Ek soek hom die djop. (again) Haha.

[KakHard]

Gief it noaww.

So I guess being one of the oldest forum members and BF series rivals and ex-teammate doesn't get me off the hook from opening a thread here. :o
I've tried the BzGay thing and found it not to my liking. Much more fun hanging with you guys and gals.

I can like to become a full-blown Grrr member now. (That is not an invite though Russel, jy kan jou eie blaas-instrumente vind)


Hos ma se kinnes.

[RussianElite.]

Woo woo. Ok, noem jou BF2 dream team. Let op "BF2" Jy kan 8 kies..

[Stu]

^ ^ you may NOT choose Russian.

[RussianElite.]

^^ Warra dick

[J_Th4ng]

^ ^ you may NOT choose Russian.

Who in their right mind would choose Russian? You should've left that open, at least then we'd have known if Eggy was totally insane!!

Dante, some questions:

1. Why grrr? Is BOC completely over now?
2. Who's your favourite ex boccie - Phatso or Russian? Please substantiate
3. Name the most high profile hacker that you caught in BF2
4. You keen to compete, or just for the lols?
5. What other games are you jamming other than BF?

[s3xy_j0nny]

Dantéééé!

Q1: Y u take so long to apply?!
Q2: Y u no res me olla time?!
Q3: If you could choose a super power, what would it be?
Q4: What is the funniest Afrikaans joke you've heard?
Q5: What is the best BF3 map ad why?
Q6: You are going to be stuck in a cell with Paul for 48 hours; you are allowed to bring 5 items with you, other than the clothes you are wearing; what 5 things would you take?
Q7: You draw the short straw at the grrr braai and are made responsible for the welfare of the founding fathers; who are they, and what is the most important precautionary measure you should take?
Q8: List 5 reasons why one should not fuck with Stu.
Q9: List 5 important facts about Morph.
Q10: How many teeth does BigBadBarts have?
Q11: Write a short poem about Dryman.

[Phatso]

Approved. But lemme test you still.

1. What can you bring to [grrr]?
2. Why only now?
3. BF4 - the next big thing or same old same old? Substantiate.
4. Your current PC specs (for drooling purposes)
5. DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

[TygerBS]

Aag nie ons wil nie a fokken eier he nie!

hahaha

Who was the worst BF2 admin?
Do you miss prone left click from bf2?
What is your theory on why Paul is such a duche?
How much free hardware will supply the clan? (Specifically me?)

[KakHard]

Woo woo. Ok, noem jou BF2 dream team. Let op "BF2" Jy kan 8 kies..

1. Rd_The_Dog
2. Cene
3. 21Alpha
4. Vermaak
5. TygerQB
6. Snake182
7. Phatso
8. Enigma_Shifty



That would've covered all the bases.

[KakHard]

1. Why grrr? Is BOC completely over now?
2. Who's your favourite ex boccie - Phatso or Russian? Please substantiate
3. Name the most high profile hacker that you caught in BF2
4. You keen to compete, or just for the lols?
5. What other games are you jamming other than BF?

1. You are a chilled and very like-minded bunch of fools. BOC I have not heard of in months.
2. Russian, purely because he never forgets nor wants to forget the good 'ol days.
3. *Consults his BAN folder* PERIGO_DANGER - GUID - 2a71ef3d7bda330f58ac235f81e7ec64 (Self-proclaimed hacker hunter)
4. Sometimes the two go hand in hand. I'm happy with either of the two.
5. I mainly play the BF series purely because of the community feel. But I dabble in Firefall, Crysis, whatever is played at OC.


Some more on BOC :
I don't even know if they are playing anything at the moment.
The only posts on the site are the odd Birthday wish and those are from me.
Some have emigrated, others got married, others left PC's behind.
I doubt it will ever make a comeback. I wear my BOC clothing with pride though.
Who would have thought killing Russian with a littlebird in 2005 would make me the 3rd member of BOC. Keke.

But with that... RIP BOC.

[RussianElite.]

