Atomicduzt

[Salty Ferret]

Hey.

I asked QB if I can apply to be in GRRR last night at hooters :D

Grrr seems more of a family clan and a bunch of good guys... a girl :) (This is what I like in a clan)

I happen to come from years and years of gaming, straight from reggies console to sega 8-bit with the pause button still on the console.

I like long walks on the beach, holding hands and singing "Kumbaya".

I am currently playing BF3 and ALOT OF DIABLO 3 :D

I am ready to answer any questions...

[Megageth]

Welcome.

1. Is this your BF3 profile (http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Atomicduzt/) and are you from Zimbabwe?

[J_Th4ng]

Hey dude, thanks for your interest in grrr. I have a few serious questions to ask before the usual 'get to know you better' ones:

1. Why grrr? I must be honest, although I know your name, you've not been someone who hangs around with us on servers etc. (not to my knowledge, anyway). Who else do you know in the clan apart from Quentin?
2. What is your BF history, and what other clans have you played for in the past?
3. If that is your profile (as linked by the Mega one), it appears that you haven't sunk all that much time into BF3 (<80 hours since launch). Why would you be looking to join what is predominantly a BF3 clan? Are you wanting to play competitively, hang out with like minded individuals, make new friends?
4. How old are you?
5. What is your Diablo 3 class and level? There are a few of us that are actively involved in D3, would be good to have more...

Looking forward to finding out a bit more about you. Good luck with you application

[Salty Ferret]

Hey Mega,

1. Is this your BF3 profile (http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Atomicduzt/) and are you from Zimbabwe? Yea I was born there, but currently in joburg in the greater parts of Benoni.

Hey Dragonne,

1. I know QB and jonny, I usually play with BVD, since I know all those guys and I sit in their TS and squad with them.
2. To be quite frank, I have always hung around with my brother’s clan. Just playing with them allot of the time. FIB then it was ASF and then Synergy and thus now BVD.I joined BFB in BF2 for clannies and owned it up, they were awesome guys but then I moved onto bf2142 and they stayed to BF2 and as we know it is a different play style.
3. I enjoy playing FPS, I am not bad at the games and you learn allot playing with good players. I just like chilling and playing games and meeting new people and just having all round laughs and making jokes. As for competitions, if you need a player for a clanny then I am there like a bear. I am more skilled in the arts of RTS and RPG's. I dominate those games like a Boss :P
4.25 and still young at heart
5. Girl Monk of the sexiness (60) just finished act 2 inferno...it’s always good to have more people in the party :D got my magic find to 400 last night. So as I am about to kill the last elite I swap my dmg gear for MF gear and get at least 2 rare’s. So if you have a full group with over 300 MF. You dominate the drops and power level. Old school diablo 2 play style :)

[J_Th4ng]

Penny just dropped, I just realised that you're Barry's boet.

Hey, if you know QB and Phats, then you're off to a good start. Let's see how things progress here. In the interim, we need to get you onto our Mumble channel so that we can game a bit together. I'll get the details and PM them to you ASAP (probably won't be until this evening). If you don't have Mumble, you might want to download it so long.

You're somewhat ahead of me in D3, I'm only 51 (Monk). Also have a Level 34 DH that I'm working on at the moment...

[Phatso]

Grant! Good to see your application dude. While its important to be your own person, being Barry's bro makes things interesting. You have legend genes in you by nature, question is, can you be the leg. End.

What will follow is a flurry of srs, bizarre and idiotic questions. Make sure you answer all of them.

1. Invulnerable, Frozen, Desecrator, Waller. What do you do?
2. How much do you know about grrr and what is your opinion of the clan and the image it portrays on servers and forums?
3. Name the 3 most impactful games you've played?
4. What is a "lolpant"?
5. Adriana Lima or Scarlett Johansson?

Pew pew!

[s3xy_j0nny]

Duzty!

+1 for Zimbo birth - you're off to a good start.

Questions:

1. How awesome am I?
2. How awesome is Paul?
3. How awesome is Bob Mugabe?
4. How awesome is a hairy blender?

[Salty Ferret]

HAHAHAHA, WOOT JONNY!

