Join Clan maybe?

[Kyuubidemon]

Evening all

I'm looking to join your clan.
Name is Bond....... wait sorry
Name is Bradley, I be 22 years breathing through these lungs. Currently reside in JHB (south) cause im tough like that ^^. I dabble in BF3 every now and then, a splash of minecraft, a tinkle of GW2, and a pinch of Diablo 3.
I am known to have no computer programming skills at all, or photoshop.....or that other fancy thing smart computer people use.
Ingame nic is kyuubid3mon.

Wif luv
xo

[RussianElite.]

Wait a bit.. Are you the pink milk shake guy?

[s3xy_j0nny]

Sorry, but the name Bradley reminds me too much of the car guard near my office. For the duration of your application, your name will be Mary.

Q1: What do you think you can contribute to grrr clan, Mary?

Q2: What is your honest opinion of [FiB]Assassin?

Q3: What is the best pc game you have ever played?

[Kyuubidemon]

He knows too much...... i have been compromised!

[TygerBS]

Hey Brad

Whats up?!!

Welcome and please ignore russian and paul as much as you can.

What flavor milkshake do i like best?

If Paul was drowning... how long would it take for you to put your foot on his head?

[Kyuubidemon]

Sorry, but the name Bradley reminds me too much of the car guard near my office. For the duration of your application, your name will be Mary.

Q1: What do you think you can contribute to grrr clan, Mary?

Q2: What is your honest opinion of [FiB]Assassin?

Q3: What is the best pc game you have ever played?

Q1: Well i can contribute to the BF3 game in general? I have been exposed to all the relative practices of iM. I was also their sponsor manager, so i am able to get down and dirty if needed :P Im still in thoughts about playing BF3 myself, but im considering it. I am also generally a friendly guy and is willing to help wherever i can.

Q2: When i first joined FiB he was a big figure to me, eventually became apart of his team and noticed he was a nice guy to the people in his clan but a dick to everyone else. Near the end of FiB he changed though, once the clan had broken up i was still joining the FiB Teamspeak, then i realised a few of my friends had joined GS so i would alternate between the two channels. Sassy thought i was sharing secrets with them and told me to F-off and he will piss on my grave. So as it stands he is a F***ing P**s who tunrs his back on you the second you do something he doesnt like.

Q3: Easily BF2.... no doubt

[RussianElite.]

LOL, first of we will have to change your drinking habits to atleast a beer shandy. You will be peppered for the next 2 weeks with questions that youl have to reach deep inside your soul to anwser.

Who is the clan douche and who is his fake ninja side kick?

What do you remember from clan BOC back in the BF2 days?

Who in grrr believes religion made him bald? P.s he blames those Jewish caps he had to wear and Moses.

[Stu]

Hi Mary and welcome to the application process.

Please answer the following questions:

1. In what year did Taiwan gain its independence?
2. Name the two new countries that were formed during 2009 to 2013 period. Locations and old and new names please.

[Kyuubidemon]

Hey Brad

Whats up?!!

Welcome and please ignore russian and paul as much as you can.

What flavor milkshake do i like best?

If Paul was drowning... how long would it take for you to your foot on his head?

Hmmm you dont like milkshakes..... you prefer a different kind of "dessert"

My foot? He has that honour? Since when? (^^,)

[Kyuubidemon]

LOL, first of we will have to change your drinking habits to atleast a beer shandy. You will be peppered for the next 2 weeks with questions that youl have to reach deep inside your soul to anwser.

Who is the clan douche and who is his fake ninja side kick?

What do you remember from clan BOC back in the BF2 days?

Who in grrr believes religion made him bald? P.s he blames those Jewish caps he had to wear and Moses.

Clan Douche has to be Tyger.... Surely? Side kick must be the Jewish cap spoken of in question 3?

BOC i remember quite well, i believe you played medic russian? I also remember Phatso in the chopper giving us kak a few times.
Also eggman brings back a few memories. As well as RD the dog.

Akkerdop days ha ha

[RussianElite.]

I give you points for Taaigher coz he is a douche. But the clan douche is Paul. Always will be. Also his side kick is Stu (a wannabe Ninja).

Ah yes the good ol Days. You believe correct.

The answer to the final question is Tyger (warra dick)

[Kyuubidemon]

Hi Mary and welcome to the application process.

Please answer the following questions:

1. In what year did Taiwan gain its independence?
2. Name the two new countries that were formed during 2009 to 2013 period. Locations and old and new names please.

1: Guessing i cant google here so...... I would have thought taiwan isnt independant at all. Although maybe all the tourism has boosted their economy to allow them to do so..... maybe 2001?

2: Ermagawd how am i supposed to know that shiz..... um........ Yugoslavia became serbia, might be before 2009. Annnnnnnnd Iraq became Iran because Ifought wasnt logical?

[Stu]

1 of 2 - not bad for a start
For your information the answer to questions 2:

South Sudan and St Martin & Curacao split recently to form St Martin and Curacao respectively. Now a question to suit the rest of the clans pay grade other than Tyger he's a sharp guy.

What is your most memorable moment playing online or in a tournament Funny, sad, any one will suffice.

[TygerBS]

Is there an imaginary man in the sky who knows what you thinking before you thunk it and watches you all the time even when you doing a poo?

[Kyuubidemon]

1 of 2 - not bad for a start
For your information the answer to questions 2:

South Sudan and St Martin & Curacao split recently to form St Martin and Curacao respectively. Now a question to suit the rest of the clans pay grade other than Tyger he's a sharp guy.

What is your most memorable moment playing online or in a tournament Funny, sad, any one will suffice.

In the Semi final!!!! of rage 2008, i was sitting between Prisma and Scoper, we were in the lead and prisma had just died from i dont know what. He leaned over lifted the earphone off my one ear and whispered "your mom was great last night" while im trying to kill the mofo in front of me......... then carried on playing as if nothing happened.... gotta love him.

[SlipperyDuck]

LOL - thats WIN

[BadA$$jack]

Welcome to the process dude.

Q1. Why did you leave iM.
Q2. Why grrr, surely there are other clans you could've chosen, and are you applying with any other clan at the same time.
Q3. What is your HONEST opinion of Russian?
Q4. Do you enjoy the odd "Mary Jane"

[Kyuubidemon]

Welcome to the process dude.

Q1. Why did you leave iM.
Q2. Why grrr, surely there are other clans you could've chosen, and are you applying with any other clan at the same time.
Q3. What is your HONEST opinion of Russian?
Q4. Do you enjoy the odd "Mary Jane"

Q1: The clan disbanded so I didn't really have a choice ha ha.

Q2: You guys have been around for a long time and i have played alot with you guys in BF2 and a bit in BF3. Find everyone in grrr to be very friendly (besides tyger). I applied to SSG but due to the fact that i didnt want to play BF3 competitively they declined it saying that they cant have too many casuals.

Q3: Ridiculously hard language and i hope i never have to learn it one day :P

Q4: It makes me wake up in the morning ^^

[BadA$$jack]

Q3: Ridiculously hard language and i hope i never have to learn it one day :P




Q3. What is your HONEST opinion of Russian?

Was referring to the turd RussianElite.... whahahahaha




Q4: It makes me wake up in the morning ^^

One more greeny boy !!!

[Phatso]

Ahoy Kyuubi. So far, decent answers dude.

1. Is your nick pronounced "Kayoobideeman" or "Kyoobideeman"? (curiosity)
2. What are your current games?
3. Your honest opinions on:
a) DayZ
b) Path of Exile
c) Firefall
d) Battlefield 4
4. How many languages do you speak?
5. How do you deal with conflicting opinions with your fellow gamers?

[Skouperd]

Ok, welcome to the application process of the nuthouse. Please answer the following questions as sincerely and accurately as you can.

1. WTF does your nick name stand for?
2. Do you stay in the JHB by choice or by force.
3. If somebody from Boknipan (Boksburg, Nigel, Brakpan) divorces his wife, is he still oblidged to treat her the same as all his other first cousins?
4. Please post some pictures of the inside of your computer case. Just a warning, some individuals have a serious case of OCD so make sure that your pictures are high quality as they will be analyzed for anything that is out of place.
5. What is the username and password to Paul's Gmail account... please note this is not a trick question and your answers will be tested.
6. If I give you Nand and tell you to go forth and create tetris, what is the minimum number of steps you need to create an ALU?
7. NORTH + EAST + SOUTH + WEST = EARTH. There are ten unique letters, substitute each letter with a unique number between 0 to 9 so that the sum hold true. How many solutions are there to this problem.
8. Show all your calculations to step 7.
9. What is your favourite music, your options are limited to: Country, 60's, 70's, 80's or Classical.

[Kyuubidemon]

Ahoy Kyuubi. So far, decent answers dude.

1. Is your nick pronounced "Kayoobideeman" or "Kyoobideeman"? (curiosity)
2. What are your current games?
3. Your honest opinions on:
a) DayZ
b) Path of Exile
c) Firefall
d) Battlefield 4
4. How many languages do you speak?
5. How do you deal with conflicting opinions with your fellow gamers?

1. The nic name is pronounced as QB Demon, say it as you see it :)

2. Current games are... BF3, GW2, D3, and minecraft.

3a. Brilliant game.. played it a lot and really enjoyed it, right now im striking against it though cause i had such awesome gear and a hacker killed me by NW airfield so im pissed ha ha :P

3b. Never played it..... apologies T.T

3c. Same as above.... T.T

3d. Hoping it doesn't revert to the cod style game play and brings back some BF2 basics.

4. English and afrikaans..... the afrikaans is not as smooth as it should be but it can be squeezed out of me.

5. Hmmm normally we meet at a dark alley and have a fight to the death using spoons, i have become a master at the mandarin spoon death flick so not many people stand a chance against me. Only person i had trouble with was a 7 sided spoon strike style a member used on me once.

[Kyuubidemon]

Ok, welcome to the application process of the nuthouse. Please answer the following questions as sincerely and accurately as you can.

1. WTF does your nick name stand for?
2. Do you stay in the JHB by choice or by force.
3. If somebody from Boknipan (Boksburg, Nigel, Brakpan) divorces his wife, is he still oblidged to treat her the same as all his other first cousins?
4. Please post some pictures of the inside of your computer case. Just a warning, some individuals have a serious case of OCD so make sure that your pictures are high quality as they will be analyzed for anything that is out of place.
5. What is the username and password to Paul's Gmail account... please note this is not a trick question and your answers will be tested.
6. If I give you Nand and tell you to go forth and create tetris, what is the minimum number of steps you need to create an ALU?
7. NORTH + EAST + SOUTH + WEST = EARTH. There are ten unique letters, substitute each letter with a unique number between 0 to 9 so that the sum hold true. How many solutions are there to this problem.
8. Show all your calculations to step 7.
9. What is your favourite music, your options are limited to: Country, 60's, 70's, 80's or Classical.

1. Kyuubi is a nine tailed fox from the anime series called Naruto.

2. By choice... more money to made up here... hotter ladies... better gamers... etc... suck it coasties!!!! Muhahahahahaha

3. If the break up is mutual then yes he is obliged to do as such, if the family knows the one cousin mistreated the other cousin then the cousin in question becomes a second cousin, by doing so they cannot find anyone or anything attractive due to the lack of a direct relation. And she/he will die a lonely death.

4. Chips on this card that is connected to a box, big board with more chips and a really big chip where a fan is bolted onto it.

5. Imnotgay@gmail.com PW: ihopetheybelieveit

6. The flux capacity is missing!! Such a thing cannot be done without it!

7. Can i get back to you on that one..... need to write that shit down -_-

8. AND i must show the calculations???? Bliiiiiiiiiiksem

9. 80's it is then! Justin Bieber falls under that hey? ^^

[Thor_23]

Hey dude, good to see you applied.
Remember having some fun time's on the pubs in BF2....

1. what was my bf2 nick?
2.a. who was reffered to as "candi" in the clan back in bf2?
b. was this because of him having any relation to a hillbilly girl?
3.a.Why is the term "Douchebag" such a widely used term in the gaming community?
b. link this term with someone in grrr who fits the profile best?

[Paul]

Hey dude

Here are the mumble details

41.181.111.238
64738
****

[Kyuubidemon]

Hey dude, good to see you applied.
Remember having some fun time's on the pubs in BF2....

1. what was my bf2 nick?
2.a. who was reffered to as "candi" in the clan back in bf2?
b. was this because of him having any relation to a hillbilly girl?
3.a.Why is the term "Douchebag" such a widely used term in the gaming community?
b. link this term with someone in grrr who fits the profile best?

1. Hmmmm im sure you are Cronus is BF3? So im guessing in BF2 you the same just Kronos?

2. Grrr Candidate I remember.... or candi pants

3. He is from Boksburg?

4a. Because it can be used as a light insult containing both humor and a bit of actual evil intention :P

b. From what i have read i believe Paul is the one best associated with the term? My initial thoughts was on Tyger but i got told otherwise.

[Paul]

One thing to remember is that I have veto powers for all new applicants so consider your replies

[TygerBS]

He does not have such powers.

He doesn't even have power over his own sphincter control.

[Skouperd]

1. Kyuubi is a nine tailed fox from the anime series called Naruto.
2. By choice... more money to made up here... hotter ladies... better gamers... etc... suck it coasties!!!! Muhahahahahaha
3. If the break up is mutual then yes he is obliged to do as such, if the family knows the one cousin mistreated the other cousin then the cousin in question becomes a second cousin, by doing so they cannot find anyone or anything attractive due to the lack of a direct relation. And she/he will die a lonely death.
4. Chips on this card that is connected to a box, big board with more chips and a really big chip where a fan is bolted onto it.
5. Imnotgay@gmail.com PW: ihopetheybelieveit
6. The flux capacity is missing!! Such a thing cannot be done without it!
7. Can i get back to you on that one..... need to write that shit down -_-
8. AND i must show the calculations???? Bliiiiiiiiiiksem
9. 80's it is then! Justin Bieber falls under that hey? ^^

1. WTF? you still watch cartoons? You do realise given your age, you will be one of the youngest members in GRRR. How will you manage to contain your youth and optimism when you are in the company of the real old guys such as Dragonne and Jonno?
2. Hot ladies in Boksburg, dude you must be smoking some really bad stuff...
3. Vote +1
4. Vote -1, what you have described there is the inside of a calculator, please try again.
5. Vote -1, even Paul realises he has crossed over to the darkside, so that is not his current email addy.
6. You mean capacitor? Flux capacity is something completely irrelevant to the workings of a NAND. You should also take note that some of those old farts mentioned in point 1 above originated from Nazi germany and demand accurate spelling.
7. Given that you are still the youngster, here is one solution to the puzzle:

N O R T H
__E A S T
S O U T H
__W E S T
----------
E A R T H

where H = 0, R = 1, S = 2, A = 3, N = 4, T = 5, W = 6, U = 7, O = 8, and E = 9, written as follows:

4 8 1 5 0
__9 3 2 5
2 8 7 5 0
__6 9 2 5
---------
9 3 1 5 0

or 48150 + 9325 + 28750 + 6925 = 93150

there... that should give you a head start... now find all possible combinations for the problem.

8. Mathematics is fun, really...

9. You a Justin Bieber fan, that will score you massive points with BadAss and Phatso, they both love the guy.

[RussianElite.]

9. You a Justin Bieber fan, that will score you massive points with BadAss and Phatso, they both love the guy.

Bahahahaha

[Kyuubidemon]

2. Hot ladies in Boksburg, dude you must be smoking some really bad stuff...


I live in the South of JHB, Boksburg is in the east of JHB. So that statement is still relelvant :)

[Stu]

A man turns off a light goes downs stairs and get's in his car to go to town. He hear's something on the radio and drives back to home turns on his light and then kills himself.

What did he hear on the radio?

[Skouperd]

A man turns off a light goes downs stairs and get's in his car to go to town. He hear's something on the radio and drives back to home turns on his light and then kills himself.

What did he hear on the radio?

Justin Bieber?

[Kyuubidemon]

A man turns off a light goes downs stairs and get's in his car to go to town. He hear's something on the radio and drives back to home turns on his light and then kills himself.

What did he hear on the radio?

That standing in a lightened up room making cups cakes while completely stoned produces the most extreme of flavours. Looking for a release he decides to try it, gets completely stoned and makes the cupcake mix. He mistakenly uses chlorine instead of flour, being baked all white things look the same. Upon placing the "cupcakes" in the oven the chlorine starts to melt and creates a chlorine gas. Being really excited and totally stoned he opens the oven door to smell the aroma of the muffins, he takes in a deep breath of chlorine gas and falls to the floor.... unable to make sense of what was happening he thought magical pixies were flying around pinning him to the floor, he reached into his pocket and grabbed his cellphone. He dialed the first number he found which happened to be his second cousin. He asked him to please make them stop or he is going to end the fun and not come back, and quickly hung up.

Not really bothered the cousin ignored him, seeing as he got these kind of calls all the time from his friends.

2 weeks later the body was found, the chlorine gas had kept the smell to a minimum hence why no one had really noticed. But it had eroded the body, and as such an autopsy was deemed useless, upon hearing this the second cousin told the investigators about the phone call he received 2 weeks ago. They then came to a conclusion that he was depressed and was looking to end it all, and deemed it a suicide by chlorine gas.

[SlipperyDuck]

alibi lost

[Megageth]

8. Mathematics is fun, really...


I hate to break it to you Skoups, but not everything they told you in school was true.


@ Kyuubi. List your Top 5 anime series.

[Kyuubidemon]

I hate to break it to you Skoups, but not everything they told you in school was true.


@ Kyuubi. List your Top 5 anime series.

1. Naruto (Although the fillers right now are pissing me off)
2. Bleach
3. One Piece
4. Hellsing
5. Afro Samurai

[s3xy_j0nny]

A man turns off a light goes downs stairs and get's in his car to go to town. He hear's something on the radio and drives back to home turns on his light and then kills himself.

What did he hear on the radio?


Justin Bieber?

Best answer I ever read in an application thread.

[flycatchr]

Hi Kyuubi

what is a Hairy blender and what function on a mouse makes it easier?

[BadA$$jack]

Hi Kyuubi

what is a Hairy blender and what function on a mouse makes it easier?

And this has nothing to do with Paul's sexual fantasies....

[Kyuubidemon]

Hi Kyuubi

what is a Hairy blender and what function on a mouse makes it easier?

HPI? Hair per inch?

[BadA$$jack]

HPI? Hair per inch?

Hahahahahahaha..... no sorry dude not even close

[RussianElite.]

LOL he's not gonna know what it is, it is a form of teabaggin but just a bit more energetic if I could say that..

[Stu]

Question:

If you woke up one morning and had a super hero power what would it be?

[Thor_23]

Question:

If you woke up one morning and had a super hero power what would it be?

and who would you use that power on?

[Skouperd]

Bonus points from both Russian and me if you select Andrey Markov's super hero powers.

[Skouperd]

Bonus points from both Russian and me if you select Andrey Markov's super hero powers.

oh, and another bonus point if you can use that super power to make Paul disappear in a puff of logic.

[Kyuubidemon]

Question:

If you woke up one morning and had a super hero power what would it be?

Hmmm i would choose the ability to answer any question asked to me if i so choose. That way i can remain a normal citizen and only answer the questions i need to. That way i can progress to the top of the "food chain" by generally being a "normal" person. The fame would bug me if i had a super power like flying or super strength.


and who would you use that power on?

Basically everyone ha ha, win any argument you get in, wife can never get the upper hand. And you will always have the perfect answer to the most unanswerable question.... Does this dress make me look fat?

[Stu]

Does this dress make me look fat?

Answer this question and be careful Paul is very sensitive.