Some more on BOC :
I don't even know if they are playing anything at the moment.
The only posts on the site are the odd Birthday wish and those are from me.
Some have emigrated, others got married, others left PC's behind.
I doubt it will ever make a comeback. I wear my BOC clothing with pride though.
Who would have thought killing Russian with a littlebird in 2005 would make me the 3rd member of BOC. Keke.

But with that... RIP BOC. *sniff* The end of an era :(

[BadA$$jack]

Whaaat you finally woken up???

Wat het verkeer gegaan by BZK

1. Are you going to change your nick or remain the "eierman"
2. Will this mean that you out of BAWS aswell?
3. Are you part of any other clan that don't know of ( you have many smurf account)
4. Does this mean that you going to come to rAge ? (this year)
5. and now for the truth and nothing but the truth...... does those BZK fucker hack (run macro's) ???

[Stu]

biased opinion but it will pass!

Questions:
Boerie or Biltong?
Chicken or Beef?
Pepsi or Coke?
What is one of the most memorable moments with grrrbians?

[Morphza]

1. Rd_The_Dog
2. Cene
3. 21Alpha
4. Vermaak
5. TygerQB
6. Snake182
7. Phatso
8. Enigma_Shifty


Again... This time you are limited to only current GRRRbians?

[Paul]

You need to write one word and one word only. Depending on that word you get a yay or nay from me

[Megageth]

You have 1 day left to live. What would you get up to? Include a description of your last 3 meals and anyone you would shag.

[KakHard]

Q1: Y u take so long to apply?!
Q2: Y u no res me olla time?!
Q3: If you could choose a super power, what would it be?
Q4: What is the funniest Afrikaans joke you've heard?
Q5: What is the best BF3 map ad why?
Q6: You are going to be stuck in a cell with Paul for 48 hours; you are allowed to bring 5 items with you, other than the clothes you are wearing; what 5 things would you take?
Q7: You draw the short straw at the grrr braai and are made responsible for the welfare of the founding fathers; who are they, and what is the most important precautionary measure you should take?
Q8: List 5 reasons why one should not fuck with Stu.
Q9: List 5 important facts about Morph.
Q10: How many teeth does BigBadBarts have?
Q11: Write a short poem about Dryman.

1. I was waiting on my BVD application to fail... (Just kidding, they rubbish)
2. Can't res you when I'm dead... from YOU not ressing ME.
3. I would have to say USA.
4. A parrot on a perch is sitting in front of a pet store in Mitchell’s Plain.
A woman walks by.

The parrot says to her:

“Hey lady, djy’s kak lelik.”

The woman is furious! She storms past the store to her work
On the way home she sees the same parrot and it says to her again:

“Hey lady, djy’s kak lelik.” upsetting her again.

The next day the same parrot again says to her:

“Hey lady, djy’s kak lelik.”

The woman furiously went into the store and said that she would sue the store and have the bird killed.

The store manager promised he would see to it that the Parrot would not be so rude again.

When the woman walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her:

“Hey lady!”

She paused and said:

“Yes?”

The bird said:


“Djy wiet MOS!”

5. Damavand Peak RUSH - I love pushing their shit in and then base-jumping!
6. A shit load of bananas for him to eat.
A gimp suit, so he feels at ease in his own clothing
A BF3 server looping Bazaar 24/7 with 1000 tickets (I hear he loves that one)
2 x PC's with manhattan mice so he can't run his dirty macros
7. Sletterige Jannie and Megadeth. You guys survived this long, no precautions needed.
8. He's a ninja.
I'm not a butterfly.
He likes little boys.
He's pretty boney, don't want to hurt my fists hitting him
And last but not least... he R blue belt.
9.1 - He gets called "Mof" or "Moffie" online....if not, he will be now.
2 - he used to be a dirty hacker in BC2
3 - he used to be a HF clanmember
4 - MG36, nuff said
5 - I think he still hacks in BF3
10. As an ex-bouncer I reckon he would still have all of them. Unless he loves the sugar sweeties...
11. Roses are red
Dryman's hair too

[KakHard]

Approved. But lemme test you still.

1. What can you bring to [grrr]?
2. Why only now?
3. BF4 - the next big thing or same old same old? Substantiate.
4. Your current PC specs (for drooling purposes)
5. DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

1. Skill? Bahaha, just joking. I'm always in a good mood online.
2. I've realised that {BOC} is surely done
3. Same old next big thing. I am not disappoint wiff any BF thus far. (OK, maybe that kak 2142)
4.
MB - ASUS Maximus V Gene
MEM - 16GB DDR3-1600 Corsair Vengeance
CPU - 2500K @ 4.5Ghz
GPU - GTX 690
Screen - Samsung S27A950D 120Hz
Mouse - Razer Lachesis
Mousepad - Razer Scarab
Keyboard - Razer Black Widow Ultimate
Case - Lian-Li V354
PSU - Corsair AX1200
OS/GAME HDD's - 256GB Vector SSD, 240GB Vertex 2 SSD
Storage - 17TB
5. Weights, not so much since my operation in my wrist *cough*. Hitchhikers, No.

[KakHard]

1. Who was the worst BF2 admin?
2. Do you miss prone left click from bf2?
3. What is your theory on why Paul is such a duche?
4. How much free hardware will supply the clan? (Specifically me?)

1. Redroman, hands down
2. My RPK is just rusting away now
3. I think it started after his mom gave him away claiming she just found him in her bed.
4. Anyone need a ball mouse? I have some 128mb dimms lying around as well.

[KakHard]

Wat het verkeer gegaan by BZK

1. Are you going to change your nick or remain the "eierman"
2. Will this mean that you out of BAWS aswell?
3. Are you part of any other clan that don't know of ( you have many smurf account)
4. Does this mean that you going to come to rAge ? (this year)
5. and now for the truth and nothing but the truth...... does those BZK fucker hack (run macro's) ???

1. It will stay the same, EGGMAN since 1982.
2. BAWS is just my social platoon, couple of real-world friends. That will stay as is.
3. I am not, my smurfs have not been approached yet. :P
4. Unfortunately not, I have already told my boss I am going next year though.
5. You know me, If I had any proof/doubts I would tell the world. Only RAGE will tell us about such things.

As for your bonus question, I left because they are a bunch of youngsters that do things different to what I'm used to.
Ek het nie tyd saamgebring vir kak nie. Haha.

[KakHard]

biased opinion but it will pass!

Questions:
Boerie or Biltong?
Chicken or Beef?
Pepsi or Coke?
What is one of the most memorable moments with grrrbians?

Biltong pappa!
Chicken
Coke
For some reason, Kubra Dam just sticks in my head. I don't know why. :P

[KakHard]

Again... This time you are limited to only current GRRRbians?

For BF2 of course.

Phatso
TygerQB
Russian
Sexy_Jannie
Leelo
Badass
Megageth
Kyuubi

[KakHard]

You need to write one word and one word only. Depending on that word you get a yay or nay from me

Panthera

[KakHard]

You have 1 day left to live. What would you get up to? Include a description of your last 3 meals and anyone you would shag.

I would tell a couple of people that they are douche's, seeing that I'm dying anyway. Then race around with my 1969 Escort not caring about the fines.

Meals :
1. Spur cheddamelt schnitzel with double thick milkshake
2. Romans Pizza
3. Flamero's Mega Burger & Chips


Shag - I could think of a few ladies I could persuade to give me a final shag. :P

[Paul]

For BF2 of course.

Phatso
TygerQB
Russian
Sexy_Jannie
Leelo
Badass
Megageth
Kyuubi



What! Whre is my name you good for nothing so and so. I veto this application

[Paul]

Panthera

Incorrect

[Thor_23]

Hey Eggy,

1.Who was in the team when grrr played their first competitive match and against who was it?
2.Assuming you still stay in strand? Do you kite surf? If not please explain?

[Skouperd]

You have 1 day left to live. What would you get up to?

Watch the final season of 24?

[KakHard]

1.Who was in the team when grrr played their first competitive match and against who was it?
2.Assuming you still stay in strand? Do you kite surf? If not please explain?

1. It would have been any of these gents/chimps :
s3xy_j0nny
Megageth
gr@v1ty
leelo0270
Dragonne
Flycatchr
Candidate
Voetsek-Mikey
flufster_wolf
SloDaz

Knowing them, they would have played WrG at some stage at the start, can't recall that far back.

2. I still stay here. I have a parafoil kite, that is about as close as I'll get. I hate swimming in the ocean.

[Skouperd]

Eggy, welcome to the application process… this is going to be fun! My questions:



Explain why the only two professions that ranks lower than that of attorney on the morality scale is that of an accountant and a politician.
Makita, Bosch, Hitachi or DeWalt? What specials can you get Fly and me?
Considering your profession, and since your profession is all experts in Excel, please expose 5 bugs found in Excel (bonus points if you can demonstrate where calculations are incorrect).
Please list 10 games that the people who are actually going to LAN at rAge should play in your absence. Bonus points for TrackMania, and Supreme Commander. Double bonus points if you have the cracked versions for us to take with.
Explain your lame excuse for never inviting Ass and Me to the Cape Town LAN parties…
Explain your even bigger lame excuse for not attending rAge 2013
Since you are the knower of all clans, list the worst and best clans in terms of personality for BF2 and BF3.


Apart from the above, good to see you finally apply.

[Onyx]

Awww, Eggy. Uiteindelik :) Nou kan ek heeltyd aan my gunsteling ontbyt dink...

Ok, net gou-gou:

1. Your 5 best qualities
2. Your 5 worst qualities
3. If you could choose to be a woman (famous/infamous or whoever), who would it be and why?
4. When was the most frightened/scared you have ever been in your life?
5. Your best pick-up line when meeting or wanting to impress a lady.

[Thor_23]

1. It would have been any of these gents/chimps :
s3xy_j0nny
Megageth
gr@v1ty
leelo0270
Dragonne
Flycatchr
Candidate
Voetsek-Mikey
flufster_wolf
SloDaz

Knowing them, they would have played WrG at some stage at the start, can't recall that far back.

2. I still stay here. I have a parafoil kite, that is about as close as I'll get. I hate swimming in the ocean.

Close enough on the name list.
First one was against EC if I am not mistaken.

[Irish_Luck28]

Eggy! Whats up dude.
1. Potato salad- With or without egg? Marmite toast- With or without cheese?
2. If you could finally get your hands on Sonic, what would you do to him?

[Megageth]

First was against EC (Easy Company) and it was easy. 2nd was WrG methinks...

[Skouperd]

Eggy, since I understand that my questions was a bit harsh on you and your profession, I figured I'd give you a way out of them. If you can confirm the following, then you are excused to answer my other questions.

I've asked Kalgat the following question: Assume your screen is capable of 800x600 resolution, and it is capable to display 256 colours, how many images can you display on the screen in total. He cheated by only giving us the formula but did not bother to actually calculate the answer. The formula is 256^(800x600), or 256^480000. Using nothing more than Excel, I've since calculated that number and it is slightly bigger than what the maximum lenght is that I am allowed to post on this forum. If you can confirm if the following number is indeed the accurate answer, you are excused to answer my previous question:

The answer to 256^480,000 produces an answer that is 1,155,956 digits long. The first 8 digits of this answer is: 15,252,803.... the last 9 digits is: .......673,590,376. The number is made up of the following digits:
0 appears 115,148
1 appears 115,405
2 appears 116,122
3 appears 115,551
4 appears 115,861
5 appears 115,895
6 appears 115,671
7 appears 115679
8 appears 115,110
9 appears 115,514

Please confirm if you agree with the above number as being the correct answer... for an accountant, should not take more than about 10 minutes to verify if the numbers balances or not... ;-)

Ps... in hindsight, I must have been seriously bored to have gone ahead and calculate that freaken number... ;-)

[KakHard]

1. Explain why the only two professions that ranks lower than that of attorney on the morality scale is that of an accountant and a politician.
2. Makita, Bosch, Hitachi or DeWalt? What specials can you get Fly and me?
3. Considering your profession, and since your profession is all experts in Excel, please expose 5 bugs found in Excel (bonus points if you can demonstrate where calculations are incorrect).
4. Please list 10 games that the people who are actually going to LAN at rAge should play in your absence. Bonus points for TrackMania, and Supreme Commander. Double bonus points if you have the cracked versions for us to take with.
5. Explain your lame excuse for never inviting Ass and Me to the Cape Town LAN parties…
6. Explain your even bigger lame excuse for not attending rAge 2013
7. Since you are the knower of all clans, list the worst and best clans in terms of personality for BF2 and BF3.



1. I can only speak for myself and those I know in all those professions. I only know Accountants who's moralities are intact, must be the circles other people roam in.
As for attorneys....well...I know a few that would bend the system to get what they want, so not my favorite profession. Politicians I have no opinion about.

2. All four brands are good, it's all about aftersales service.Only one company deals with all of those and that would be Apple (not the ipod company.
As I am not morally corrupt I can only give you deals that the company have going at any given time.
We also get taxed on any staff purchases that we do and seeing that I am that person taxing them I will be taxing myself. :P
3. I am the IT Manager/HR Manager and Management Accountant for 4 companies, Aint nobody got time fo dat.
4. Savage2, Age of Empires II: Age of Kings, Left 4 Dead 2, Flatout 2, (notice all the 2's?) COD4, SWAT 4, Ghost Recon series, Rainbow 6 Series, Crysis Wars, Red Alert 3
5. The last CPT LAN I went to was Dec OC 2011. Organise one and I will gladly join. :P
6. I don't have enough leave/time to justify the trip this year. I have already told my boss I'm coming next year.
7. BF2 : Best - Grrr/HF (Tied) , Worst - FiB.
BF3 : Best - Grrr/AFGS/BAWS (We not a clan though) , Worst - NSD (not all of them)/Geezers

[KakHard]

1. Your 5 best qualities
2. Your 5 worst qualities
3. If you could choose to be a woman (famous/infamous or whoever), who would it be and why?
4. When was the most frightened/scared you have ever been in your life?
5. Your best pick-up line when meeting or wanting to impress a lady.

1. 1 - I go out of my way to be good to people
2 - I'm always calm when shit hits the fan
3 - I'm the "go-to-guy" for most of my friends
4 - Try to bring a smile to people around me
5 - I succeed in things I put my mind to
2. 1 - Sometimes I'm TOO kind and people abuse that trait
2 - If you cross me I might forgive but I seldom forget
3 - I am very set in my ways
4 - I don't eat greens :p
5 - I'm shy
3. Catherine Zeta-Jones. I would touch myself all night long. Haha
4. When my dad told me to look after my mom when he's gone. That moment that you realize he's made peace. He died a week later.
5. You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.

[KakHard]

1. Potato salad- With or without egg? Marmite toast- With or without cheese?
2. If you could finally get your hands on Sonic, what would you do to him?

1. Without egg. With cheese
2. Even though my name is not derived from that guy....I'd give him back his wallet that he dropped the moment he started running.

[BigBadBarts]

10. As an ex-bouncer I reckon he would still have all of them. Unless he loves the sugar sweeties...


Ja unfortunately, they happen to be few and far between these days...4 extractions later, no incisors from grinding my teeth and a massive chip in my front top tooth...my once lovely mouth of pearly whites is now a scattered mess of chips, cracks and holes where once there was glory. But I like the way you think...truth be told, I've lost more fights than I've won...although my last fight I won by 100m. ;-)

[Onyx]

7. BF3 : Best - Grrr/AFGS/BAWS (We not a clan though) , Worst - NSD (not all of them)/Geezers Apparently they don't take kindly to being t-bagged. No fun...

[Irish_Luck28]

1. Without egg. With cheese
2. Even though my name is not derived from that guy....I'd give him back his wallet that he dropped the moment he started running.

Marmite toast with cheese clarifies all i need to know about you. You have my vote. :)

[Onyx]

1. 1 - I go out of my way to be good to people
2 - I'm always calm when shit hits the fan
3 - I'm the "go-to-guy" for most of my friends
4 - Try to bring a smile to people around me
5 - I succeed in things I put my mind to
2. 1 - Sometimes I'm TOO kind and people abuse that trait
2 - If you cross me I might forgive but I seldom forget
3 - I am very set in my ways
4 - I don't eat greens :p
5 - I'm shy
3. Catherine Zeta-Jones. I would touch myself all night long. Haha
4. When my dad told me to look after my mom when he's gone. That moment that you realize he's made peace. He died a week later.
5. You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.


There was a soft spot going begging and it seems I have found its owner ;) (You will be in good company :) )

[Ecko7]

Aangenaam,

1. Favorite beer
2. How is a beer lagered
3. Favorite movie

[Phatso]

Aangenaam

SO. MUCH. WIN.

[KakHard]

Aangenaam,

1. Favorite beer
2. How is a beer lagered
3. Favorite movie

1. Ek span alles in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtmIHICLLYk
I had my first beer when I was 5 and my last when I was 12.
My dad worked for Farmers Winery (Distell) for years, and we always had free beer and wine to drink.
By the time I was 12 I was done with beer.

2. From the intaweb :

While the nature of yeast was not fully understood until Emil Hansen of the Carlsberg brewery in Denmark isolated a single yeast cell in the 1800s, brewers in Bavaria had for centuries been selecting these cold-fermenting Lager yeasts by storing or "Lagern" their beers in cold alpine caves. The process of natural selection meant that the wild yeasts that were most cold tolerant would be the ones that would remain actively fermenting in the beer that was stored in the caves. Some of these Bavarian yeasts were stolen and brought back to the Carlsberg brewery around the time that Hansen did his famous work.

Lager yeast tends to collect at the bottom of the fermenter and is often referred to as "bottom-fermenting" yeast. Lager is fermented at much lower temperatures, around 10°C (50°F), compared to typical ale fermentation temperatures of 18°C (65°F). It is then stored for 30 days or longer close to the freezing point. During the storing or "lagering" process, the beer mellows and flavors become smoother. Sulfur components developed during fermentation dissipate. The popularity of lager was a major factor that led to the rapid introduction of refrigeration in the early 1900s.

Today, lagers represent the vast majority of beers produced, the most famous being a light lager called Pilsner which originated in Pilsen, Czech Republic (Plzen in Czech language). It is a common misconception that all lagers are light in color: lagers can range from very light to deep black, just like ales.

3. Empire Records

[Col.133t]

Eggy, since I understand that my questions was a bit harsh on you and your profession, I figured I'd give you a way out of them. If you can confirm the following, then you are excused to answer my other questions.

I've asked Kalgat the following question: Assume your screen is capable of 800x600 resolution, and it is capable to display 256 colours, how many images can you display on the screen in total. He cheated by only giving us the formula but did not bother to actually calculate the answer. The formula is 256^(800x600), or 256^480000. Using nothing more than Excel, I've since calculated that number and it is slightly bigger than what the maximum lenght is that I am allowed to post on this forum. If you can confirm if the following number is indeed the accurate answer, you are excused to answer my previous question:

The answer to 256^480,000 produces an answer that is 1,155,956 digits long. The first 8 digits of this answer is: 15,252,803.... the last 9 digits is: .......673,590,376. The number is made up of the following digits:
0 appears 115,148
1 appears 115,405
2 appears 116,122
3 appears 115,551
4 appears 115,861
5 appears 115,895
6 appears 115,671
7 appears 115679
8 appears 115,110
9 appears 115,514

Please confirm if you agree with the above number as being the correct answer... for an accountant, should not take more than about 10 minutes to verify if the numbers balances or not... ;-)

Ps... in hindsight, I must have been seriously bored to have gone ahead and calculate that freaken number... ;-)


Dude this fascinates me lol. How could you even come up with a thing like this? sho...

9 appears 115,514. Looks like pixel co-ordinates to me.

[Col.133t]

Eggy.

Howcome a pedophile looks like a giraffe-deer with eggyellow sunglasses on a sunny winters day?
Why arnt peaches called pears and pears called fruitycrose?
Why... why... why is the sun about to rotate its poles?

[KakHard]

Jammer boet, ek swaai nie daai kant toe nie.

[Col.133t]

Jammer boet, ek swaai nie daai kant toe nie.

You afraid of the dark or summin'? :P

[KakHard]

I'm already grrr, you asking the wrong guy.