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9f73U_uwrA&feature=share
2. Grrr has always been spoken highly by other clans. It holds high morals and values :D and I want to be one of the members
3. Yoh well it is a toughie, Contra(console), WOW, DOTA. I have to include more... War3 and Diablo 2 and ET(best FPS)
4. no meaning, just funny saying it...just like "you blady titlick"
5. ummm cant make a decision, gimme 2 beers and a packet of wine gums and i would probably take anything (best wing man) :P

SEXY!

1. Depends how many times you can skim a stone in the ocean
2. He was the only one to cross the bridge in monty python (knights of nee)
3. Only dictator around now, you have to give that one to him.
4. Depends how it feels on the gooch.

[SlipperyDuck]

Pedigree, me likes.

Answer truthfully the following important questions:

1. Is it possible to have a sun tan on your tongue?
2. What is the world's best question?
3. What letter is next in this sequence MAMJJASO?
4. Is anyone in this clan a sensible person?
5. What does combobulate mean?

[Salty Ferret]

1. Only is you suck some ones cock in sunlight.
2. how much would a wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
3. U
4.Yip
5.confused

[RussianElite.]

Hey man remember you from BF2 back when you were =BFB=.

1. Which 2 guys(aka Thunder cunts) give's each other the most shit in the clan?
2. What should Phatso's real nick be?
3. Coke or Pepsi?
4. What kind of music do you listen? ex. bands ect.

[Onyx]

Hey Atomic. I don't really know you but here are some food-for-thought teasers (sorry, hooters) :p

1. You seem to be a man that enjoys the female form - so what would you consider to be the place or the value of a woman in the bigger scheme of things?
2. What do you think of women and gaming?
3. Bro's before ho's? Please clarify your answer.
4. Do you think that being Barry's brother gives you an edge wrt your application?
5. What have been the top 3 valuable lessons you have learnt while playing with FiB, ASF and Synergy as well as your current association with [bvd]?
6. What are your views on stacking?
7. What do you do during daylight hours, i.e. earning your keep?
8. Favourite Victim and Worse Enemy in BF2?

Looking forward with much anticipation to your sincere response ;)

[Salty Ferret]

Hey russian,

1. Which clan?
2. Greekily geekily
3. Pepsi
4. prime circle, muse, swedish house mafia. 30 seconds to mars, kings of leon,train. (i enjoy all types apart from rnb and soul and classical.

Hey onyx,

1. This question just confuses me sorry :(...but I love the women form, I regard them as unique beings :D
2. women in gaming is fine, nothing beats having a women tell you to do things in a game, for some odd reason i respond better to a womens voice
3. Bro's before ho's, true unless she is wearing one piece of leopard printed clothing. then it voids it.
4. in every other part of my life, I have done things on my own...I am happy for my brother being well known but no I hope you guys just want me and me alone
5. Assassin is a wanker, asf broke up because you got very different people playing together, With bvd I have clan practices right now with them on certain days and I think bvd to be quite honest has a unstoppable team with a bunch of great guys
6. I dont believe in stacking, reason is: if you were not wearing tags it would be different response to the game from the public.
7. I work for Qatar airways Senior cargo sales agent.
8. Victim:Deovalente Worst enemy: Anthrax (since I love killing my brother)

[RussianElite.]

Hey russian,

1. Which clan?
2. Greekily geekily
3. Pepsi
4. prime circle, muse, swedish house mafia. 30 seconds to mars, kings of leon,train. (i enjoy all types apart from rnb and soul and classical.)

1. This clan.
2. No Skank, just plain Skank.
3. Defnitley Coke. speaking of I'l go to the cafe now.
4. I'l accept Muse and Kings of Leon big ups on those. I would have accpted Oasis, The Verve, The Killers, The Fratellis, Interpol or the Arctic Monkeys aswell.

[Megageth]

2. Why not BVD?

[Paul]

Hey dude, welcome to the forum. I suggest hanging out on the Shoutbox and squadding up with us. THat is the best way to get to know everyone and to gain acceptance to the clan

[Skouperd]

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[Stu]

Ok so you've decided to start the application process. Could I ask one of the grrrbians to pass on the Mumble server details so we can get you on VIOP and you can join in on the gaming with us.

Squad up and play together with the ladies and gents it's important for us to get to know you.

Questions:

If you see someone drop their wallet in the street do you?
a) shout and inform the person they dropped their wallet.
b) pick it up take a finders fee and return the wallet.
c) Max every card and launder as much cash as possible.

