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Col.133t
08-09-2013, 08:28 PM
Because, I see Grr as an evolutionary clan; a clan that evolves, changes. I am privy to that experience first hand! First it comes with the posting and disappearances of threads (this would be my third). Then comes the change, or evolutionary upgrade, of something inside of me, that goes goes: "OK! NO MORE FUCKING DRAMA!" as I wonder where my posts have gone without losing my pacifier in the homepage chat, crying for someone to wipe my ass and feel sorry for me.

I AM RazerOH! and I want to join your clan. I think you guys are an AWESOME bunch of people and the vibe essence is delicious. I wanna eat it like chocolate cake and have it smeared on the sides of my mouth as I relish in shooting my pewpew while laughing at the most fucked up shit I've ever read in my lifetime in the form of a clan report and blog postings, knowing that I had something to do with it; knowing that I CONTRIBUTED somehow to some high Grr outcome.

Yeah. Awesomeness.

RussianElite.
08-09-2013, 09:03 PM
=BFB=Razer0?

Col.133t
08-09-2013, 09:29 PM
=BFB=Razer0?

Aweh! A little angel from Russia flapped in his wings!

howzit guy :) Yeah it's me. Sup ?

RussianElite.
08-09-2013, 09:48 PM
Razer you skanky turd sandwhich!!! Welcome man, fukken brilliant to see an old BF1942 face.. You've chosen the right clan. Guys gonna ask you weird questions and based on how you answer you may find yourself wearing these prestige tags :P First off, how you been? Where you been? When last did you hear from Porky? Dingbat? Is Chuckywoodybumblespring still alive?

Col.133t
08-09-2013, 11:50 PM
Razer you skanky turd sandwhich!!! Welcome man, fukken brilliant to see an old BF1942 face.. You've chosen the right clan. Guys gonna ask you weird questions and based on how you answer you may find yourself wearing these prestige tags :P First off, how you been? Where you been? When last did you hear from Porky? Dingbat? Is Chuckywoodybumblespring still alive?

Hella fello! You were one of my favourites from 1942 to be honest, next to.. whatshisface.. Herzeleid. Ermm ya, anyway.

OK! Hmm, dude I've been wondering about the bumblewoodyspring family. I perv and appreciate every now and then at his youngest daughter. Why do I feel ashamed about this? Meh, oh and dingy, yeah I wonder about him too. I havn't seen most if any of them around really, I've seen old BFB players on the server under new tags.. I've thought of days gone past of clan matches and how fun it was playing with the chaotic PUMPKINHEAD. Borderboetie. GRUESOME!!! etc. :)

Porky I have on skype, we don't chat much. Papercut I wish I knew where he was. Best pilot alongside Dr3amer. Ahhh how times have changed. I realized people come and go in our lives. I also know I wont be here forever, in the Grr clan. But I sure damn wanna make the most of it!

I've been indulging most lately in BF3, a bit of quakelive, too much time in bubble epic on facebook (fark!), aaaand dota 2.

But I get this email from Do Gaming League and it brings back memories and I wanna relive them and stuffs, and I've been playing thick BF3 lately, and Grr feels like a serious commitment that I can make. Serious stuff, really, it is! And really, I am :)


Overall, I've been awesome. And I hope you guys have been too. I see old faces with new names, some of which I met yeaaaaars ago at rage. Yeehaaa! Remember winning that BF1942 comp at rage? I played for BFC - it was meant to be the clan representing South Africa simply choice of community and not because of some trials such and such decided to go through to determine the w1nners. The community chose BFC (I'm going back years now, 2003 ?) as the representing team to, yeah, pretty much represent itself!

It feels like for me today, that some higher authority wishes teams to battle it out to represent this higher authority in gaming and player choosing. I think it's ourselves that should choose each other - by way of vote.

I was reading EGGMAN's top 8 BF2 player list, and top 8 Grr player list - MAN! That is epic! Being honoured so highly to be sent off to zimbabwe or taipei or whatever to kick some int ass by being chosen from the community is awesome.

I don't feel todays choice of player is as awesome, because only a select few with 'THE POWA!' make those choices, when it should be a mass-choice decision, made by a select few people who represent that mass (who've been chosen by that mass) to put into leadership or representasionalship(this is a word now?) for the global oneness (<<-- where did THAT come from??) team. Yeah!


