Zero f*ck will be givin......

[BadA$$jack]

Good day guys and ladies,

First of all I like to thank you guys for rAge, what a epic weekend,
awesome meeting you guys.

What the story ????

I was asked the weekend by a few "why haven't you join", but after the
weekend it should be "what took me so long" !!!

As I explained to many I'm often out of the country in deep dark Africa,
so by joining I'll be committed as much as possible when in country and
when in Africa 0 f w b g !!!:p

Please consider this application, hear from you soon.

BadA$$jack

[Phatso]

"why haven't you join"

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Epic stuff Badass. Here's how its going to go. People are going to ask you lots of questions. Make sure you answer all of them. Then it gets thought about and he decision gets made.

My question:

WAT VE STORY? I joke...

Why [grrr]?

[BadA$$jack]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Epic stuff Badass. Here's how its going to go. People are going to ask you lots of questions. Make sure you answer all of them. Then it gets thought about and he decision gets made.

My question:

WAT VE STORY? I joke...

Why [grrr]?

Being in the previous clan, HF - it was all about having fun and that
was exactly what went down, we had FUN, the n that ended and they
disbanded....

Skouperd wanted me to join more than a year ago ,but couldn't really
commit with me working most of the time in Africa, but after this
weekend i shoulD ask myself why the f did it TAKE ME THIS LONG !!!

Hope this answers your qeustion

[DryMan]

awesome stuff badass!

mine will be a two part question.

what makes Britain so great?
and how has England's recent economic growth rate affected the unicorn population?

[Megageth]

What do you do in Deepest Darkest Africa?
Which countries?
Can we have some diamonds?
What's the smallest bribe you have ever paid?

[Voetsek-Mikey]

About Fucking time.

Ignore Dryman's questions. ( KAK vraag volgens my )

What Makes Grrr so great and what will you do to make it even better.

[BadA$$jack]

awesome stuff badass!

mine will be a two part question.

what makes Britain so great?
and how has England's recent economic growth rate affected the unicorn population?


Read Voetsek 's reply

[BadA$$jack]

What do you do in Deepest Darkest Africa?
Which countries?
Can we have some diamonds?
What's the smallest bribe you have ever paid?

I'm working for Shoprite Checkers as an IT engineer.

Ghana,Nigeria,Angola,Uganda,Malawi,Zambia,Tanzania ,DRC,Mozambique,Zimbabwe,Botswana,Namibia

I haven't tried doing diamonds, sure the prisons in Africa is BAD

$200

[BadA$$jack]

About Fucking time.

Ignore Dryman's questions. ( KAK vraag volgens my )

What Makes Grrr so great and what will you do to make it even better.

LOL,

Thx mate( ook gedink dis n kak vraag)

Well if I can go by what went down @ rAge the past weekend, I realizedwhat a great bunch of guys and ladies GRRR has, friendly and wacked out like me, and what to do to make it beterr, well with me in GRRR will add to the madness....:D

[Voetsek-Mikey]

Good answer Bad@ss,


Name 5 bad meals you have had in a African country and name the country.

[BadA$$jack]

Good answer Bad@ss,


Name 5 bad meals you have had in a African country and name the country.

Chicken soup - Uganda
Uncooked Cod - Mozambique
Steak (could have been dog,horse,human) - Nigeria
Steers - Tanzania (did through up afterwards)
Pork - Angola ( had the shits for 2 weeks)

[RussianElite.]

Badass! Great stuff, what Band is associated with "What the story"?

[BadA$$jack]

Badass! Great stuff, what Band is associated with "What the story"?

Oasis you morning glory !!!!

[RussianElite.]

Roflmao Yebo!

[Skouperd]

Ok, the questions to date was boring… here are some really cool ones…

1. How is the golden ratio, also known as Phi, correlated to Jono tea-bagging Paul?
2. If I want to hit the golf ball as far as possible, using a 9.5 degree driver, and a swing speed of 140km/h, what is the optimal angle of launch that is required to achieve maximum distance?
3. During the game of Risk that was played on Sunday morning 03:00 Russia invaded England, what statistical relevance did that had to the fact that the share prices of Telkom dropped again on Monday morning?
4. What psychological impact does "zero fucks given" during rAge2012 weekend has on the mental development of lesser clans.