If you see someone walking down the street they have bad posture and are looking down towards the ground and are not engaged with the world around them, are they?

a) prey
b) predator
c) neutral
d) non of the above you just described me!

[Onyx]

Hey onyx,
1. This question just confuses me sorry :(...but I love the women form, I regard them as unique beings :D


I meant the question in the sense of where would you place a woman: an object that resembles a doormat or something a bit more valuable and worth treasuring?

[Skouperd]

Hey russian,
2. nothing beats having a women tell you to do things, for some odd reason i respond better to a womens voice


Dude, only married men have been indoctrinated enough to respond better to commands issued by a woman! I did not realise you were married? The only other logical explanation must be that you are batting for the other team…

1. Now, proof or disprove, the above hypothesis by using only single syllable words.
2. On a more serious question, why have you been hopping between so many clans?

[Salty Ferret]

Hey Mega,

1. BVD had sponsors and you can not join unless you in the squad.

Hey Onyx,

Well I have only grown up with a mother, So I put women above every thing. Unless they treat me like shit...Respect is earned. But when it comes to some one I am involved with, I put her above every thing.

1.HA HA HA HA I dont swing both ways
2.never hopped, I have only been with BFB. The other clans have been barry's and it is mostly always the same players moving all the time. Its like they get bored of the clan tags

[Paul]

Good to have you on mumble and mixing up with us. Continue this and join in on the SB.

We people get to know you a little better then the real questions will start coming out

[RussianElite.]

Hey Mega,

1. BVD had sponsors and you can not join unless you in the squad.

Hey Onyx,

Well I have only grown up with a mother, So I put women above every thing. Unless they treat me like shit...Respect is earned. But when it comes to some one I am involved with, I put her above every thing.

1.HA HA HA HA I dont swing both ways
2.never hopped, I have only been with BFB. The other clans have been barry's and it is mostly always the same players moving all the time. Its like they get bored of the clan tags

If you did swing bothways who would have: Phatso, Tyger or Paul or all three?

[Salty Ferret]

A big jelly filled mosh pit of all of us :D

[TygerBS]

Grant good to see you apply.

Questions:
1. Why you so good at strat games and so shit at FPS games?
2. Will you ever move out of your moms house and become a big boy?
3. Who would win a fight between stu and paul?
4. Do you enjoy being a man whore?
5. Justify your answer to question 4
6. The special theory of relativity says that acelerating an object with mass to the speed of light is impossible. Why is this? Answer carefully.

[Salty Ferret]

Hey QB,

1. I am not shit, I just play more time into strat games than i do FPS.
2. not a chance!
3. Stu, paul needs Assassin shoes to keep him on the ground
4. Love it
5. better than wanking and I love boobs so much
6. impossible currently with our technology, but we have already broken the sound barrier...whats to say we wont be able to teleport soon. Sure addidas and apple are creating tele-shoes as we speak.

[Paul]

Answers 3 and 6 are incorrect you need to Wiki that son

[TygerBS]

Very disappoints with answer 6, you are now a confirmed noob :p

Answer 3 could be right.

[Stu]

Answer 3 could be right.

Answer 3 IS correct!

[Salty Ferret]

hahahaha, Dammit....at least I got 3 correct.

[s3xy_j0nny]

The answer to question 3 is actually dependent on whose handbag is loaded with more bricks.

[Skouperd]

tick.... tock.... tick..... tock... and I am not refering to Intel marketing strategy here...:waiting:

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[SlipperyDuck]

can you do? - why you mad bro?

[Skouperd]

Lee, it is a cool question you have to agree with that! ;-) I think the record is 17 minutes to solve it. (I was bored when I drew that up many years ago....)

[Megageth]

There is no question, its a series of numbers. No question = no answer. I win, I'll take the fluffy penguin and some Rolo's.

[Paul]

Lee, it is a cool question you have to agree with that! ;-) I think the record is 17 minutes to solve it. (I was bored when I drew that up many years ago....)

