Looking to join clan

[Irish_Luck28]

Hi Guys,

I posted on the do gaming league forum stating i was looking for a clan, and was referred to yourselves by s3xy_j0nny.
My BF3 nick is Irish_Luck28.
I have only been playing battlefield since Jan 2013. (Don't know why it took me so long, but i'm addicted...)
Anyways, the reason i want to join your clan is because I believe that I am mentally unhinged, unaffected by extremely poor language and comfortable in the company of immigrants and animals. :) I don't take myself too seriously and basically looking to kick some ass, become a better gamer, and possibly have friends to play with until 2am in the morning... I would also like to help you win shit.

[SlipperyDuck]

Haha - EPIC - you sound like the right mindset to go with these mongrel typhoid disseminating polarbeergoogle wearing noobcakes.

Be prepared for an onslaught of questions out of left field. Trust me it's worth waiting around here and answering these questions.

*It's not as simple as click apply and *BAM you're in, you'll have to survive the gauntlet of banana hammock jockeys first.

[Paul]

Hey dude we don't often get cold called like this, we usually know some one before they join the clan or they are a friend of someone in the clan.

I suggest squadding up with us on the servers, here is the list of all our nicks

http://www.grrr.co.za/content.php?113-gaming


Also hang out on these forums and the Shoutbox so we get to know you

[RussianElite.]

Welcome Irish to the exclusiveness that is grrr! You will be asked a few weird and ridiculous questions by the members to see if you are indeed grrr material and that you would fit in. Some of us got in the clan coz their dad sponsored the school Lapa like Paul who is also the clan douche coupled with his side kick wannabe Ninja (Stu). My question: Who was the biggest douche and most controversial character apart from Paul that was part of the BF community?

[SlipperyDuck]

beside Russian

[Paul]

and SlipperyFuck

[BadA$$jack]

Dude, you sure you wanna join this bunch of weird fuckers?, but sure with your Irish luck you might just make it into here.

Some questions to get you going:

1. What is your real name ?
2. Does the 28 refer to your age?
3. Have you played any other games prior to BF3?
4. Who of us doesn't do the "odd" mary jane now and then???
5. Please explain Conway's game in detail???

Go ahead enjoy youself !!!

[Stu]

Welcome to the forum, don't listed to a word Russian say's he doesn't know wat the story!
Questions:
1. What other activities do you do other than gaming?
2. Who founded the UFC?
3. Who is the ultimate Ninja!

That will suffice for now, look forward to seeing you on the battlefield.

[BadA$$jack]

Welcome to the forum, don't listed to a word Russian say's he doesn't know wat the story!
Questions:
1. What other activities do you do other than gaming?
2. Who founded the UFC?
3. Who is the ultimate Ninja!

That will suffice for now, look forward to seeing you on the battlefield.

Nice spelling spelling master !!!! whahahahaha

[Stu]

Nice spelling spelling master !!!! whahahahaha

I'll stab you in the face with a spoon! A SPOON!

[NoMaD]

IF you want to join us on server and have some laughs, then join our mumble channel.

Address: ****
Port: ****
Password: **** ****


Now for my bank of questions.

1.) who in the clan struggles to push buttons?
2.) what is Sexy_Jonny and Hurbis favourite past time?
3.) who does everyone consider to be the clan douche?
4.) Where do you live? do you have a sister?
5.) What is my Mumble handle?

that will be all!

[RussianElite.]

Second Question. If you have a sister, do you have a picture? If so it will be judged by me.

[flycatchr]

Hi Irish

standard question - what is a hairy blender?

[s3xy_j0nny]

Haha! Awesome to see you applied, Irish. One quick note: the password for our mumble channel is in fact grrr04n, as opposed to grrr40n iirc.

Bring me a screenshot or vid of you taking [grrr]Bad_Robot's tags and I will vote for you without question. Other than that, join mumble, squad up, and see if you really want to step in something that smells like [grrr], because that smell will never wash off. NEVER.

