want to join-dirtypora

[dirtypora]

Hi Guys,

I have applied already. But i cant seem to find the the thread i posted.
I received an error when i tried to post yesterday. Something about api on twitter..
Bit about myself:
1-I am 27 from JHB
2-Im a network admin
3-Love playing bf3 and want to join up with peeps with similar interests4- Hobbies include gaming,music production and of course spending time with my ball and chain(GF) haha
5- Lyle(irishluck) is a mate of mine so looking play with some good gents and have fun.

[RussianElite.]

Welcome man, if your a m8 of Irish I'm sure things will go smoothly. Guys will ask you silly and random weird questions to see if you fit in. The trail is about almost a week and half. So hang in there, it will be worthwhile.

[BadA$$jack]

Hey dude,

Like Russian said, there's this little process to follow, but go with the flow and be yourself, answer them all silly questions, join us on mumble and FRAG ALONG !!!

Questions.
1. What us your real name?
2. What other game do you play?
3. BF3 nick?
4. What could you bring to Grrr to make it your new home?

5. What is a Mary Jane ????

[Paul]

Best thing to do is also make yourself available on the shoutbox, that it the best way to get to know us. Then join mumble while we jam BF3.

[Stu]

Welcome, don't listen to a word Russian says he's the new Paul! Questions will follow you would do wisely to answer these in the most inappropriate fashion.

[TygerBS]

Hi Dean... welcome dude.

Firstly what has brought you to this place in your life?
Secondly why is Paul such a duche bag?
Thirdly whats is the atomic weight of a proton?

[Paul]

What is your favourite class to play in BF3 and why?
What do you think you are especially good at if anything in BF3
Would you describe yourself as a casual or competive gamer?

[Phatso]

1. How do you feel about the Greeks?
2. What other games do you play and are looking forward to?
3. Your drink of choice?
4. DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?
5. How do you feel about this song (in no less than 30 words): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6_DrXd1uAw

[RussianElite.]

First of all, Stu and Paul share first place for the biggest douche.

Question:

How long have you been in the online gaming scene?
What other games do you play online?
If Paul and Stu approached you and asked anything, what would you do?

[Thor_23]

First of all, Stu and Paul share first place for the biggest douche.


I have been de-moted ?
:sorry:

Welcome dude!

Please choose one of our wide vaiety of smileys to describe each of the folowing members:

Russian
Paul
Jonny
Stu

[Stu]

Questions:

1. Name drop the most famous person you have met and or touched not in an inappropriate manner.
2. Supa M or Sterile Stumpie?
3. How much wood did the wood chuck, chuck. Please provide your calculations.

[flycatchr]

hi there dirty P,

what is a hairy blender?
when and why are you?
explain why you should be crawling on your knees in your home theater when installing a sub woofer?

[dirtypora]

Hi BadAssJack-

1-Real name is Dean Marques
2-Dont really play any other games. Dabbled with crysis and max payne3
3-BF Nick:http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldier/dirtypora/
4-Im easy going and team player thats why i would like to join.
5-Oh sweet mary jane the devils lettuce :)

[dirtypora]

Hi flycatchr

A hairy blender is when your shit gets caught in your ass hair!!lol im pora dude haha other than that i dont know!!
I am 27 and am a product of lust haha not sure how to answer that..
You should be crawling on your knees because sub is always on the floor..

[dirtypora]

Hi Stu,

1-Most famous person i met would be Gerard Butler a while ago on a night out..
2-Eish thats a hard one!!Would have to say Sterie stumpie cos im ghetto like that :)
3-a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[dirtypora]

Hi Thor_23
Russian :thumbsup:
Paul :Paul:
Jonny sexy01 fir sexy jonny?haha
Stu :punch: apparently Paul and Stu are douches..haha

[dirtypora]

Hi Russian,
To be honest bf3 would be the first game online i have played. Been to a few lans for COD
I wouldnt saying anything to Paul and Stu as they are douches haha

[dirtypora]

Hey Phatso,

1-Dont really dig the greeks i have a mate who's a greek and he sucks monkey nuts
2-Dont really play any other games and looking forward to bf4 :)
3- Drink of choice:Whiskey for the win
4-Ya a can bench!!haha
5-The Lowbrows-DREAM IN THE DESERT- This track makes me feel like putting on spandex and gold glitter on mybody and jamming until john travolta challenges me to dance off which i win!!
Im a deep house cat.. South african gent(Jullian Gomes) really doing is thing dont know if you heard this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIKjiFqgG9M

[dirtypora]

Not sure if the old irish luck told you gents but i cancelled my internet was using isp called kawuleza which just was too unstable(radio station 1mb link) so i told them to get f$#K!! Waiting on dsl line so hopefully next 2 weeks or less..

[dirtypora]

Hi Paul,
Favourite class would have to be assault, then support. I am pretty shitty at recon,just don't have patience and i think i have a better chance winning the lotto than getting a head shot haha
I am a casual gamer but i have a competitive edge..Just want to shoot bitches in the face haha

[dirtypora]

Hi TygerBS,

1- Whats brought me here would be my mate irish luck and hopefully to enhance my own fps skills by playing Grrr
2-Ahh well this is a tricky 1. Haha Paul is douche cos he pawns noobs and has his own douchebag smiley.:Paul:
I had a mate named Paul and he was a douche too!!haha
3- Weight of proton=1.67262 x 10-27(power -27) haha googled that shizz lol

[Onyx]

Hey Dean,

Welcome to the craziness and hoping you are able to hold onto your head so far.

Here are some quickies for you to answer:

1. Favourite food and colour?
2. If you were a fruit/vegetable, what would it be and why?
3. Your thoughts about women (eg. are they just toys/equal/or should be where they belong like the kitchen) and girls and gaming?
4. What was the best day you had in your life?
5. Name one thing on your Bucket List.

See you around and hopefully I get to play with you some time :)

[s3xy_j0nny]

Hey Pora. Cool playing last night, great revives etc, love it. Keep dissing Greeks and share the whisky!

Questions:
1. Marmite or Bovril?
2. Chris Weidmann or Anderson Silva?
3. Indica or Sativa?

[Paul]

Firstly I have veto powers, you should know this.

Secondly I am not a douche like the rest say, I could quite possibly be the coolest guy you could ever meet.

Discuss how awesome I am in not less than 100 words

[dirtypora]

Hi Onyx,
1-Favourite food would be spur rib and wing special on a thursday haha, favourite colour would be baby blue
2-Favourite fruit would be a mango, mmm because they delicious
3-I love women, they should be respected and treated like queens except when nag my ass over bullshit!!haha I think female gamers are great, adds different dimension to game play with it being infested by testosterone!!
4-I would have to answer questions 4 and 5 together. The best day of my life would be the day im in ibiza, jamming my life away!!! haha hopefully irish luck and myself will do this soon. Its been a dream of mine since i was young :)

[Stu]

Anderson Silva - Although I do feel's that he's been broken somehow considering his last fights.... But we will have to see!

Questions:

1. Name the druid from Asterix and Oberlix
2. TNMT or Transformers?
3. if a wood chuck can chuck wood at 213 pieces per hour and each piece of wood weighs 680g how much wood did the wood chuck, chuck after 4 1/2 hr and what was the total weight of wood chucked? Please show your calculations

K thanks bye

[Paul]

Stu I think your questions are ridiculous and you should die! Shut your goddam whore mouth

[dirtypora]

Haha what up Paul. You are awesome because you have veto powers!! You are a founding member of Grrr, you were one of the first members to reply to me on forum. Your a slave to the man like i am haha!!Your awesome because your a gamer!! members are jealous of you that's why the refer to you as a douche!!
This is why your awesome:
Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!

Haha freakin funny!!

[dirtypora]

Hey Jonny,

was great to play with you,eggman and slipperduck last nite. Was playing on 3g. Would like to join mummble but would chow quite a bit of data but hopefully next 2 weeks ill have dsl working..

1-Dude i hate marmite and bovril!! Irish luck can eat that shit with a spoon!!
2-Im a Anderson Silva fan
3-Im a sativa fan, doesnt leave you feeling like a zombie, good for creative juices and imagination. I love music production so thats my choice..ahhh who am i kidding ill smoke both haha

[TygerBS]

Bwahahhaha

[Onyx]

2-Favourite fruit would be a mango, mmm because they delicious


So does that mean (if you looked at the question) that you would compare yourself to a mango because you are delicious? :p

[dirtypora]

Hey Stu,

1-Druid would be called Panoramix
2-Would say TNMT, loved it as a child.
3-If 213 Pieces per hour would be (213 times 4.5)=958.5 pieces
958.5 times 680g=651780grams
eqaul=651.78Kg

[dirtypora]

Hey Onyx,

lol my bad!! I guess i would be a litchi then, hard on the outside but if you peel away the skin im quite a softy!!haha
Still like to thing im delicious though gotta have a bit of a ego haha

[BadA$$jack]

Haha what up Paul. You are awesome because you have veto powers!! You are a founding member of Grrr, you were one of the first members to reply to me on forum. Your a slave to the man like i am haha!!Your awesome because your a gamer!! members are jealous of you that's why the refer to you as a douche!!
This is why your awesome:
Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!

Haha freakin funny!!

Awesome quoting dude.... +1 000 000

[Irish_Luck28]

Hey Jonny,

1-Dude i hate marmite and bovril!! Irish luck can eat that shit with a spoon!!

Yes I can. Better than cabbage and beans you dirty pora! lolol

[edit] Irish needs to learn how to use the quote system, I know it is complicated but.....but....oh fuck he is just being an idiot

[Stu]

haha Admin Edit powers!

[KakHard]

Just don't let the Pora handle the slush fund... they are known to short-change! Haha

[Irish_Luck28]

Yes I can. Better than cabbage and beans you dirty pora! lolol

[edit] Irish needs to learn how to use the quote system, I know it is complicated but.....but....oh fuck he is just being an idiot
lol, its Friday! Ain't nobody got time for that!

[flycatchr]

Hi flycatchr

A hairy blender is when your shit gets caught in your ass hair!!lol im pora dude haha other than that i dont know!!
I am 27 and am a product of lust haha not sure how to answer that..
You should be crawling on your knees because sub is always on the floor..
ill give you 1.25 out of 3
hairy blender - you will know it when you see it, and for a muso I expected a little more in your answer regarding the crawling on the floor :)
wanna try again please

[dirtypora]

Hey flycatchr,

well you crawl on the floor to find the sweet spot for the sub. As subs are always on the floor, you would crawl around the floor to find sweet spot for optimal bass with out rattling, you have to crawl as standing up will lie to your ears.

[flycatchr]

Hey flycatchr,

well you crawl on the floor to find the sweet spot for the sub. As subs are always on the floor, you would crawl around the floor to find sweet spot for optimal bass with out rattling, you have to crawl as standing up will lie to your ears.
very good

now I will have to give you a hairy blender soon :)

[Stu]

Dirty

Have you ever attended a LAN? If so what was your first LAN experience like and what games did you play. More importantly how much porn did you manage to leach?

[Megageth]

Let's say, hypothetically, that the vote wasn't going so well. Would you be prepared to put out?