Here is a clue Atomic


1000011 1100001 1101110 100000 1111001 1101111 1110101 100000 1100100 1101111 100000 1000001 1010011 1000011 1001001 1001001 111111 100000 1001001 1100110 100000 1110011 1101111 101100 100000 1110111 1101000 1100001 1110100 100000 1101001 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1100101 100000 1110011 1101111 1101100 1110101 1110100 1101001 1101111 1101110 100000 1110100 1101111 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1110000 1110101 1111010 1111010 1101100 1100101 100000 1101111 1100110 100000 1101101 1101001 1101110 1100101 100000 1101000 1100101 1110010 1100101 111010 100000 1101000 1110100 1110100 1110000 111010 101111 101111 1100010 1101100 1101111 1100111 101110 1110011 1101011 1101111 1110101 1110000 1110011 101110 1100011 1101111 1101101 101111 111111 1110000 111101 110100 110011 110010

[Skouperd]

To Paul:

49 20 61 6D 20 69 6D 70 72 65 73 73 65 64 20 50 61 75 6C

[Skouperd]

There is no question, its a series of numbers.

Appologies Mega, I forgot that the arse end in Africa still rely on Morse code for communication. You may understand this better:

-. --- .-- ... - --- .--. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. .- -. -.. ... --- .-.. ...- . -- -.-- .--. ..- --.. --.. .-.. . .... - - .--. ---... -..-. -..-. -... .-.. --- --. .-.-.- ... -.- --- ..- .--. ... .-.-.- -.-. --- -- -..-. ..--.. .--. ....- ...-- ..---

[Phatso]

Thread is discombobulated.

[Salty Ferret]

hahahahahaha,

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[Salty Ferret]

Can you do ASCII? If so, what is the solution to this puzzle of mine here:

[Paul]

To Paul:

49 20 61 6D 20 69 6D 70 72 65 73 73 65 64 20 50 61 75 6C

767976 121111117 11510411111710810011039116 9810144 73 11410199111103110105115101100 105116 98117116 73 10010510011039116 107110111119 104111119 116111 10010199114121112116 105116 115111 73 106117115116 103111111103108101100 102111114 97 9911111011810111411610111446 65108115111 105116 11997115 10197115105101114 116111 115112111116 116104101 6583677373 11610497110 116104101 104101120

[Megageth]

Appologies Mega, I forgot that the arse end in Africa still rely on Morse code for communication. You may understand this better:

-. --- .-- ... - --- .--. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. .- -. -.. ... --- .-.. ...- . -- -.-- .--. ..- --.. --.. .-.. . .... - - .--. ---... -..-. -..-. -... .-.. --- --. .-.-.- ... -.- --- ..- .--. ... .-.-.- -.-. --- -- -..-. ..--.. .--. ....- ...-- ..---

-.-- --- ..- ... - --- .--. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. .- -. -.. --. .. ...- . -- -.-- .--. . -. --.- ..- .. -. -.. --- -. - ..-. --- .-. --. . - - .... . .-. --- .-.. --- ...

[TygerBS]

This shit ruined the thread... nice going

[Paul]

LOL where has the young lad gone?

[Paul]

I do believe this is the first time we have chased some one a way. Atomic if you are still interested then join us on the Shoutbox and Mumble.

Much better way to get to know people than random questions

[TygerBS]

Nah you haven't chased him away, that's juts grant he comes and goes. He has the attention span of.. of.... of a baby monkey.

[Skouperd]

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Paul, the easiest way to "decrypt" my code is just to use Excel. The function you want to use is "CHAR" to go from Decimal to ASCII. If you want to go from ASCII to Decimal, the formula is "CODE". If you want to go from Decimal to Hex, the excel formula is "DEC2HEX", or "DEC2BIN", or "HEX2DEC".

Atomic, with regard to your code, I give up, what is it? And if it is just a bunch of random numbers, well... lets just say...

Tyger, I know a couple of other guys with that kind of attention span... how's your wooden case coming on?

[Salty Ferret]

Hahahahaha, I think QB knows me to well. Its not that I went away. Just focused on my job. Balancing Planes and worrying about peoples lives is hard work :)...But now that I know my job like the pope knows little children, I promised myself now that i am settled I want to start clan gaming in BF4. So please give me a second thought...I promise not to escape into a lonely abyss.

[flycatchr]

ah h h h , w e lc o m e b a c k

[SlipperyDuck]

*HUGESIGH - awesomepants in a sockhole

Once everyone sees this thead, they're gonna brown their pants again.....

I think its fair to ask one more question etc. from a couple o gaaz then just so that we can draft the vote thead again for our members....seems fair.

[Salty Ferret]

hahahaha forsure :P I am ready. Just not the numbers question again, that still torments me!

