Who wants my Virginity?

[Paul]

Ok so I have levelled up to 31 with my Soldier (I have this fuck off awesome sniper rifle, 263 Damage x3 Fire).
So I am now ready for some co-op play, who wants to join me on my first outing tomorrow (THURSDAY 12 November)


Virgin Busting Squad
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* Paul - Soldier
* j0nny - Hunter (he said so on the phone)
*
*


P.S. What teamspeak server do we use? Who hosts the game, I don't know if my machine can take it.

[SlipperyDuck]

Virgin Busting Squad
====================
* Paul - Soldier
* j0nny - Hunter (he said so on the phone)
* Lee - UberSoldatn wiff turret of epic naasness
*

We just use the bf2 channel @ the mo

[Stu]

Virgin Busting Squad
====================
* Paul - Soldier
* j0nny - Hunter (he said so on the phone)
* Lee - UberSoldatn wiff turret of epic naasness
*

We just use the bf2 channel @ the mo

I am a lower lvl not to sure if you guys are keen on that but hey!

EDIT: FAIL on my part got COD Practice Thursday as cool and amazing as my ninja skillz may be i generally cannot be in two places at once...

[Paul]

Ok so we have 3 soldiers and a fairy, what time you guys game for 19:00? 20:00?

[Phatso]

And the award for the most INAPPROPRIATELY named thread goes to.... :woah:

We are also level 31ish i think.

* Paul - Soldier
* j0nny - Hunter (he said so on the phone)
* Lee - UberSoldatn wiff turret of epic naasness
* Phatso - super hawt phasing bitch

DO IT AT SEVEN

[Phatso]

I double post because I can.

So is it safe to assume that we will be taking a break 2nite Jonno + Lee?
Or not.. I don't mind, but I am still at work.

Let me know because I can't wait any longer baby... I sit watching my Steam friends list waiting for you foooo's to come online :'(

PS : Yes, I have lost my mind. Completely. But its cool, cos I think I like it :candi:

[Paul]

I will be on TS jusst before 19:00 tonight so that we can sort out the organisational stuff i.e. who is going to host the server etc

[s3xy_j0nny]

I can't do eet tonight, Candy, I've got poker. Not much time for RL atm with work. Sure you can get Arse-and-Phlegm to join the three of you.

[J_Th4ng]

s3xy_j0nny ]
I can't do eet tonight, Candy, I've got poker. Not much time for RL atm with work. Sure you can get Arse-and-Phlegm to join the three of you.




FAIL on my part got COD Practice Thursday as cool and amazing as my ninja skillz may be i generally cannot be in two places at once...

[Paul]

Fine it will just be me Lee and Phatso pwning!

Bring on the Skrags!

[SoSheOhPathix]

How sad...

Some people sell their viginity on EBay.
This clown tries to give it away on a Gayming forum, and you end up trying to organise an 4-person online gaym, and failing.

[Stu]

How sad...

Some people sell their viginity on EBay.
This clown tries to give it away on a Gayming forum, and you end up trying to organise an 4-person online gaym, and failing.


So are you asking for an invite SoShe? I'm sure you can join the boyz...

[SoSheOhPathix]

Not really, no.
Being that my main character is a soldier, that would make 3 soldiers and one useless wench.

I'm currently making reruns of older games I gave up on, in the hope that new, improved graphics will make them more interesting. Games like Crysis, Fallout 3, etc.
Plus, I am trying to finish Mass Effect.... but the constant babbling is soooo tedious.

I only play online on Friday and Saturday nights.

[Stu]

I know what you mean with Mass Effect! Tried to finish this on my Xbox but waiting for the conversations to end and making the right choices gets a bit tiring... geeeeeeiiiive me the killing!

Fallout 3 is another title I want to complete got pretty far till my PC broke!

[SlipperyDuck]

As per Euwg, I will prolly only be able to get online from 'bout 8. >> Kids n wife, n feeding frenzy, n animal charming an' wot notzors.

So no technical goo roo to help you through those borderlands tough times until 8 . . .

What quest you on Paul?

[Paul]

I have just entered "Trash Coast" or something like that to get the 3 piece of the Vault key

[SlipperyDuck]

U R ahead of us then. . .. one of us will have to host.

[s3xy_j0nny]

U R ahead of us then. . .. one of us will have to host.


Talk kak, Duckface old chap. We've got all 3 pieces of the vault key and done a mission or two since then, unless the editing has completely fried my brain and I imagined all that...

[Phatso]

one useless wench.

duel me and we can see the "useless wench"...

I got my Soldier boy Lee and the Dominatrix-Hunter Jonno to vouch, my bitch definitely isn't a "useless wench" :readthis:

:p

[SlipperyDuck]

JA! had a duel last night with the phetwun. ZOMG I lasted 0.23 seconds.
Was like instadeth. Unbelievable!

[Megageth]

That bitch got an evil laugh too.

[Paul]

Thanks to Lee and Phatso for showing me the way. We done gone made it all the way to the end, the Vault baddie is Fooken huge.

I will sort out my Router Firewall so that I can host games in the future and I will also finish the game on my ace so that we can Co-OP on Playthrough 2

Oh and I can testify that Phatso's siren is not a useless wench, I think I lasted .000002 seconds in a duel

[SoSheOhPathix]

All fine and well she can win a duel, but how does that contribute to the collective effort in any way? In fact, WTF is the point of that at all?
None of her 'skills' are team orientated, whereas characters like the soldier can attribute skill points to things like team healing, reviving and rearming.
So she can turn invisible and run fast... How does that help anyone else in the team?

Apparently, the concept of co-op game play is lost on you.

[Phatso]

:slap:

The concept of the person who deals most of the damage is lost to you then. A DPS class sacrifices utility for sheer killing power. I like that.
The Siren can destroy shields on enemies in the blink of an eye and then let the rest of the dudes finish em off.
I can act as somewhat of a smaller, more agile and petite Brick in that I hold the aggro as a result of the damage I do.
With different builds I can chain stun enemies. CHAIN STUN. So they are unable to dish damage to the team.
With regard to the PhaseWalk ability, its the same as saying "OMG, the hunter can throw a bird, how dof is that"...
Also, you can edit it so that the PhaseWalk STUNS a a whole group of enemies. Its called crowd control.

Also, I have a talent that increases TEAM experience, damage and speed when I kill an enemy. If you don't think that its helpful, I don't know.

I admire the soldiers, the healing is obviously epic and unlimited ammo means more killing. The soldier is the All-rounder. Heals, rearms etc. And a team will fail without one to be quite honest. But I wanted a class that fucks shit up. And thats what the Siren does. And she does it VERY well.

Care to carry on with this? Could probably write a thesis on why the Siren class is important :cool:

[Paul]

All I can say is that Phatso (Lee and I as well) fucked up the baddies 6 love and I had a blast doing it.

Phatty you can be my Siren anytime!

[SlipperyDuck]

just waiting for the virtual snogging then we're all done. . . .

[SoSheOhPathix]

Look. She gave you PMS too.
Time to change your tampon, young lady

[Phatso]

Touché.

Although, my argument is still highly valid :)

[Stu]

+ 1 to you guys, its a pity I fell so behind, lvld up to 29 last night... still wanna play co-op this evening... any takers?