Ps, I expect nothing less than a 500 word answer… to each of the questions…

[DryMan]

badass, i want a proper answer.

mikey fokoff.

[BadA$$jack]

Ok, the questions to date was boring… here are some really cool ones…

1. How is the golden ratio, also known as Phi, correlated to Jono tea-bagging Paul?
2. If I want to hit the golf ball as far as possible, using a 9.5 degree driver, and a swing speed of 140km/h, what is the optimal angle of launch that is required to achieve maximum distance?
3. During the game of Risk that was played on Sunday morning 03:00 Russia invaded England, what statistical relevance did that had to the fact that the share prices of Telkom dropped again on Monday morning?
4. Who gave zero fucks during rAge2012

Ps, I expect nothing less than a 500 word answer… to each of the questions…


Guess what ZERO fucks are givin to your qeustions......;)

[Skouperd]

Guess what ZERO fucks are givin to your qeustions......;)

no dude... you will not be getting away with that one so easily....

[BadA$$jack]

awesome stuff badass!

mine will be a two part question.

what makes Britain so great?
and how has England's recent economic growth rate affected the unicorn population?

Ok,

in fact Britain isn't that great as so many poms relocate to SA, and there rugby is up to crap!!!

maybe if you put on some weight by eating more burgers the unicorn population will bubble and England's economy can go to Sh!ts

[Hubris]

Nice we havnt had fresh meat for a while! Pity you can't be considered for a competitive team. So I guess the only question to ask you is who in grrr you would most like to spoon with? Name and shame! Oh yes, and what other games are you interested in apart from the field of battle?

[BadA$$jack]

Nice we havnt had fresh meat for a while! Pity you can't be considered for a competitive team. So I guess the only question to ask you is who in grrr you would most like to spoon with? Name and shame! Oh yes, and what other games are you interested in apart from the field of battle?

Any reason why I can't be considered???

As long as I'm big spoon it will have to be ....... sh!t all you guys are extremely ........ not my tipe !!! :D

We (skouperd and a few other play Supreme Commander once a week) and I also enjoy COD 4, but don't know for how long its still going to be played. Any racing game I'm also keen on.

[RussianElite.]

I think in the sense that your not gonna be here alot or consistentley. (being in dark Africa and what not) But obviousley you can play when your here :P



As long as I'm big spoon it will have to be ....... sh!t all you guys are extremely ........ not my tipe !!! :D



LIES! I know you were watching me while I sleep.

[Skouperd]

Any reason why I can't be considered???


I should perhaps warn the clan... we have a not so bright one on our hands.... But since I know badass for over 20 years, I'll explain it to him in simple language...

"fire good, dial-up bad"

(want jy sit in afrika ffs...)

[BadA$$jack]

I should perhaps warn the clan... we have a not so bright one on our hands.... But since I know badass for over 20 years, I'll explain it to him in simple language...

"fire good, dial-up bad"

(want jy sit in afrika ffs...)

who is the dumbass here ...... think you wanna say "FIBRE good,
dail-up bad"

hahaha don't get smartass with me !!!

[Skouperd]

cave men in africa don't use fiber... they use smoke signals caused by fire... no stop stalling and get back to answering the questions.

[J_Th4ng]

Eish, two Dutchmen having an argument over who is the most stupid...

It's a tie!

[BadA$$jack]

Eish, two Dutchmen having an argument over who is the most stupid...

It's a tie!

thx mate feeling the love.... :(

[BadA$$jack]

LIES! I know you were watching me while I sleep.

At least I wasn't fondling Skouperd

[RussianElite.]

Touche

[flycatchr]

i know you have an inkling of what a hairy blender is, please describe the process and what button on some mouses make it more visually effective?

[BadA$$jack]

i know you have an inkling of what a hairy blender is, please describe the process and what button on some mouses make it more visually effective?

You have to use your forefinger, and rapidly move it back and forth

got to be the mouse button !!! :D

[BadA$$jack]

Touche

:p like you would touch me you sexy thing !!!

[Skouperd]

:p like you would touch me you sexy thing !!!

and I just lost my lunch...