[Paul]

Hey this is kind of the post rAge chill period for the clan, usually for like 2 or 3 weeks after we are crawl back into our holes to recover. I suggest friending some peeps and joining us on the BF3/4 servers when ever you can

[Phatso]

Grant, its important that you attain more visibility and spend more time with us.

Pop onto TS and come chat with us bro, I know you are a social lad, show the rest of the team that :)

[Irish_Luck28]

Atomicduzt, nice to see the application again/continue?
Anyways, here goes:
1. Will metro be a better map in BF4 with levolution etc? Please explain.
2. You mentioned balancing planes earlier in the thread, what does this mean?
3. Michael Keaton batman vs Christian Bale batman- Who would win in a fight and why?

[Stu]

Welcome back:

In no less that 140 chars justify why you are grrr material.

[RussianElite.]

hink questions have been going on long enough? We need him on TS so we see how well he gells :P

[Morphza]

hink questions have been going on long enough? We need him on TS so we see how well he gells :P

Not even a member yet and you are wanting to use your "Gell" already??

[Stu]

hink questions have been going on long enough? We need him on TS so we see how well he gells :P

Russian, Don't make me drive up to jhb and smack some sense into you son! Because I will, it's only 11 1/2 months till Rage you have been warned!

[Salty Ferret]

hahahahaha, ok TS for sure...See you guys online tonight :)

1. Will metro be a better map in BF4 with levolution etc? Well yes, as the creators of the maps said, they do not want to create maps where there is bottle necks any more. So if metro is to happen im sure it will be better.
2. You mentioned balancing planes earlier in the thread, what does this mean? Oh, I work for Qatar airways, I am the guy that balances the planes in regard to weight and fuel needed for take off and landing. I take the cargo and distribute it in order for the plane to be able to take off. I do all the safety checks and give permission to allow the aircraft to take off. I don't want to bore you :P
3. Michael Keaton batman vs Christian Bale batman- Who would win in a fight and why? Christian Bale, he has a better Batman voice and he does not have bat nipples on his suit. Booya...

[BadA$$jack]

Hey dude,

Sure you wanna join this nuthouse ????

One of our clan members is a mathematical genius, please give him a puzzle that really would test his skills!!!

If you disagree explain why he is a nutcase!!!

[Salty Ferret]

Well, I am just has nutty if not more :P

If a plane was taking off and climbing at 420 feet per minute at 410kmp/h, what is the altitude of the plane after it traveled 230km's?

If you want a clue let me know :)

:D

[Megageth]

14136.58536585366 feet.

[Megageth]

PS I hope its pressurised.

[Megageth]

PPS I am assuming your speed is ground speed not indicated air speed.

[Skouperd]

Well, I am just has nutty if not more :P

If a plane was taking off and climbing at 420 feet per minute at 410kmp/h, what is the altitude of the plane after it traveled 230km's?

If you want a clue let me know :)

:D

Seriously? Herewith my assumptions:

1. The plane flies at a constant speed of 410KM/h right from take off until it have flown 230km from take off
2. I assume that the altitude is based on the same ground level. If you fly 230km from cape town to JHB then the ground level would have increased thereby messing up the calculations. If you fly from JHB to Cape Town, then the ground level would have decreased thereby increasing altitude.
3. I assume that the plane increases altitude all the way and doesn't stop halfway through or something.
4. I assume this is a serious question.

The calculations is as follows:
plane flies 410 km / hour
this equates to 410,000 meters per hour
this equates to 6,833.333... meters per minute
in order to fly 230KM, or 230,000 meters will thus take 33.65854.... minutes (or 2019.512 seconds)
since the plane increase altitute at a rate of 420 feet per minute, this means that in 33.65854 minutes, it would have reached 14,136.58537 feet.

Assume the measure of a 1 foot is according to the itnernational standard as defined in 1959 then the plane will be 4,308.83122 meters higher than what the point of origin. However, should you have opted for the Utrecth Foot measurement instead, then the plane would only be 3,856.460488meters higher. The funny one is that should you opted for the Bordeaux foot measurement, then the plane would be 5,049.786205 meters higher.

[Paul]

Enough with brainiac questions here is a really question.

How many fucks do you think you could get in before the Presidents Body guards take you down.


You can choose the meaning of fuck, either the action or the word

[Stu]

A man leaves the office turns off the lights and walks down the stairs, on the way home he hears something on the radio drives back to the office turns on the lights takes out his revolver and kills himself. What did he hear on the radio and what was his profession.