[Irish_Luck28]

Hey guys, sorry for trolling but here goes:
RussianElite. Who was the biggest douche and most controversial character apart from Paul that was part of the BF community? This is a tricky one, I'm not sure if you mean who was the biggest douche that used to play BF and stopped or if i can name anyone current. Anyway, i played some metro the other day, there was this guy dappermedic. What does his name mean? A smartly dressed medic? Seriously. He also didn't revive me. His name should be dapperdoucheLord.
Second Question. If you have a sister, do you have a picture? If so it will be judged by me. Two stepsisters, it might sound weird that i thought about it, but i wouldn't do that to a stranger... Either of them. lol

[Irish_Luck28]

BadA$$jack :
1. What is your real name ?-- Lyle McCreesh
2. Does the 28 refer to your age?- Nope, all the other Irish_Lucks were taken. I stopped trying at 10 and just chose 28. lol
3. Have you played any other games prior to BF3?- BF3 = first pc game in a while, pretty much Xbox for 7 years, halo, fifa... Could name xbox games for days. Last PC game was probably Warcraft 3 /max payne 2
4. Who of us doesn't do the "odd" mary jane now and then??? Hell yeah, its for my glaucoma.
5. Please explain Conway's game in detail??? Its a set of rules that are placed on a grid and its squares/cells. They can be either alive/dead or on/off. You start with an initial pattern, and then start applying the rules to every square on the grid. Once the rules are applied to every square, a second iteration will run, and a third etc. As the iterations run, the grid can have multiple outcomes, for example develop symmetry out of non symmetrical patterns, have continuous growth, kill all alive cells. Some people say that it mimics the evolution of life, proves that complex shapes can evolve from random non complex starting patterns, without the need for a designer. If you are a scientist, sorry for butchering that, cos wikipedia had a shit load more to say. lol

[Irish_Luck28]

Stu
1. What other activities do you do other than gaming? Football, drinking, electronic music production, working, sleeping, standing, talking, driving, eating... You know, the usual stuff.
2. Who founded the UFC? Rorion Gracie- BJJ king. (That's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Paul, not some super blowjob acronym)
3. Who is the ultimate Ninja! Charles... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0202032/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl. If not, master Splinter will suffice. :)

[Irish_Luck28]

NoMaD:
1.) who in the clan struggles to push buttons? Stu
"Welcome to the forum, don't listed to a word Russian say's he doesn't know wat the story!"
Questions:
2.) what is Sexy_Jonny and Hurbis favourite past time? Games?
3.) who does everyone consider to be the clan douche? Paul/Russian
4.) Where do you live? do you have a sister? Edenvale, two stepsisters. lol. See previous post.
5.) What is my Mumble handle? Give me some time on this one.

[Irish_Luck28]

flycatchr:
standard question - what is a hairy blender? Your wife/girlfriend when you come home drunk at 2 instead of 8.

[Irish_Luck28]

s3xy_j0nny- challenge accepted, tags are a coming.

[SlipperyDuck]

Stu
1. What other activities do you do other than gaming? Football, drinking, electronic music production, working, sleeping, standing, talking, driving, eating... You know, the usual stuff.


^This - A fellow Muso - Ableton Live much?

[Irish_Luck28]

I've dabbled in Ableton, but mostly Reason and Cubase. Since Reason combined with Record they seem to be all i need. What genre's are you into?

[SlipperyDuck]

Mostly house/progressive/NuJazz - dabble in other genre's - lots of projects for different people ALL the time.
-> busy working on Stuff for "The Casting Studio" which I've not given enough attention to until now...gonna pump out a lot of tracks fer J0nny soon (soz for delays) mostly showcase stuff.

Yeah - love music production, also used Reason and Cubase and Acid and well purdy much most of them, just like ableton for it's stability and easy access and that I legally own the full suite. ;)

[Irish_Luck28]

Nice dude, you do it full time? Yeah, i also own Reason legit. Wow man, Ableton full suite, nice. I make deep house, ambient electronica, also anything really. Still bedroom though, haven't put stuff out anywhere, looking to get some stuff out by end of this year.

[Phatso]

I make deep house

I don't need to ask you any questions because they were all answered by that statement.

Your reward:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMPYmNINxrE

[BadA$$jack]

I don't need to ask you any questions because they were all answered by that statement.

Your reward:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMPYmNINxrE

Sick sick tune there Phatsy !!!

[TygerBS]

Cause the House is deep?

My ears!

[RussianElite.]

LOL, no Guns and Roses? :/

[BadA$$jack]

LOL, no Guns and Roses? :/

Wat the story....... no more Oasis???????????

[RussianElite.]

Always Oasis! Fucken Yeh! Thought Guns and Roses more to be Taaigher's taste...