[Paul]

Only getting round to this now so here are my questions

1. Why is the sun round and so is your bunghole even though they are totally different things
2. Other than j0nny and Stu who are the 2 biggest douches in the clan
3. Yo dawg how is 102

That is it for now

[BadA$$jack]

Only getting round to this now so here are my questions

1. Why is the sun round and so is your bunghole even though they are totally different things
2. Other than j0nny and Stu who are the 2 biggest douches in the clan
3. Yo dawg how is 102

That is it for now

1. who said my bunghole is round
2. have to be skoups !!!! hahahha
3. wtf ?!?!

[Stu]

Incorrect Answer for question 2 the correct answer is Paul is the biggest douche
Insufficient translation and answer for question 3 try again!

Questions:

1.If what is not and not is what then what is what and what not is not?
2.Do you believe the human species is the only 'intelligent' life form in this universe. Justify your answer.
3. Who was a leading figure in Quantum Physics and its research?

[BadA$$jack]

Incorrect Answer for question 2 the correct answer is Paul is the biggest douche
Insufficient translation and answer for question 3 try again!

Questions:

1.If what is not and not is what then what is what and what not is not?
2.Do you believe the human species is the only 'intelligent' life form in this universe. Justify your answer.
3. Who was a leading figure in Quantum Physics and its research?

1. What not
2. yes, you are walking among us !!!
3. The man on the moon

[Stu]

2. yes, you are walking among us !!!


Flattery will get you no were! Not unless you take your shirt off and proceed to foliage hump a bush!

Try provide a substantiated and comprehensive answer to our questions. Gives us a good indication if you think in the box or you don't have a box at all!

[Onyx]

Nice to see you applying MrBadAss and it was nice meeting you at rAge, too. (What is your real name again?)

Just some quick questions that should hopefully not tax your brain too much:

1. What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word 'grrr'?
2. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
3. What is the scariest thing you have ever done?
4. What is the most fun thing you have ever done?
5. What is the first thing you look for or notice when looking at a woman?

That is all for now...

[s3xy_j0nny]

WOOOOOOO! BadAss has finally applied!

My only question: tell us the most embarrassing story you can remember from high school involving Denis.

[NoMaD]

Welcome welcome!

you say you play supreme commander, what was your opinion of Supreme com 2?

If you could only get one of the 4 pc games what would it be? Far cry 3, Crysis 3, Medal of honor warfighter and assassins creed 3.

How would you describe how many fucks were given?

Who was the previous clan leader before Paul and what is their name for new recruits?

who should be called the ginger bread man?

what does Sexy_Jonny, Snakestyle, Tyger and Hubris have in common on an average night of gaming?

Who in the clan has the most steam games and how many do they own?

Why does U2M play with the support class and how does he troll people?

That is all... for now!

[Hubris]

Be advised!: some of these questions are intended to inspire you to speak to various guys in the clan and get to know them in order to find answers to the questions. They're great ice breakers and you'll see method in the madness!

Now that the questions are gettin spicy here are mine:

- Where did you meet Skoups and what did he do to become your friend?
- Wie in grrr se naam is Afrikaans maar hy/sy praat Engels?
- What is Nomad's nickname in game? Clue: it's N********* Nomad.
- Which grrr member owns a Barbie bed?
- Who came up with the hairy blender and what is it?

Hang in there dude you're doing well!

[BadA$$jack]

Nice to see you applying MrBadAss and it was nice meeting you at rAge, too. (What is your real name again?)

Just some quick questions that should hopefully not tax your brain too much:

1. What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word 'grrr'?
2. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
3. What is the scariest thing you have ever done?
4. What is the most fun thing you have ever done?
5. What is the first thing you look for or notice when looking at a woman?

That is all for now...

1. a bunch of wackheads
2. a architect, but guess Skouperd and I was in a sh1tty school
3. Paragliding
4. spending last weekend with the grrr guys and girls
5. got to be the eyes, my girlfriend got the most beautiful blue eyes !!

[BadA$$jack]

WOOOOOOO! BadAss has finally applied!

My only question: tell us the most embarrassing story you can remember from high school involving Denis.

walking into Denis's hostel room, him trying to hide his morning glory !!!

[BadA$$jack]

Welcome welcome!

you say you play supreme commander, what was your opinion of Supreme com 2?

If you could only get one of the 4 pc games what would it be? Far cry 3, Crysis 3, Medal of honor warfighter and assassins creed 3.

How would you describe how many fucks were given?

Who was the previous clan leader before Paul and what is their name for new recruits?

who should be called the ginger bread man?

what does Sexy_Jonny, Snakestyle, Tyger and Hubris have in common on an average night of gaming?

Who in the clan has the most steam games and how many do they own?

Why does U2M play with the support class and how does he troll people?

That is all... for now!

Thx,

Forged Alliance ??? great game !!
Have to be MOH Warfighter ( you buying me 1 :D)
plain and simple ZERO f*cks were given
think it was Shady, douch bags ???
Stu
Swearing nonstop
Jarred would guess 50
cause he spray and pray, call them hackers

[BadA$$jack]

Be advised!: some of these questions are intended to inspire you to speak to various guys in the clan and get to know them in order to find answers to the questions. They're great ice breakers and you'll see method in the madness!

Now that the questions are gettin spicy here are mine:

- Where did you meet Skoups and what did he do to become your friend?
- Wie in grrr se naam is Afrikaans maar hy/sy praat Engels?
- What is Nomad's nickname in game? Clue: it's N********* Nomad.
- Which grrr member owns a Barbie bed?
- Who came up with the hairy blender and what is it?

Hang in there dude you're doing well!

1. We met in Botswana, his mom was looking for people to share the
liftclub, becuase our mothers had to drive every weekend +- 300km.
2. Paul
3. NoMabz4
4. Paul......(just joking) - Onyx
5. Flycatcher, it's your a$$hole teabagging someone

[RussianElite.]

walking into Denis's hostel room, him trying to hide his morning glory !!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just died :thanks:

[Hubris]

Hahaha very good, I'm impressed! You got a few wrong though so chase those up on mumble when you get a chance. 2, 3 and 4.

[NoMaD]

Here are the questions you were a little off in. Best way to find out is to jam with the dudes or ask on shout box. :)

3, is shady, but that is not what she called them.

4. it is not stu, but you are on the skinny path

5. that would be the whole clan... but that is not what they specifically do.

6. Jarrod is correct, but that is not the exact number.

7. Mark does spray and pray, and often hit nothing, but that is not how he trolls.

Good luck with the completion of this quest!

[BadA$$jack]

Here are the questions you were a little off in. Best way to find out is to jam with the dudes or ask on shout box. :)

3, is shady, but that is not what she called them.

4. it is not stu, but you are on the skinny path

5. that would be the whole clan... but that is not what they specifically do.

6. Jarrod is correct, but that is not the exact number.

7. Mark does spray and pray, and often hit nothing, but that is not how he trolls.

Good luck with the completion of this quest!

4. Dryman
5. smoke green stuff
6. 74

[BadA$$jack]

Hahaha very good, I'm impressed! You got a few wrong though so chase those up on mumble when you get a chance. 2, 3 and 4.

as soon as I'm back in SA I will jump on mumble and get them..., flying to Tanzania tomorrow morning and of to mount Kilomanjaro on Sat

[Voetsek-Mikey]

1. If 10 men and 5 women do a work in 3 days. In how many days will 3 men and 2 women do it?
2. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

[BadA$$jack]

1. If 10 men and 5 women do a work in 3 days. In how many days will 3 men and 2 women do it?
2. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

Still 3 days
he doesn't sleep for 8 days :p

[BadA$$jack]

Clearly zero fucks are given to my application !!!:confused:

[flycatchr]

it was clearly a 0FG weekend Jackie boy :p

so - the hairy blender - you almost have right, find me online and i will demonstrate :)

there are some mouses that have a setting on them that make the blender more effective - what is that button and why ?

please explain your GFs reaction when you tell her what a tea bag is and once you know exactly what a blender is, her reaction to that too :)

[Skouperd]

ok, some more questions... I am enjoying this...

1. When are you coming back to SA... I need a hand with the burglar bars in the games room.
2. How many grrr-members is linked to CTWUG, name them in alphabetical order
3. When will you get connected onto CTWUG
4. Will you screw a dead chicken? Explain your answer.

[BadA$$jack]

ok, some more questions... I am enjoying this...

1. When are you coming back to SA... I need a hand with the burglar bars in the games room.
2. How many grrr-members is linked to CTWUG, name them in alphabetical order
3. When will you get connected onto CTWUG
4. Will you screw a dead chicken? Explain your answer.

1. Friday night late, can assist over the weekend
2. 2 - Jarrod, Skouperd
3. Once you get me the kit :D
4. You sick f*ck........ so NO , wait maybe on weekends :readthis:

[Skouperd]

1. Friday night late, can assist over the weekend
2. 2 - Jarrod, Skouperd
3. Once you get me the kit :D
4. You sick f*ck........ so NO , wait maybe on weekends :readthis:

1. Thanks, let's play it by ear, perhaps we can have a braai, I haven't had one in ages.
2. You are missing 2 grrr guys on that list. The one have the longest link on CTWUG, while the other one is working at Home Choice. May I suggest you just jump on TS / Mumble when you are back in SA, then you could chat with the guys and find out who's who. (or you could bribe some individual with biltong....)
3. Kit is awaiting a money transfer... ;-)
4. Whether or not you are prepared to screw a dead chicken has nothing really to do with anything, the cool thing is analysing the thought process that went into formulating the answer. Analysing said thought patern and answer actually tells one a lot about your moral fibre and how much you've been indoctrinated by various believes. When I've asked this question to religious fanantics, (apart from them nearly burning me at a stake), they immediately answer with a "no ways!" but when you start analysing the response and the reason for their answer, one determines that they have no real reason for their strong answer and that the response is based on nothing more than indoctrination. In a UK parlementary hearing on beastiality, the question arised whether screwing a living animal should be condemned or not... one female MP's ((aparantly a good looking one at that) stood up and addressed the floor... "Look Ladies and Gentlemen, I will rather be fucked than eaten. If we are to ban beastiality, we might as well all become vegans". The case was closed. You have no problem to eat chickens, so what exactly is the problem with screwing a dead one? Any event, that's my mind phuck for the morning... I am off to do some real work... (Ps, if you go back to the archives on Mensa, this was actually a serious debate in 2004)

Ps. regarding the braai... how does stuff chicken sound like?

[BadA$$jack]

1. Thanks, let's play it by ear, perhaps we can have a braai, I haven't had one in ages.
2. You are missing 2 grrr guys on that list. The one have the longest link on CTWUG, while the other one is working at Home Choice. May I suggest you just jump on TS / Mumble when you are back in SA, then you could chat with the guys and find out who's who. (or you could bribe some individual with biltong....)
3. Kit is awaiting a money transfer... ;-)
4. Whether or not you are prepared to screw a dead chicken has nothing really to do with anything, the cool thing is analysing the thought process that went into formulating the answer. Analysing said thought patern and answer actually tells one a lot about your moral fibre and how much you've been indoctrinated by various believes. When I've asked this question to religious fanantics, (apart from them nearly burning me at a stake), they immediately answer with a "no ways!" but when you start analysing the response and the reason for their answer, one determines that they have no real reason for their strong answer and that the response is based on nothing more than indoctrination. In a UK parlementary hearing on beastiality, the question arised whether screwing a living animal should be condemned or not... one female MP's ((aparantly a good looking one at that) stood up and addressed the floor... "Look Ladies and Gentlemen, I will rather be fucked than eaten. If we are to ban beastiality, we might as well all become vegans". The case was closed. You have no problem to eat chickens, so what exactly is the problem with screwing a dead one? Any event, that's my mind phuck for the morning... I am off to do some real work... (Ps, if you go back to the archives on Mensa, this was actually a serious debate in 2004)

Ps. regarding the braai... how does stuff chicken sound like?

1. Sounds cool, will let you know
2. Jarrod, Skouperd, Slodaz, Stu
3. Thought you guys had "extra" kit...... donations???
4. You sick F*ck..... still NO !!!! :retard:

[Skouperd]

1. Sounds cool, will let you know
2. Jarrod, Skouperd, Slodaz, Stu
3. Thought you guys had "extra" kit...... donations???
4. You sick F*ck..... still NO !!!! :retard:

2. You have Slodaz correct yes, but it ain't Stu...
4. Guess it gives a new meaning to term "being a chicken shit" now doesn't it...

