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[BU5T3R]

good day

i would like to be part of the grrrsquad. i know grrvoetsek, played with him a few times. please let me know how to go further in joining the clan.

thanx

[DryMan]

ooooh fresh meat! :D

[RussianElite.]

Ok the guys in the clan are gonna ask you weird qeustions about anything and nothing, related or unrelated so see if your grrr material. How you answer these questions determines if you gonna cut it or not.

Answer this question. Even tho you dont know these 2 guys yet, which one of the two sounds like the bigger douch just by looking at their nicks.. Paul or Stu? You must answer..

[Thor_23]

Howzit dude.

Have you played with anyone from the clan besides Mike?
Its recomended that you look out for the other clan members when you are online and play a bit so that we can get to know you.

Otherwise, please give us more details about yourself?
ie. name, age, line of work, where you live, hobbies and interests etc....

gl

[s3xy_j0nny]

Ahoy there! As Thor said, squad up on the servers as much as possible with grrrbians. Also, answer this starter question please:

If you became President of the World, list these people in the order that you would have them executed, and give your reasons.

Lady Gaga, Julius Malema, Robert Mugabe, Josh Groban, Justin Bieber, Tom Cruise, Simon Cowell.

[RussianElite.]

Ahoy there! As Thor said, squad up on the servers as much as possible with grrrbians. Also, answer this starter question please:

If you became President of the World, list these people in the order that you would have them executed, and give your reasons.

Lady Gaga, Julius Malema, Robert Mugabe, Josh Groban, Justin Bieber, Tom Cruise, Simon Cowell.

Those are all names that I would like to see come to justice, specially Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber's crimes against music and humanity!

[Stu]

Welcome to the forums! Say howdie in the shout box and squad up with the grrrbians secondly don't listen to a word that communist Russian has to say!

Question: Capitalism will ruin the world because..... (finish the sentence)

[SlipperyDuck]

7 ?

[BU5T3R]

Ok the guys in the clan are gonna ask you weird qeustions about anything and nothing, related or unrelated so see if your grrr material. How you answer these questions determines if you gonna cut it or not.

Answer this question. Even tho you dont know these 2 guys yet, which one of the two sounds like the bigger douch just by looking at their nicks.. Paul or Stu? You must answer..

Paul sound normal, Stu... its different. well i wont call anyone a douch as i dont know them yet, but just to answer your question, i'll go with stu:blush:

[BU5T3R]

Howzit dude.

Have you played with anyone from the clan besides Mike?
Its recomended that you look out for the other clan members when you are online and play a bit so that we can get to know you.

Otherwise, please give us more details about yourself?
ie. name, age, line of work, where you live, hobbies and interests etc....

gl

no i haven't played with some of the other guys in the clan. will join a few games. will add some of you guys to see where you are on the servers. my name is Tiaan. live in Kraaifontein, 21 years old. i like to play games in my free time, mostly FPS and racing. play Diablo 3 a little but not much lately. work in the retail industry for Chaos computers. computers and games are pretty much my interests.

[BU5T3R]

Ahoy there! As Thor said, squad up on the servers as much as possible with grrrbians. Also, answer this starter question please:

If you became President of the World, list these people in the order that you would have them executed, and give your reasons.

Lady Gaga, Julius Malema, Robert Mugabe, Josh Groban, Justin Bieber, Tom Cruise, Simon Cowell.

Juliun Malema and Robert Mugabe 1st (just for the fun of it and coz i dont like them. Justin Bieber (coz of his haircut and and sings like a girl). Josh Groban (coz i dont know him so it wont do any harm). Simon Cowell (he needs a life and would get that in hell ad lady gaga (just for no reason)

[BU5T3R]

Welcome to the forums! Say howdie in the shout box and squad up with the grrrbians secondly don't listen to a word that communist Russian has to say!

Question: Capitalism will ruin the world because..... (finish the sentence)

... Hitler is Dead

[Stu]

Paul sound normal, Stu... its different. well i wont call anyone a douch as i dont know them yet, but just to answer your question, i'll go with stu:blush:

wrong answer, you will come to learn that Paul is always the biggest douche followed closely by noobcake Russian douchedickface.

but as I said over time you will learn this.

[RussianElite.]

wrong answer, you will come to learn that Paul is always the biggest douche followed closely by noobcake Russian douchedickface.

but as I said over time you will learn this.

Either one would have been the correct answer so you correct, dont be deceived Buster as the devil has many faces!

[J_Th4ng]

Morning Tiaan, welcome to the home of GRRR.

I have a few serious questions for you:

1. Why GRRR? You mentioned that you know Voetsek, how well do you know him?
2. You are quite young for this clan. If accepted, you'd be the youngest member by a few years (we have a number of people that are 40+ in the clan). Doesn't this bother you? Wouldn't you prefer hanging out with people your own age?
3. What's your gaming history?
4. I see from your BL profile that you currently represent the Judges clan. Why are you looking to move?
5. What can you bring to GRRR?

The general craziness of the application process has begun, with the usual weird questions being thrown. I though would like to know a bit more about you.

I encourage you to squad up with us in game, so that we can get to know you a bit better. If you don't have it, download Mumble and join our channel whenever you play so that we can chat with you and get to know you. Send me a PM if you're keen to do this, and I'll send you our mumble server details (subject to the approval of our clan leader, of course).

I hope that you get on well here. We're a bunch of BF players, but more than that, we're a strong group of friends. We get together on a regular basis in our respective cities, and at least once a year have an annual gathering (usually at rAge). The core/founding members of the clan have been together for about 6 years now, people don't leave GRRR. Once you're in, your in for life.

If this is what you're looking for, then hang in there with the application. It'll take a while, we always want to know the people that we let into our group. But it'll be worth it in the long run. If this doesn't sound like what you're looking for, then maybe you're in the wrong place?

Either way, it's good to make your acquaintance.

[s3xy_j0nny]

Question: Capitalism will ruin the world because..... (finish the sentence)


... Hitler is Dead

Hahahahaha. +1 I like the way you think.

Q2: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Q3: What is the correct response when someone is flaming you in global chat on a BF3 server?

[Skouperd]

1. You say you know voetsek, do you think that is a good thing or a bad thing in your application?
2. What is your node for CTWUG?
3. Who is CTWUG God?
4. Explain your relationship to Jamie and Adam.
5. Why is phi so beautiful?
6. What other games do you play?
7. With regard to what Mr Dragonne said, you need to bear in mind that a fair number of people in this clan have worked with computers for longer than what you've been breathing. How does that make you feel?

That's my questions for now.

[Phatso]

1. Who is the BUSTER who kept Vinny D out of handcuffs and what song played in the background. Bonus points for YouTube video link.

[BU5T3R]

Morning Tiaan, welcome to the home of GRRR.

I have a few serious questions for you:

1. Why GRRR? You mentioned that you know Voetsek, how well do you know him?
2. You are quite young for this clan. If accepted, you'd be the youngest member by a few years (we have a number of people that are 40+ in the clan). Doesn't this bother you? Wouldn't you prefer hanging out with people your own age?
3. What's your gaming history?
4. I see from your BL profile that you currently represent the Judges clan. Why are you looking to move?
5. What can you bring to GRRR?
.

1. got to know voetsek through one of my colegues. he comes by at our store alot when he has nothing to do. dont know him realy well but we played quite a few times together om BF.

2. like they say, age is just a number. voetsek mentioned that the guys and girls in the clan are in that age group. most of my friends dont play BF, either dont have the time or the PC to play it, but i say you make time to relax and enjoy the game if your PC can handle it. i like playing BF, i make time to play if i can, most of the time i can. playing with people older than me wont bother me at all, its always a good thing to have the older people give you a few tips, like i saw that you guys are quite experienced in BF, got pawned quite a few times by Paul and Megageth last night.