Ok, I don't know what this stuff is called but it is what I have to offer Grr :)

Paul
09-09-2013, 06:52 AM
Holy molly you really want to join, 3 application threads. Lets use this one as the "official" application thread.

First question, why did you change your nick from Razer0 to Brooklyn?

Morphza
09-09-2013, 07:37 AM
I also know I wont be here forever, in the Grr clan. But I sure damn wanna make the most of it!
...and Grr feels like a serious commitment that I can make. Serious stuff, really, it is! And really, I am :)


hmm... Which one will it be (commitment, or a space / time filler)?

- What are you looking forward to the most for BF4?

KakHard
09-09-2013, 09:39 AM
Dat guy..... :p

Col.133t
09-09-2013, 04:31 PM
Holy molly you really want to join, 3 application threads. Lets use this one as the "official" application thread.

First question, why did you change your nick from Razer0 to Brooklyn?

Hi Paul

It's going to change again to Col.133t. I'm trying out all these new identities lol - call me schitzoid?
Brooklyn was decided last week by a battlefield player called Leprechaun: clan leader of the (Garg)'s; friend of mine that lives nearby - We decided to live up to (Garg)oyle and rename all of our nicknames to the names of the cartoon Gargoyles. I was assigned Brooklyn and went along with it :) He is now Bronx-ZA. There are a few others.. keep an eye out - they're awesome fella's.

Col.133t
09-09-2013, 04:34 PM
hmm... Which one will it be (commitment, or a space / time filler)?

- What are you looking forward to the most for BF4?

Both. The latter I would like to fill it with fun and joy and laughter. Seeeeriaaaas.

I'm looking forward for a new game to play, nevermind that it's going to a be a late next-gen successor to my fav game of all time! Bf1942!

NoMaD
09-09-2013, 04:54 PM
Well I be damned... Razer you sneaky fella! Ah i remember the good old days in BFB... I cant remember if your name was Sean or if that was dingbat..

So now time for my questions....

Green or clean?
Beer or spirits?
Top Douche bag, Paul or Russian?
How many Battlefield squad mumble channels do we have?
Arcade or simulation?
When Phatso commentates on BF3 competitive games, what kills does he get most excited about?
Why does Dragon have an accent?
Who is a father to be in the clan?
Can Russian push buttons?
What happens when Dryman drives into rocks in ARMA3?

That is all

Megageth
09-09-2013, 06:52 PM
Ray-Zero!

I remember you owning on that ridge below TV on Sharqi with the M16 and thinking "this man can shoot".

No questions, for now.

Col.133t
09-09-2013, 08:20 PM
Well I be damned... Razer you sneaky fella! Ah i remember the good old days in BFB... I cant remember if your name was Sean or if that was dingbat..

So now time for my questions....

Green or clean?
Beer or spirits?
Top Douche bag, Paul or Russian?
How many Battlefield squad mumble channels do we have?
Arcade or simulation?
When Phatso commentates on BF3 competitive games, what kills does he get most excited about?
Why does Dragon have an accent?
Who is a father to be in the clan?
Can Russian push buttons?
What happens when Dryman drives into rocks in ARMA3?

That is all

NoMaD :) Good to see you! I always ponder when I see a nomad playing on the server if it's you or not. Sheesh bro, clannie flashbacks happening all over again. Shot :thumbsup:

-I used to do the greens, now I'm clean. hahaha (talking about weed, right?)
-neither
-not sure if that's a question or a statement :tongue: :D
-I'm guessing you have 2 squads per clan match of 8 a side. 2 battlefield channels ? lol
-eish. sexual fantasy. How about stimulation?
-if there's a T-bag involved, you can be assured Phatso is getting excited..
-he plays too much skyrim? something about an arrow in his knee
-s3xy-j0nny.
-yes BUT! and this is an important but.. but only if there is a 2l coke next to his keyboard. If there isn't, he's not at his keyboard.
-lol. whiplash.

RussianElite.
10-09-2013, 12:04 AM
LOL, I'm trying to tone down on the Coke :/ Damn you it's sooo hard!

TygerBS
10-09-2013, 10:43 AM
Razor!!

What a noob!

Welcome dude. Long time no tube :p

1. What brings you out the wood work?
2. Where is porky?
3. How far is a light year?

Col.133t
10-09-2013, 05:59 PM
Razor!!