[BadA$$jack]

2. You have Slodaz correct yes, but it ain't Stu...
4. Guess it gives a new meaning to term "being a chicken shit" now doesn't it...

3. Jonno
4. sorry for the disappointment's, but I like to park my member into a different place than a chicken !!!

[Skouperd]

3. jonno...

FFS, why don't you just get a list of all the people in GRRR and work your way down it... for crying out loud, stop guessing and do some real research...

[BadA$$jack]

3. jonno...

FFS, why don't you just get a list of all the people in GRRR and work your way down it... for crying out loud, stop guessing and do some real research...

Ok..... go f*ck youself as 0 f*ck are given!!!!

[Voetsek-Mikey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXeGQK63ylo

What is the best thing about a SA Braai?

And which of the guys or girls in the video can you relate to? And explain.

[pmurgs]

2. 2 - Jarrod, Skouperd


Application to join Grrr DENIED.

[NiteShade]

First of all, Mikey, that vid was kak. No self-respecting braai master would ever pierce the wors! FFS I'm American and even I know that.

Secondly, Mr. Badass... I think you are a good guy from meeting you at this year's braai... but ya gotta tone down the Mr. Cool guy attitude and seriously answer the questions. What you are being asked here is not about a popularity contest, but grrr okes wanting to get to know you better. You already have a good head start by being affiliated with Skoups so don't blow it. (BTW.. Denis I have chickens as pets and I just gotta say I am very happy you live in Cape Town and nowhere near me! Sicko!)

Anywho, Badass... what is ur real name anyhow? Regardless, you need to put some more research in boy. You got the answer correct that I was the leader before Paul... but you never answered what I called new recruits... specifically Nomad. (I really miss those days.) GIVE US AN ANSWER!

My questions are as follows:
1. Name the grrr leaders in order since the foundation of the clan.
2. What is your interpretation as to why the clan's name is "grrr"?
3. Answer this riddle:
I'm a 7 letter word.
You read my daily.
My 5th, 6th and 7th letter increases every year.
My 3rd and 4th letters are the same.
My 3rd, 2nd, and 5th letters cover 75% of the world.
WHAT AM I???
4. What do you have to offer grrr as a clan?
5. What is your favourite animal?
6. What do you think of Canadians?

Looking forward to your educated replies...

[BadA$$jack]

First of all, Mikey, that vid was kak. No self-respecting braai master would ever pierce the wors! FFS I'm American and even I know that.

Secondly, Mr. Badass... I think you are a good guy from meeting you at this year's braai... but ya gotta tone down the Mr. Cool guy attitude and seriously answer the questions. What you are being asked here is not about a popularity contest, but grrr okes wanting to get to know you better. You already have a good head start by being affiliated with Skoups so don't blow it. (BTW.. Denis I have chickens as pets and I just gotta say I am very happy you live in Cape Town and nowhere near me! Sicko!)

Anywho, Badass... what is ur real name anyhow? Regardless, you need to put some more research in boy. You got the answer correct that I was the leader before Paul... but you never answered what I called new recruits... specifically Nomad. (I really miss those days.) GIVE US AN ANSWER!

My questions are as follows:
1. Name the grrr leaders in order since the foundation of the clan.
2. What is your interpretation as to why the clan's name is "grrr"?
3. Answer this riddle:
I'm a 7 letter word.
You read my daily.
My 5th, 6th and 7th letter increases every year.
My 3rd and 4th letters are the same.
My 3rd, 2nd, and 5th letters cover 75% of the world.
WHAT AM I???
4. What do you have to offer grrr as a clan?
5. What is your favourite animal?
6. What do you think of Canadians?

Looking forward to your educated replies...

My real name is Jacques

1. I think( Jono,Lee,Shady,Paul and now Lee again
2. sure it got something to do with the hairy blender
3. hate riddles
4. smiles !!!
5. Cats
6. Don't know any, so will not comment

[SlipperyDuck]

--- YOU FAILED, but we still accetped you ---

Congratulations new member.

[TygerBS]

Congrats man. Welcome to the party!

[Skouperd]

oh shit... another one joined the nuthouse

[BadA$$jack]

--- YOU FAILED, but we still accetped you ---

Congratulations new member.


:trophy1:

Thx guys and girls!!! :D

Will carry them tags with pride and serve them well ....