[Paul]

Celine Dion is more Tygers style

[TygerBS]

Yes she has fantastic voice....

[Skouperd]

Seriously, not a freakennother "house" nut!!! FFS, we have enough of them. I want some people that can appreciate some good old country music, hell, I'll even settle for just some plain classic music!

Ok, Irish, my questions:

1. Why did you opt for the name Irish?
2. The first European that was born in North America had Irish descents from both sides, please research the history of this individual, provide a bios for this individual and explain how this person is related to FlyCathcr.
3. There is a extremely famous person that spend the later part of his life in ireland. If it was not for this person's brilliance a branch of mathematics would not exist today. Explain the importance of that branch of mathematics.
4. Please post some pictures of the inside of your computer case. Just a warning, some individuals have a serious case of OCD so make sure that your pictures are high quality as they will be analyzed for anything that is out of place.
5. What is the username and password to Paul's email account... please note this is not a trick question and your answers will be tested.
6. When is the last time you successfully hacked into an international server without getting caught.
7. What software did you use for the above? (this is a trick question....)
8. If I give you Nand and tell you to go forth and create tetris, what is the minimum number of steps you need to create an ALU?
9. NORTH + EAST + SOUTH + WEST = EARTH. There are ten unique letters, substitute each letter with a unique number between 0 to 9 so that the sum hold true. How many solutions are there to this problem.
10. Show all your calculations to step 9.

I think those questions will do for now, I'll start thinking about the next bunch.

[Thor_23]

Here is my questions:

1. where is 127.0.0.1?
2. what was my original nick?
3. what is my current nick?
4. do you keep your mumble/ts on voice or button activation?
5. Who has the most famous mom in the clan?
6. what is the grrr slang name for Ermelo?

[Stu]

Nice Skoup's!

Questions:

Explain what fractional banking is.

Explain what FIAT money is.

[Skouperd]

Nice Skoup's!

Questions:
Explain what fractional banking is.
Explain what FIAT money is.

and you are not allowed to use wikipedia / google / yahoo / phone a friend / or ask the audience for advise.

[flycatchr]

flycatchr:
standard question - what is a hairy blender? Your wife/girlfriend when you come home drunk at 2 instead of 8.
Nope - try again --

dont make me patch and play just to show you :p

[s3xy_j0nny]

Wow, dudes, some of these questions are way OTT. I wouldn't sit through all this kak just to hang out with you knuckleheads in Mumble. Perhaps be a little more realistic with your expectations..

[RussianElite.]

^^This

[Thor_23]

^^This

Geez Rus, stop trolling you dam troll!

[Stu]

Fractional Banking and FIAT money is not OTT, it forms part of our everyday lives... I am endeavoring to edumecate people here! Now don't worry I'm sure your new boyfriend will get the questions right with a little bit of research.

[Skouperd]

Asking how the inside of your pc' case has nothing to do with my OCD either but I deem it my civil duty before I vote ai or nai how much his case will cause me restless nights...

BTW, asking him to find out what the username and password is to Paul's account has a hidden agende... once he knows that... then his next task would have been to cause some kak with it...

So no, I don't think my questions are way over the top... so Irish, start your research dude.

[Stu]

Asking how the inside of your pc' case has nothing to do with my OCD either but I deem it my civil duty before I vote ai or nai how much his case will cause me restless nights...



I loled SO MUCH! hahahahha

[Irish_Luck28]

Hi Guys, sorry, been a little busy lately, but here goes.
Thor_2
1. where is 127.0.0.1? It depends, but i know there is no place like it... :)
2. what was my original nick? Thor_22
3. what is my current nick? Thor_23
4. do you keep your mumble/ts on voice or button activation? voice activation
5. Who has the most famous mom in the clan? Paul. Saw something on the do gaming forum about sandwiches. lol
6. what is the grrr slang name for Ermelo? Grrrmelo?

[Irish_Luck28]

Stu

Questions:

Explain what fractional banking is. Fractional banking is where a bank will receive deposits, keep a fraction of the original amount and loan out the rest to other customers with interest.

Explain what FIAT money is. Money that isnt worth its weight in gold.

[Irish_Luck28]

Nope - try again --

dont make me patch and play just to show you :p
Ok, is it when your whole squad teabags someone? 4 on 1 styles? lol/

[flycatchr]

Ok, is it when your whole squad teabags someone? 4 on 1 styles? lol/
LOL, Just one person - but with a special twist :P - some mouses have a setting that would allow some flavour to the action - what is that setting and how would it work :)

[Irish_Luck28]

Skouperd, damn. You pwned me.