What a noob!

Welcome dude. Long time no tube :p

1. What brings you out the wood work?
2. Where is porky?
3. How far is a light year?

w0rd dawg :D

1 - little miss red riding hood. I had enough of the big bad wolf wanting to eat her up :)
2 - on skype LOL. no I dunno
3 - it depends on the width of sound and the expansion contraction rates of a mother giving birth. tough questions! sheesh!

Skouperd
10-09-2013, 10:37 PM
My questions:

1. Please post a picture of your current gaming rig's insides. Some of us have ocd.
2. You sounded interested in my question I've asked eggy on the number of possible images that could be displayed on a resolution of 600x800 using 256 colours. That was easy calculation. Can you calculate the number of images possible on an hd monitor with a resolution of 1920x1080 using 24bit colours. I am sure with a little modification you could calculate the above in excel.
3. Explain all the emotions you experienced in the time between your mind saying, "aah q2 is not that difficult, i can do it" to the eventual answer of "WTF Dude!"
4. On a more serious note, tell me about yourself in terms of family, work, age, location etc.

Col.133t
11-09-2013, 08:26 PM
My questions:

1. Please post a picture of your current gaming rig's insides. Some of us have ocd.
2. You sounded interested in my question I've asked eggy on the number of possible images that could be displayed on a resolution of 600x800 using 256 colours. That was easy calculation. Can you calculate the number of images possible on an hd monitor with a resolution of 1920x1080 using 24bit colours. I am sure with a little modification you could calculate the above in excel.
3. Explain all the emotions you experienced in the time between your mind saying, "aah q2 is not that difficult, i can do it" to the eventual answer of "WTF Dude!"
4. On a more serious note, tell me about yourself in terms of family, work, age, location etc.


1- Alriiiiight ocd guy:
http://imgur.com/VeVj7HX

2- Erm, I think I would see only one image - the one on my screen. lol, of course we're assuming the hd monitor is turned on and being made use of. Call me smartypants LOL. I prefer smarties though, in my pants :P

3- dude I'm feeling confused now coz I think you're talking about quake 2 (q2?). Ammiright?

4- Ohhh getting personal :)
My names Jacques Francois Retief. My main language is English. I live in Durbs with mom, dad, brother and his wife. Age is 29 and right now unemployed in this world that strives for Bigger, Better, More. It is MY responsibility alone with what I do and be and have in my life, and right now I'm just pure lazy to work... I prefer to meditate, sleep, workout and read at home while I tie up the loose ends so that I can 'get going and get working'. This is my main though drive. Ultimately I want to live in Fishhoek in Cape Town, number 39 Peak rd and become a detective to seek out and remove high levels of organized crime.

What the later looks like in its finer detail, begins with me moving to plett. Shit. I just realized. If I ever do that, I wont be active with the clan anymore....

Damn

BigBadBarts
12-09-2013, 07:24 AM
1- Alriiiiight ocd guy:
http://imgur.com/VeVj7HX

2- Erm, I think I would see only one image - the one on my screen. lol, of course we're assuming the hd monitor is turned on and being made use of. Call me smartypants LOL. I prefer smarties though, in my pants :P

3- dude I'm feeling confused now coz I think you're talking about quake 2 (q2?). Ammiright?

4- Ohhh getting personal :)
My names Jacques Francois Retief. My main language is English. I live in Durbs with mom, dad, brother and his wife. Age is 29 and right now unemployed in this world that strives for Bigger, Better, More. It is MY responsibility alone with what I do and be and have in my life, and right now I'm just pure lazy to work... I prefer to meditate, sleep, workout and read at home while I tie up the loose ends so that I can 'get going and get working'. This is my main though drive. Ultimately I want to live in Fishhoek in Cape Town, number 39 Peak rd and become a detective to seek out and remove high levels of organized crime.

What the later looks like in its finer detail, begins with me moving to plett. Shit. I just realized. If I ever do that, I wont be active with the clan anymore....

Damn

Col.133t/Razer/Brooklyn...I think Skouperd was refering to q2 as question 2, not Quake 2 bud. I wont lie I dont even understand the question too myself but just wanted to point out what q3 was about.

While we are getting personal though bud, you say you're 29 and live at home with your folks, brother and sister-in-law and you're jobless? Are you qualified in anything, well besides clearing destroying noobs and others in Battlefield? If you're lazy to work, where do you get money?

Anyway, enough personal shit...lets give you a question...ummmm, right movie quote time:

If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.

Name the actor and character of the quote and what the name of the movie was in the States and then in Europe, while explaining why they had different names across the pond?

Col.133t
12-09-2013, 11:15 AM
Col.133t/Razer/Brooklyn...I think Skouperd was refering to q2 as question 2, not Quake 2 bud. I wont lie I dont even understand the question too myself but just wanted to point out what q3 was about.

While we are getting personal though bud, you say you're 29 and live at home with your folks, brother and sister-in-law and you're jobless? Are you qualified in anything, well besides clearing destroying noobs and others in Battlefield? If you're lazy to work, where do you get money?

Anyway, enough personal shit...lets give you a question...ummmm, right movie quote time:

If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.

Name the actor and character of the quote and what the name of the movie was in the States and then in Europe, while explaining why they had different names across the pond?

Ahh beauty! Thank you for that clarification on q2!

I shall answer it to what it was intended then:

Skouperd, I felt alivened, excited, willing, happy that I was given something new to stimulate my mind with. And then the emotion that spoke: this means nothing. Erm. Ummm. Having difficulty... trying.. to.. express myself. Become.. too.. automated :P


Bigbarbarts, first off, before I get to your q's (quakes? LOL), I really dig your bartman with claws comin' out his hands! hahahah! That shit is whack :) I commend whoever was involved in the creation of that :) Epic!

Right, so, of the many things I am and have been, qualified electrician was one of them. I have/had my own cc and was living quite comfortably off the money I was making through that venture/avenue to suit my needs, which, to be honest, were not that demanding. Consider that I've lived as a monk and I am very humble with few things of life. Yes, I also like Bigger, Better, More at times yet at those times I become a bit lost in the world and I tend to forget myself. It's important for me to remember; and WHAT I'm remembering becomes of dire importance. If remembering to wipe my ass and feed my face and keep clean is the most important thing I'm doing with myself right now, then its time to change - because, like my electrical work that I had been doing since.. hummmmmmm, I was 23/24, I feel quite unfulfilled, while also receiving a certain level of fulfilled feeling from the comforts of body getting what its needed. Yeah. Consider that I am blessed to have my most basic needs provided for (unlike, I would estimate, 60% of the rest of the population of the world) and have a fair number of opportunities to advance further. So it's up to me what to make of my life while holding a balance and getting it all together to work and be happy throughout all of it.

Shap, ne!

Sheesh you put quite a number on me, bro! :P I have no idea what that movie is. Ahhh I shall seek the wise and useful council of... dum dum dum... Google!

Brb

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OK! She google says:
...
OH WOW! Robin Tunney is in it! Sheesh, how's that cast? Brendan Fraser. Sean Astin. The chick from Charmed - what a pretty lady! I recognize Pauly Shore from somewhere... I'm getting the movie. I'll answer the first part of your question after I've watched it :)

Encino man and California man! Deeper into [the mouth] Europe of the likes of Austria, Switzerland and Germany, its called Steinzeit Junior.

My most immediate guess is because Europe has a tendancy toward the word 'Encino' because it sounds like its from Mexico. So to make it less confusing and, weirdly enough, simple, they converted it to 'California'. Everyone in Britain knows California, right? *WTF is Encino? Fuck that I'm not watching that!*

I guess that's the kinda attitude that was avoided by changing the name.

Yeah what do you think? Why is the name different? And what implications did it create?

RussianElite.
12-09-2013, 11:29 AM
With what nick are you going forward? Don't you think it's best to stay with a nick you are known for? RussianElite sounds lame coz I chose it when I was very young. But everybody know's me and my background by that nick..

Irish_Luck28
12-09-2013, 11:59 AM
Col/Razer, howsit going? Nice to see the application.
1. Do you enjoy cricket? If so, what are your thoughts on the whole December India tour? Who are the idiots, CSA or those Indian bastards across the ocean.
2. Agile or Waterfall, and why?

BigBadBarts
12-09-2013, 12:07 PM
Ahh beauty! Thank you for that clarification on q2!

I shall answer it to what it was intended then:

Skouperd, I felt alivened, excited, willing, happy that I was given something new to stimulate my mind with. And then the emotion that spoke: this means nothing. Erm. Ummm. Having difficulty... trying.. to.. express myself. Become.. too.. automated :P


Bigbarbarts, first off, before I get to your q's (quakes? LOL), I really dig your bartman with claws comin' out his hands! hahahah! That shit is whack :) I commend whoever was involved in the creation of that :) Epic!

Right, so, of the many things I am and have been, qualified electrician was one of them. I have/had my own cc and was living quite comfortably off the money I was making through that venture/avenue to suit my needs, which, to be honest, were not that demanding. Consider that I've lived as a monk and I am very humble with few things of life. Yes, I also like Bigger, Better, More at times yet at those times I become a bit lost in the world and I tend to forget myself. It's important for me to remember; and WHAT I'm remembering becomes of dire importance. If remembering to wipe my ass and feed my face and keep clean is the most important thing I'm doing with myself right now, then its time to change - because, like my electrical work that I had been doing since.. hummmmmmm, I was 23/24, I feel quite unfulfilled, while also receiving a certain level of fulfilled feeling from the comforts of body getting what its needed. Yeah. Consider that I am blessed to have my most basic needs provided for (unlike, I would estimate, 60% of the rest of the population of the world) and have a fair number of opportunities to advance further. So it's up to me what to make of my life while holding a balance and getting it all together to work and be happy throughout all of it.

Shap, ne!

Sheesh you put quite a number on me, bro! :P I have no idea what that movie is. Ahhh I shall seek the wise and useful council of... dum dum dum... Google!

Brb

...
..
.

OK! She google says:
...
OH WOW! Robin Tunney is in it! Sheesh, how's that cast? Brendan Fraser. Sean Astin. The chick from Charmed - what a pretty lady! I recognize Pauly Shore from somewhere... I'm getting the movie. I'll answer the first part of your question after I've watched it :)

Encino man and California man! Deeper into [the mouth] Europe of the likes of Austria, Switzerland and Germany, its called Steinzeit Junior.

My most immediate guess is because Europe has a tendancy toward the word 'Encino' because it sounds like its from Mexico. So to make it less confusing and, weirdly enough, simple, they converted it to 'California'. Everyone in Britain knows California, right? *WTF is Encino? Fuck that I'm not watching that!*

I guess that's the kinda attitude that was avoided by changing the name.

Yeah what do you think? Why is the name different? And what implications did it create?

Nice research work on the movie, your answers were spot on although you don't say who the quote was by, so I'll put out of your misery, it was Stoney (character) and he was played by Pauly Shore. I know it as California Man while my kids love it as "Daddy, please can we watch the cave man movie.." Anyway, its a childhood favourite of mine, just like License to Drive was with a beautiful young Heather Graham, playing a hot blonde called Mercedes and cast with the Corey's (Haim & Feldman).

Anyway, I digress once again as I do with movies. You were spot on with your guess...no-one in Europe knows Encino is a suburb in LA which is as you know in Cali, hence California Man, nice work.

The only reason I asked about the personal stuff, graft and money was because you say initially its "MY responsibility" so I was eager to see how you were providing a roof, food, water, clothes and I guess fuel not to mention internet services without a job cos lets be honest, nothing for nothing in this world?

So are we going to see you on Mumble and getting involved in a few games with us over the next couple of weeks? This is not to test your skills I can imagine as it would seem you have a reputation amongst the troops here already, but more to get to know you and chat and laugh, swear and tell dirty jokes about Irish_Luck's Mom?

Once again, nice work on the answers...chat soon.

Col.133t
12-09-2013, 02:09 PM
With what nick are you going forward? Don't you think it's best to stay with a nick you are known for? RussianElite sounds lame coz I chose it when I was very young. But everybody know's me and my background by that nick..

This is actually a very serious question for me - it's like asking who do I want to be in the world. I will go with Col.133t. I feel like I'm part of an elite soul group that will bring forth light and truth into this world :P And since I was a kid I've always liked the rank Col. I have a different idea about it than being some high ranking officer of an army. Anyway save that for later :)

Thanks for the mumble "private message" hahahaha. I got to talk with dryman and omnomnomnomnomnomnom

Col.133t
12-09-2013, 02:48 PM
Col/Razer, howsit going? Nice to see the application.
1. Do you enjoy cricket? If so, what are your thoughts on the whole December India tour? Who are the idiots, CSA or those Indian bastards across the ocean.
2. Agile or Waterfall, and why?

