and play games together. However, we went through many titles and this morning I found that none were where they should be. The disarray was disheartening, as discs were swapped to cases that do not even match up with their console. I ask that you come by again to aid me in returning all games to their rightful home, as is proper.

1. Thou Shalt Explain All Rules Before Beginning a Game



Ignorance is not a sin, oh gamers of the world. It is but the first step to becoming a true pro. However, destroying those who have not yet had an opportunity to learn a game is not helpful, it is malice. It does not foster learning and only breeds hate. Teach games to your fellow gamers before proceeding to beat them, for it is only through knowledge that we may come to know the true gamer way. This is your #1 rule.

Phatso
04-06-2014, 08:37 AM
Believe it or not, the polls came back positively Kill_Inc...

Just kidding bud, the decision has been unanimous. Welcome to Clan [grrr]. Your question answering ability (and patience) is something to behold ;)
Please feed the monkeys and play with Grant now and then to keep him satisfied.

Enjoy your stay bro, and wear those tags with pride!

The necessary arrangements will be made to your account on the forums. Please allow a normal turnaround time.

TygerBS
04-06-2014, 10:45 AM
Welcome Kill!!

SlipperyDuck
04-06-2014, 10:46 AM
welcome aboard chippie!!! (/end copy-paste)

Morphza
04-06-2014, 10:47 AM
Welcome.... you had your last chance to escape and you squandered it ! :)

Reaper
04-06-2014, 10:51 AM
Welcome welcome!!!

Grrr is a great place to be, just try stay away from Russian.... he is the ugly duckling of Grrr

KakHard
04-06-2014, 10:54 AM
Welcome welcome!!!

Grrr is a great place to be, just try stay away from Russian.... he is the ugly duckling of Grrr

And I'm afraid he's not gonna turn into a swan.

Salty Ferret
04-06-2014, 10:59 AM
Whalecum :) Always a pleasure playing with KILL!

Stu
04-06-2014, 11:29 AM
Welcome may your stay be fruitful and enjoyable.

Cat Nipples
04-06-2014, 11:37 AM
Welcome Kill!

Irish_Luck28
04-06-2014, 11:52 AM
Welcome young Squire to the awesomeness of grrr!

J_Th4ng
04-06-2014, 12:08 PM
Welcome Kill, Good to have you onboard.

Now that you're here, you better figure out where the kettle is and make us all a nice cuppa. I'll have a hobnob with mine, please.

NoMaD
04-06-2014, 12:15 PM
Welcome Kill! Your dedication has finally bared fruit! Looking forward to seeing you with tags on this evening!

Onyx
04-06-2014, 12:46 PM
Welcome home, Kill :) I am sure you felt the love long ago and couldn't resist making this your permanent home ;)

Skouperd
04-06-2014, 12:56 PM
Hold on... I voted yes subject to him cracking the skoups-code... I mean, we all know what happened last time somebody was allowed access without passing the Skoups-nuts test. (I mean, are we really ready as a clan for another Russian?)

Oh, well too late now, welcome aboard Kill. Oh, Kill, don't worry about the code breaking, I really did not expect it to be cracked.

Kill_Inc
04-06-2014, 01:07 PM
thanks guys and gal! i wear the tags with pride! skoups-not my cup of tea, sir,

I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this GRRR-Government: 'I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.' We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.

Megageth
06-06-2014, 07:29 PM
Welcome. Perhaps the longest wait to get in. Perhaps the 2nd longest, after kmckelvin.
Either way, welcome.