3. BF is my first online game, so i am quite new to the online gaming thing, but i enjoy it alot and looking forward to playing with you guys. before i got internet i mostly played FPS and strategic games. thats the 2 main game tipes i like. loved playing CoD but BF is just way better for me.

4. i may be rude for me to say what i am going to say, but the Judges are falling apart. at the begining it was a group af dedicated players but nowadays its just every man for himself. i like to play in a team as it makes the game much more fun. im looking to move to a clan that is more like a family, like voetsek said you guys get along very well and that is what i am looking for. being part of this clan would be just what i am looking for.

5. what i can bring to GRRR would be just a question of what you want from me. like i said i am a team player and like to follow orders from squad members. i am mostly the type that explore the enviroment and let the other know what the suroundings is etc. to put it this way, i am like the test dummy. sometimes to wreckless but working on it to not be to wreckless. must say i am not the leader type as it is not me as a person to give orders and as i am less experienced as you guys it would just be best for me to follow the orders and not give any.

if there is anything else anyone want to know, feel free to ask. would like to join the mumble chat with you guys, have downloaded it so i would just need the settings for your chat if it is approved by the other members and leaders.

you can also pop me a mail on "tiaan.rohan@mweb.co.za"

[BU5T3R]

Hahahahaha. +1 I like the way you think.

Q2: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Q3: What is the correct response when someone is flaming you in global chat on a BF3 server?

q2. well the answer for me is actuly simple, "f*<k the people, we are the people"

q3. well i wont say it to the guy/girl directly on ther BF server as it would be against the admins etc, "go f*ck yourself"

[BU5T3R]

1. You say you know voetsek, do you think that is a good thing or a bad thing in your application?
2. What is your node for CTWUG?
3. Who is CTWUG God?
4. Explain your relationship to Jamie and Adam.
5. Why is phi so beautiful?
6. What other games do you play?
7. With regard to what Mr Dragonne said, you need to bear in mind that a fair number of people in this clan have worked with computers for longer than what you've been breathing. How does that make you feel?

That's my questions for now.

1. it is always a good thing to know people in advance, voetsek knows me a little by now, so cant realy say if it is good or bad, but i mostly think it is good.

2. dont have CTWUG.

3. dont know who the CTWUG god is but i know about the CTWUG.

4. need a more spesific explanation of which Jamie and Adam you are talking about.

5. dont know.

6. mostly i just play BF3, but sometimes play Diablo3 or ANNO.

7. the age difference doesn't bother me at all. its the person that counts. age is just a number. and its good to be around experienced people.

[BU5T3R]

1. Who is the BUSTER who kept Vinny D out of handcuffs and what song played in the background. Bonus points for YouTube video link.

Paul Walker (AKA Brian O'Connor in the fast and the furious series of movies)
its the part just after the scene in the link below where Brain give the Keys for the Supra to Dom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfV87TgYH78

[Phatso]

+1 for the correct answer..

-1 for not linking the song..

Come on, you're doing great. Find that song that happened at the exact time that Vinny D yells "COS THE BUSTER KEPT ME OUT OF HANDCUFFS".

DO IT.

[s3xy_j0nny]

q2. well the answer for me is actuly simple, "f*<k the people, we are the people"

q3. well i wont say it to the guy/girl directly on ther BF server as it would be against the admins etc, "go f*ck yourself"

A2: The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42 (Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy).

A3: The correct response is "U MAD BRO? :D"

[J_Th4ng]

A2: The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 47 (Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy).

No it isn't.

I think you need to reread the classic 'trilogy in five parts'. Either that or you weren't listening on that long road back from JHB 5 years ago... ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_%28number%29

[Paul]

A2: The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 47 (Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy).

A3: The correct response is "U MAD BRO? :D"


The answer is 42 not 47 you retard

[s3xy_j0nny]

That's 2 of you that are getting pwned in the car park at Rage.

[BU5T3R]

+1 for the correct answer..

-1 for not linking the song..

Come on, you're doing great. Find that song that happened at the exact time that Vinny D yells "COS THE BUSTER KEPT ME OUT OF HANDCUFFS".

DO IT.

at that exact time the song fades away, but the song in the background is Nurega [Medicine8 Mix]

[Onyx]

Hi Tiaan. A pleasure to make your aquaintance.

Just a couple of questions from my side:

1. As a boy, what did you want to be when you were all grown up?
2. Why the name 'Bu5t3r'?
3. What is your best pick-up line when trying to get noticed by a girl?
4. The best thing about a woman is?
5. The best thing about BF3 is?
6. Name 1 item on your bucket list.
7. German, Italian or American sport cars?

[Phatso]

at that exact time the song fades away, but the song in the background is Nurega [Medicine8 Mix]

LINK IT DAMMIT!! ITS A COOL SONG!!

Just kidding. Well played sir.

[Skouperd]

1. it is always a good thing to know people in advance, voetsek knows me a little by now, so cant realy say if it is good or bad, but i mostly think it is good.

“Know people in advance”… you have made the assumption Voetsek is actually part of homo sapiens, anybody that really knows Voetsek know that that is just wrong, Voetsek is actually part of homo-legendarierrs.



2. dont have CTWUG.
3. dont know who the CTWUG god is but i know about the CTWUG.


Fail dude, serious fail… suggest you create a node, upload your LOS pictures, and start finding out who the CTWUG god is! Otherwise, you may just end up with a tube in your back side.



4. Explain your relationship to Jamie and Adam.
4. need a more spesific explanation of which Jamie and Adam you are talking about.

I am referring to THE Jamie and Adam. I would normally not be doing this, but since you know Mater Voetsek, I’ll help you get on the right track: http://tinyurl.com/c76aktt



5. Why is phi so beautiful?
5. dont know.


That is a kak answer. Make something up ffs.



7. the age difference doesn't bother me at all. its the person that counts. age is just a number. and its good to be around experienced people.


The age difference should make you concerned for both your sanity and ours. Bear in mind some of these old farts go to bed no later than 22:00.

[BU5T3R]

Hi Tiaan. A pleasure to make your aquaintance.

Just a couple of questions from my side:

1. As a boy, what did you want to be when you were all grown up?
2. Why the name 'Bu5t3r'?
3. What is your best pick-up line when trying to get noticed by a girl?
4. The best thing about a woman is?
5. The best thing about BF3 is?
6. Name 1 item on your bucket list.
7. German, Italian or American sport cars?

1. since i was little i always wanted to work with computers.

2. like to break and destroy stuff. the name cam up in my head before i even relised what it actuly meant.

3. i dont use pickup lines, im just always myself.

4. uhm.. thats a tough one. proboply that they are not understandable. haha

5. playing the game with other people that enjoy the game as much as i do.

6. a better case than what i currently have for my computer (coolermaster storm trooper, currently have the storm scout) and a new car.

7. german sports car, but would rather take the Shelby GT500 1969 model.

[BU5T3R]

howzit folks

it seems like all the old people forgot about the young mans post over here for the application to join the clan. yo people sleeping or not?

[Thor_23]

Hi dude,

Sure its just with all the craziness of arranging for rage and all that.
Just hang in there bud!

[J_Th4ng]

Ja mate, poor form on our side, we shouldn't have just left you hanging.

Squadding up with us on mumble has given us a good chance to get to know you a little better.

Hang in there a bit longer mate, I'll make sure that we get attention back to this again. Unfortunately, having a trained chimp for a clan leader means that we must accept that he can't remember all of the elements that make up his job...

[Megageth]

Edit * See you already answered the question I had asked. Another one then.

Hopefully it is new...

- Any desire to play competitively? In clan games? Any experience from other games?

[Skouperd]

dude... I am still waiting on responses to my questions...

[BU5T3R]

...having a trained chimp for a clan leader means that we must accept that he can't remember all of the elements that make up his job...

sorry for the crap question, but as i dont know all of you yet and who and what you are, who is the trained chimp?

[BU5T3R]

Edit * See you already answered the question I had asked. Another one then.

Hopefully it is new...

- Any desire to play competitively? In clan games? Any experience from other games?

i would like to play competitive. would be a nice experience. just need to sharpen up my skills etc a little, playing with you guys gave me nice practice and since i started playing with the squad i must say that i improved a bit. but i would like to play in clan games etc for the future.

[BU5T3R]

dude... I am still waiting on responses to my questions...

sorry if i missed your question. what was your question again?

[Stu]

Your application is not done yet.

Question: Explain why the Mars rover Curiosity only had a 70% success rate? What factors did engineers have to take into account for this landing? Please show calculations:
No one word answers

thank you that is all for now.

[Skouperd]

sorry if i missed your question. what was your question again?

Post number 31 in this thread... hgmgh, FNG

[Skouperd]

Explain why the Mars rover Curiosity only had a 70% success rate?

Because TheDuck did not design it?

[BU5T3R]

Your application is not done yet.

Question: Explain why the Mars rover Curiosity only had a 70% success rate? What factors did engineers have to take into account for this landing? Please show calculations:
No one word answers

thank you that is all for now.

More than half of Mars missions have failed, either because of some botched rocket launch on Earth or a systems malfunction en route to or at the planet. The success rate for actually landing on the Martian surface is even worse, roughly 30 percent.

[BU5T3R]

“Know people in advance”… you have made the assumption Voetsek is actually part of homo sapiens, anybody that really knows Voetsek know that that is just wrong, Voetsek is actually part of homo-legendarierrs.



Fail dude, serious fail… suggest you create a node, upload your LOS pictures, and start finding out who the CTWUG god is! Otherwise, you may just end up with a tube in your back side.


I am referring to THE Jamie and Adam. I would normally not be doing this, but since you know Mater Voetsek, I’ll help you get on the right track: http://tinyurl.com/c76aktt



That is a kak answer. Make something up ffs.




The age difference should make you concerned for both your sanity and ours. Bear in mind some of these old farts go to bed no later than 22:00.

1. what i meant by knowing people in advance is that it is always a good thing to know someone that knows the rest so he can introduce you and help you on the right path, not that voetsek would be of very good help as he would help me out of the frying pan into the fire.

2. i dont realy have a desire to find out who the god of CTWUG is, nut for this sake i would do it, just need a clear description of what you mean.

4. what relationship must i explain to them?

5. coz he/she licked the cows balls for desert.

7. well when the old farts go to bed then the young ones take over. or maybe it is time that the young ones can show the old ones that there is more fun going on after 22:00, hoe later hoe kwater.

[Paul]

Congrats Dude, you have been award provisional Membership. You may now use the grrr tags for 3 months and unless you totally fuck up they will then become permanent.

Lee is quite busy at the moment but when he has time he will throw together a sig for you

[s3xy_j0nny]

CONGRRRATULATIONS! Now you are truly fucked! Welcome to the nuthouse.

[J_Th4ng]

Nice one mate, welcome to the family. Put on those tags and be proud to be grrr!!

[Stu]

Welcome aboard the crazy train!

[TygerBS]

Yea welcome man!

Great to have you here :)

[RussianElite.]

Geluk en welkom.. Muahahaha

[Onyx]

Welcome, Busta! hugs

[Hubris]

Hey Buster WELCOME TO THE NUTHOUSE! Wear you tags with pride, but do them justice! When can we expect you online? Would be great to start getting to know you properly with the only true test of a person's character, BF3 experience!

[BU5T3R]

Thanx a lot guys and girls. Will wear the tags with pride and last but not least, tag and bag with them.