[RussianElite.]

FFS, I'm glad I didnt get these questions when I applied!

[Stu]

FFS, I'm glad I didnt get these questions when I applied!

that's cause we knew you were boarder line retarded and didn't want you to piss your pants...

[Skouperd]

FFS, I'm glad I didnt get these questions when I applied!

It is because of you that we had to increase our vetting processes... so to all new candidates, if the questions are tough, thank our local Russian.

[Salty Ferret]

How many fucks do you think you could get in before the Presidents Body guards take you down.
You can choose the meaning of fuck, either the action or the word...

Are these stomach in chest out sort of body guards, if so, I think i would be able to atleast get one off before i notice that they after me. Then another one as I notice I just shat my pants and about 23 and 1/2 as the big body guard is grinding into me as he puts on handcuffs.

A man leaves the office turns off the lights and walks down the stairs, on the way home he hears something on the radio drives back to the office turns on the lights takes out his revolver and kills himself. What did he hear on the radio and what was his profession.

Justin biebers first song to ever hit radio!, his profession was just an every day shoe salesmen. His deepest fear was knowing he gave birth to that little man.

[Salty Ferret]

Seriously? Herewith my assumptions:

1. The plane flies at a constant speed of 410KM/h right from take off until it have flown 230km from take off
2. I assume that the altitude is based on the same ground level. If you fly 230km from cape town to JHB then the ground level would have increased thereby messing up the calculations. If you fly from JHB to Cape Town, then the ground level would have decreased thereby increasing altitude.
3. I assume that the plane increases altitude all the way and doesn't stop halfway through or something.
4. I assume this is a serious question.

The calculations is as follows:
plane flies 410 km / hour
this equates to 410,000 meters per hour
this equates to 6,833.333... meters per minute
in order to fly 230KM, or 230,000 meters will thus take 33.65854.... minutes (or 2019.512 seconds)
since the plane increase altitute at a rate of 420 feet per minute, this means that in 33.65854 minutes, it would have reached 14,136.58537 feet.

Assume the measure of a 1 foot is according to the itnernational standard as defined in 1959 then the plane will be 4,308.83122 meters higher than what the point of origin. However, should you have opted for the Utrecth Foot measurement instead, then the plane would only be 3,856.460488meters higher. The funny one is that should you opted for the Bordeaux foot measurement, then the plane would be 5,049.786205 meters higher.

WOW AWESOME :) woohooooo...

Distance = Speed x Time

so,

Time = Distance / Speed

substituting known values of Distance = 230 KM and Speed = 410KMH,

Time = 230 KM / 410kmh

therefore Time in hours is

Time = 0.56 hours (this is rounded but you need to keep the numbers in your calculator)

So Time in minutes is:

Time = 0.56 x 60 = 33.6 minutes

Distance = Speed x Time

Here the Distance is the altitude and the speed is the rate of climbing.

Substituting rate of 420 feet per minute and time of 33.6 minutes

Distance = 420 x 33.6

Distance = 14137.20 feet.

So the altitude of the plane would be 14137.20 feet.

Well done Skouperd :)

[Skouperd]

(this is rounded but you need to keep the numbers in your calculator)


Calculators was allowed?

[Salty Ferret]

Calculators was allowed?

Whoops I forgot, you use an abacus...

[RussianElite.]

Calculators was allowed?
Bahahahahahaha

[Stu]

Atomic:

Commador 64 or ZxSpectrum
Nintendo or Saga
How much data could a 3 1/2" Disks hold?
What where said disks commonly referred to?
If you were to use these disks to install BF4 at a average compression ratio. How many Disks and volumes would you need?

[Salty Ferret]

Commador 64 or ZxSpectrum - Commador 64, because it just freaking sounds awesome - if i was a pirate that would be my nick
Nintendo or Saga - Never played on a nintendo but I did have a sega 8-bit and 16bit and 16bit-mega until I went onto ps1
How much data could a 3 1/2" Disks hold? after much googling maximum capacity is 1.4Mb per a disk
What where said disks commonly referred to? Floppy
If you were to use these disks to install BF4 at a average compression ratio. How many Disks and volumes would you need? Geez, after much research...I can not find how big BF4 will be exactly. So if i wing it and say bf4 is going to be 12gigs you will need 8778 floppy disks.