Yes, I do :)
Aiii bru. One country wants one thing and the other country wants another. From what I've quickly gathered, India want less games: 5 down from 12. There's only so much cricket I can watch before I start droning out and dribbling from the mouth :P

I say come to a middle ground where both can agree on - play 8 or 9 games, or find another country to commandeer excellent sportsmanship with! Windies, NZ, England! Auzie. If India will accept ONLY 5, then we can find someone else to play. Not sure if whoever is in charge of this is wanting to see our country represent in awesome games of cricket or trying to see how much wealth they can accumulate. Maybe both ?

What do you say?

Just too many idiots around who cant come to some mutual agreement? lol. It reminds me of labour strikes and companies only offering 6.5% increase when they have little risk in exploiting impoverished labour forces to do their dirty work, so they can turn their golden taps in the morning and clean their ass with money notes. Well, not really but you know what I mean... I hope :D

For me it's all about equal opportunity. Have the CSA asked what the PLAYERS want? Since they're the ones swinging bat and ball...

2 - Waterfall looks reliable and solid, kind of like the guarantee or expectation orrrrr, hummmm, comfort in the reliability that the Earth will revolve around the Sun. Or that the galaxy is turning. Its happening now, its been happening for billionssssss of years. Waterfall has its advantages, but how creatively spontaneous is it?

Agile... Hmmm. If it had a solid, core, unifying principle - across the board, I would go for Agile. But for the moment it seems like its a way of headless chickens trying to peck at seeds on the ground to feed themselves. lol.

My limited knowledge :wank:

Skouperd
17-09-2013, 10:44 AM
2- Erm, I think I would see only one image - the one on my screen. lol, of course we're assuming the hd monitor is turned on and being made use of. Call me smartypants LOL. I prefer smarties though, in my pants :P


This is a kak answer to say the least. The very minimum you could have done is at least give it some thought.

The correct answer to calculate the number of images possible to display on a HD monitor, using 24 bit colour, and a resolution of 1920x1080 is as follows:

The number is 14,981,180 digits long
It starts with: 15,004,169,226....
And ends with: ....507,590,876,198,799

The number has the following digits in it:
The number 0 appears: 1,499,031
The number 1 appears: 1,498,537
The number 2 appears: 1,496,000
The number 3 appears: 1,499,286
The number 4 appears: 1,497,565
The number 5 appears: 1,499,102
The number 6 appears: 1,499,263
The number 7 appears: 1,497,776
The number 8 appears: 1,497,383
The number 9 appears: 1,497,237

and that's how you answer a math question.

Since you've obviously did not put any effort into my questions, I'll ask you something else which I think may be more up your ally. You mentioned that you don't have a work, and then explained in detail various reasons for it. My brother in law is very similar in that he is also a very smart guy, but just have this "no-care" attitude and given his lack of moral values, have no problem whatsoever to become a parasite and feast on his parents and the rest of his family. Since it is family, it is very difficult to turn your back on him.

My experiance with GRRR is that is it very much a family. If somebody have a problem, no matter what kind of problem, the rest of the clan will do their best to assist that family member no matter what inconvenience it means to them personally. I have seen the clan replacing people's computers, and seen people being comforted during emotional troubled times. My concern that I have is not so much that you don't have a job, but that you are contend with the situation and from what I've seen, makes very little attempt to enhance the situation. This to me is an indication of how seriously you take your responsibilities within your family, GRRR is a family.

So, before I cast my vote, please elaborate what in your mind you be able to contribute to this really awesome family called GRRR.


Ps, I am not picking on you just because you don't have a job, make no mistake, I fully understand the difficulty of somebody in your age bracket securing a job especially if that person cannot demonstrate an unbroken employment track record.

Stu
17-09-2013, 11:07 AM
Question:

1. How much wood can a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood at 2.15kg per second for 30 minutes.
2. Name the man made object that has traveled the furthest in space.

RussianElite.
17-09-2013, 11:07 AM
Raz you turd! Where you at? Come join us on mumble :P

Skouperd
17-09-2013, 11:13 AM
Question:
2. Name the man made object that has traveled the furthest in space.

Dragonnes fart?

KakHard
17-09-2013, 11:13 AM
Jacques...

1. kan jy hom praat die Afrikaans?
2. gaan jy hom praat die Afrikaans?
3. hoekom jy nie kom na Mumble nie?

Phatso
17-09-2013, 11:25 AM
Raz you turd! Where you at? Come join us on mumble :P

Indeed. This is a critical part of the application process razeroh.

Col.133t
17-09-2013, 02:17 PM
This is a kak answer to say the least. The very minimum you could have done is at least give it some thought.

The correct answer to calculate the number of images possible to display on a HD monitor, using 24 bit colour, and a resolution of 1920x1080 is as follows:

The number is 14,981,180 digits long
It starts with: 15,004,169,226....
And ends with: ....507,590,876,198,799

The number has the following digits in it:
The number 0 appears: 1,499,031
The number 1 appears: 1,498,537
The number 2 appears: 1,496,000
The number 3 appears: 1,499,286
The number 4 appears: 1,497,565
The number 5 appears: 1,499,102
The number 6 appears: 1,499,263
The number 7 appears: 1,497,776
The number 8 appears: 1,497,383
The number 9 appears: 1,497,237

and that's how you answer a math question.

Since you've obviously did not put any effort into my questions, I'll ask you something else which I think may be more up your ally. You mentioned that you don't have a work, and then explained in detail various reasons for it. My brother in law is very similar in that he is also a very smart guy, but just have this "no-care" attitude and given his lack of moral values, have no problem whatsoever to become a parasite and feast on his parents and the rest of his family. Since it is family, it is very difficult to turn your back on him.

My experiance with GRRR is that is it very much a family. If somebody have a problem, no matter what kind of problem, the rest of the clan will do their best to assist that family member no matter what inconvenience it means to them personally. I have seen the clan replacing people's computers, and seen people being comforted during emotional troubled times. My concern that I have is not so much that you don't have a job, but that you are contend with the situation and from what I've seen, makes very little attempt to enhance the situation. This to me is an indication of how seriously you take your responsibilities within your family, GRRR is a family.

So, before I cast my vote, please elaborate what in your mind you be able to contribute to this really awesome family called GRRR.


Ps, I am not picking on you just because you don't have a job, make no mistake, I fully understand the difficulty of somebody in your age bracket securing a job especially if that person cannot demonstrate an unbroken employment track record.

Look. I'm going to be honest with you about the maths proposition. I did not want to calculate it because I decided that it would be meaningless to do so.

Sure, I could have gone to wikipedia and quoted "True color supports 24-bit for three RGB colors." "Usually, true color is defined to mean at least 256 shades of red, green, and blue, for a total of at least 16,777,216 color variations." and I would have assumed that the way to calculate the answer would have been 16 777 216 colours per pixel x the amount of pixels, which would equate to that 16million number x 1920 x 1080, and then get an answer.

Your answer is 14,981,180 digits long. My answer is 14 digits long. Who's is correct is up to anyone's true desire to know the 'real' answer.

But I didn't. I chose to try and be funny, practical and plain - think outside the box. That's just how I am. Take me as I am or don't. I gave you an answer. I'm so sick and tired of needing to prove myself to everybody. Who am I doing it for anyway? Myself, or everyone else? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE?

We're so caught up in appropriate behaviour in this world, and when it comes to begin telling the truth about it, people get serious or funny and blow it off. Like it means nothing. Right now, nothing means more to me than the truth. And I don't mean the truth as in what I think is real, but the truth that is.

Right now there's a blue t-shirt on my body. That's the truth. It's not my belief, but my beliefs caused it to happen. There's a contradiction for you to wrap your mind around. If you will. What comes first? The belief or the experience?

I gave your question an answer. It's the kind of answer a child would give.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/03/article-2354478-1AA25C70000005DC-788_634x286.jpg

What can I contribute to the Grrr family?

Let's start with another human being, with so many unexplored facets of the mind, unhidden talents, no-single same life story as anyone else in the world, mysteries of being yet to be discovered, or remembered...

Basically my presence. You have my presence to add to the Grrr family. And I am worthy.

Col.133t
17-09-2013, 05:44 PM
Raz you turd! Where you at? Come join us on mumble :P

Hauw fellow. When you shoppeeng at spar for coke 2l, I'm on mumble. BEEEEG group (so far) was on Sat! All jamming War thunder. Keef game! do you play?

Col.133t
17-09-2013, 05:46 PM
Jacques...

1. kan jy hom praat die Afrikaans?
2. gaan jy hom praat die Afrikaans?
3. hoekom jy nie kom na Mumble nie?

3. To be honest, I'm scared... van 'n U2M. lol
2. Ja ek sal maar jy sal my baie lag, verseker :P
1. Whats Afrikaans?

Col.133t
17-09-2013, 05:48 PM
Question:

1. How much wood can a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood at 2.15kg per second for 30 minutes.
2. Name the man made object that has traveled the furthest in space.

1. Depends how much a woodpen can handle a filopagus in his trident.. O_o
2. lol. the star trek enterprise! I knew that one! I watch much of it when I was little.

Dont take me seriously on that one :P

xU2Mx
17-09-2013, 08:17 PM
3. To be honest, I'm scared... van 'n U2M. lol


"Im fascinated"

Col.133t
17-09-2013, 09:10 PM
"Im fascinated"

I'm flabbergas... ahhh fukkit.

Haai Oom!

J_Th4ng
18-09-2013, 07:27 AM
Hiya Razer0, long time no see.

Quick question, what's the history between you and U2M? Mark is a friend of the clan, often helps out when needed for clannies, and hangs out a lot with us in mumble. Is there bad blood between the two of you, and if so would it influence your application?

Skouperd
18-09-2013, 03:44 PM
That's the truth. It's not my belief, but my beliefs caused it to happen. There's a contradiction for you to wrap your mind around. If you will. What comes first? The belief or the experience?

WTF are you smoking dude?

Col.133t
18-09-2013, 05:06 PM
WTF are you smoking dude?

This kinda 'you are crazy, we'll burn you at the stake for speaking your mind' has been going on for thousands of years. Ask Plato.

I used to smoke. Good shit, bad shit, average shit. Now I dont smoke any shit :P
And loving it.

Col.133t
18-09-2013, 05:13 PM
Hiya Razer0, long time no see.

Quick question, what's the history between you and U2M? Mark is a friend of the clan, often helps out when needed for clannies, and hangs out a lot with us in mumble. Is there bad blood between the two of you, and if so would it influence your application?

Hi Dragonne. All good http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/KillaLopez/bth_Facebook_Like_thumbs_up_small.png

We're ex-BFB clan mates! Yeah I'm not sure.. he's just a big, loud scary guy. Too intimidating for me. No bad blood though.

It won't influence my decision, because it is not longer valid. I withdraw my application.

Thanks for all involved. See ya on the server http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/KillaLopez/bth_Facebook_Like_thumbs_up_small.png

RussianElite.
18-09-2013, 05:50 PM
Hi Dragonne. All good http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/KillaLopez/bth_Facebook_Like_thumbs_up_small.png

We're ex-BFB clan mates! Yeah I'm not sure.. he's just a big, loud scary guy. Too intimidating for me. No bad blood though.

It won't influence my decision, because it is not longer valid. I withdraw my application.

Thanks for all involved. See ya on the server http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/KillaLopez/bth_Facebook_Like_thumbs_up_small.png

Aww.. why Raz? I'm sure you'd fit right in :/

TygerBS
18-09-2013, 06:59 PM
Hi Dragonne. All good http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/KillaLopez/bth_Facebook_Like_thumbs_up_small.png

We're ex-BFB clan mates! Yeah I'm not sure.. he's just a big, loud scary guy. Too intimidating for me. No bad blood though.

It won't influence my decision, because it is not longer valid. I withdraw my application.

Thanks for all involved. See ya on the server http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/KillaLopez/bth_Facebook_Like_thumbs_up_small.png

Lol What?

Thor_23
18-09-2013, 08:32 PM
Hi Dragonne. All good http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/KillaLopez/bth_Facebook_Like_thumbs_up_small.png

We're ex-BFB clan mates! Yeah I'm not sure.. he's just a big, loud scary guy. Too intimidating for me. No bad blood though.

It won't influence my decision, because it is not longer valid. I withdraw my application.

Thanks for all involved. See ya on the server http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/KillaLopez/bth_Facebook_Like_thumbs_up_small.png

that was rather abrupt......

Col.133t
18-09-2013, 08:37 PM
haha nah just changing my mind about who I wanna be. And I dont wanna be it anymore. Much bro love. fo sho!

KakHard
19-09-2013, 12:37 AM
Ja nee.