1. Irish luck is being on an ultimate kill streak and getting knifed. Kind of a bitter sweet luck, the type i always have. And my family is Irish.
2. I couldn't find this person you spoke of, i could only find Snorri Thorfinnsson who had Icelandic descent on both sides. Doesnt seem like the same guy.
3. George Boole? As in Boolean? He was the great grandfather of computer science, he was awesome.
4. Pic attached -- 476
5. Username: paul; Password: password123 (everyone uses this, always)
6. Never
7. I used social engineering instead... :)
8. 12?
9. lol, i have spent far too much time doing trial and error on this one, am i taking it too literally? Or are there sneaky tricks involved here?

[Phatso]

I can hear Skouperd crying softly.

Cable management dude. DO YOU HAZ IT :D

[Skouperd]

Skouperd, damn. You pwned me.
4. Pic attached -- 476
8. 12?
9. lol, i have spent far too much time doing trial and error on this one, am i taking it too literally? Or are there sneaky tricks involved here?

Phuck dude, seriously? that's the inside of your case? (breath in... breath out... breath in... breath out...)

Yeah, the answer was Bool, the father of Boolean Mathematics that allows us all to communicate now.

regarding North + East + South + West = Earth, there is some very cool tricks to solve it but you do need some coding unfortunately. I'll demonstrate it one day but I first need to get over that case of yours... ffs!

[Thor_23]

Hi Guys, sorry, been a little busy lately, but here goes.
Thor_2
1. where is 127.0.0.1? It depends, but i know there is no place like it... :)
2. what was my original nick? Thor_22
3. what is my current nick? Thor_23
4. do you keep your mumble/ts on voice or button activation? voice activation
5. Who has the most famous mom in the clan? Paul. Saw something on the do gaming forum about sandwiches. lol
6. what is the grrr slang name for Ermelo? Grrrmelo?

1. you get half a point
2. No, but nice try
3. No
4. -10 points
5. +10 points
6. Nope, correct answer is Earnahoe

[Irish_Luck28]

Phuck dude, seriously? that's the inside of your case? (breath in... breath out... breath in... breath out...)

Yeah, the answer was Bool, the father of Boolean Mathematics that allows us all to communicate now.

regarding North + East + South + West = Earth, there is some very cool tricks to solve it but you do need some coding unfortunately. I'll demonstrate it one day but I first need to get over that case of yours... ffs!

Yeah, that's the inside. Is it that bad? I didn't even realise. Fail. lol. Bit of a noob, I was pretty impressed with the whole set up etc. until you ruined me. :)
Ahh, but I thought coding would be cheating, was trying these strange things like removing common characters (rth, th) and trying to solve strange simultaneous equations with the whole thing. Basically nearly losing my mind.

[Irish_Luck28]

1. you get half a point
2. No, but nice try
3. No
4. -10 points
5. +10 points
6. Nope, correct answer is Earnahoe

1. It was all fun, I meant home, if i said it's someones localhost would that give me +10?
2. Previous nick Voetsek?
3. Current nick Voetsek-Mikey?

Haha, never thought of Earnahoe in that light.

[Stu]

Explain in no fewer that 140 characters why Paul is a douche!

Edit: You can do this for Russian too.

That will be all.

[Thor_23]

1. It was all fun, I meant home, if i said it's someones localhost would that give me +10? Yes
2. Previous nick Voetsek? Nope
3. Current nick Voetsek-Mikey? Nope again

Haha, never thought of Earnahoe in that light.

answers in the quote :)

[Skouperd]

Yeah, that's the inside. Is it that bad? I didn't even realise. Fail. lol. Bit of a noob, I was pretty impressed with the whole set up etc. until you ruined me. :)
Ahh, but I thought coding would be cheating, was trying these strange things like removing common characters (rth, th) and trying to solve strange simultaneous equations with the whole thing. Basically nearly losing my mind.

I have seen worse... but not many... there may be some hope yet.

Regarding doing the calculations in your head, cool, that's a +5 from my side...

Losing your mind... yeah, just preparing you for an encounter with Paul on Shout Box.

[SlipperyDuck]

OK, so we won't let him in then :tongue: